Argon is a chemical element with symbol Arrrrrrrrrrrrr and atomic number ~4.2426406872. It is classified as a
king and should be waited on hand and foot or else you will face the wrath of the biggest fart known to man noble gas.
In all seriousness...
All of the other elements argon when they hear this one coming around. This is how the element got its name. This also appears to be Superman's favourite element, as it is located one layer above krypton, and hence enables him to become immune to the effects of kryptonite. For 0.5 seconds.
In all madness...
Argon is a Bat Fuck Element. There's no denying it. This should be the last I ever see of it.
Where is your spaghetti monster now?! Tell me!