XY Private File Collection II: You'll Never See The End Of It.

Highlights of the Archive: Gruntled is high, and talks to me. I discuss AFL football, absolute nonsense, collabs, nonsense, a heated debate. Gruntled asks me about free cake, 2+2=5 asks me about proverbs, and PoT about isms. Yeah.

So...

your first language is Estonian? 02:20, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I'm not Estonian. You're mixing me up with that other guy. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:54, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Sorry. I must be high all the time. I;m so high right now, I don;t jniw hie hgh i rrrally ammm jf jf ```` 16:10, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

So... what is your first language. Please list reasons for your mink obsession as well. Thank you, and good night America. 16:10, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

First language: English. Minks are so cool. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:54, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Make it happen.

Alex has news from Uncle Pete:. I don't know about you, but I can definitely see it happening someday. How about it?--Estero (talk) 03:54, 14 Aym 2015 (UTC)

That's pretty kewl. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 04:03, 14 Aym 2015 (UTC)

How was the game at Melbourne? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:21, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Really fun. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:22, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

i am citizen insane. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 23:31, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Orogh. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:37, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

[insert liberal amounts of introductory brass sections and donuts here]

Would you happen to know if they're airing stupid sketches about kids' picture books on the ABC3? Seems to have changed a lot since those shows about wannabe deejays and Detective Curry Puff What's-her-face that were on when I was young(er). Na na na na, something something. ~ Good tidings! ~ 13:08, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

You're Skitting Me? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:28, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

u wot m8!? 204.108.123.133 16:37, 19 Aym 2015 (UTC)

You're Skitting Me is a TV show. Are you an existing user? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:00, 19 Aym 2015 (UTC)

y u request delete for

...The Book of Teachings¿?¿? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:55, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Because it has been succeeded by the Book of Hindley. That was a prototype. Fries with truffle oil! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:18, 20 Aym 2015 (UTC)

How in the world do i use rollbacks? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:46, 22 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Head here. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:50, 22 Aym 2015 (UTC)

It's just a description of rollbacks, not how to use the m. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 03:07, 22 Aym 2015 (UTC)

OK. When there are two or more edits by one user, then there will be a 'rollback' button. So if you rollback, then all edits by one user will be reverted until you get to another user. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:34, 22 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Ppp

Ahh. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:25, 23 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Didgeri-too

Asce. Je non soif. Je qu'il parce est? Non, non, non. Omelette! Omelette! Omelette! Omelette! Du baguette! Du baguette! Du baguette! Du baguette! Au fromage! Au fromage! Au fromage! Au fromage! L'affrontage! L'affrontage! La menage! La menage! Eeble sonk! Sink sonk. Du il parce vont! Du il parce vont l'omeletta. Omelette of cheese. Nice nice nice. I am the mink. Non soif non soif. Il il il. Omelette! Omelette! Ugh. Can that, won't we? OH NO I DROPPED THE LIFT KEY! Omelette omelette omelette au faits la fromage parce qu'il la clef du Vim. Ah hah!

Ever heard of Gabriel Iglesias? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 22:52, 23 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Related to Enrique Iglesias? Nope. Just jo king. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:42, 24 Aym 2015 (UTC)

RE:Reasoning

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Re:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Reasoning

Sonk eeble. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:23, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

De-men-ti-con *clap clap clap clap clap*

Is this where you got that whole 'snarf' thing from? ~ Good tidings! ~ 07:55, 29 Aym 2015 (UTC)

It was 2+2=5 that came up with it. Ask him. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:59, 29 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Coal abs

...on Koalafornia? You do.the koala part and I.do.the fornia part. What do.you say? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 17:27, 30 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Wynaut? By which I mean, Why Not? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:33, 30 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Do you do the thing

...on Pretend You're Xyzzy? Would be interesting to maybe start up some sessions and convenient considering you're from the same time zone (besides Frost who seems to've been inactive here for some reason). I've made my own expansion pack, though, so it doesn't all have to be crude anatomy-based humour fished straight outta Encyclopaedia Dramatica. ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:45, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)

OK. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:02, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I'ts not letting me create an inforbox on Koalafornia, and because ai am still receiving an education, ai don't know what ai am doing wrong... can you please help me with the are tickle? 'Twould help megatons. Tanks! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 23:28, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)

What ever happened...

To Hindleyism? Did we run out of brian medicine, or did plagiarism become a minor issue? I think we should revive it. 'Twould be a nice surprise for Hindleyite when he returns from his Holy Kingdumb of Hindley. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 02:23, 3 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

I know. I'm writing some Hindleyite scriptures. You will need to help me. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:20, 3 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

URGENT.

So it seems that Iamawesome is pretty pissed off at me right now, and im pretty pissed off at him too, and if he or I win BB, things will be as worse as the conflict that occured between Kate and Flyingcat. I don't think any of.us want a conflict like that to happen again on Illogicopedia, but if something isn't done by tomorrow, Lord knows what might happen...

As a concerned user, I ask that you should contact an admin to come up with a solution (with all.due repect XY007, I don't think your decisions would be acknowledged by Iamawesome). I was originally going to.forfeit, but Iamawesome might call me a p*ssy for not wanting to go into the conflict any further, which would in turn cause another conflict that might get him blocked and cause him to use his technological abilities to either hack whatever device im using or to expose certain things that he can easily.over exaggerate. Also, if you announce both of us or neither of us winner, Iamawesome definitley wont be satisfied and might say unacceptable.things to you and me and cause a big conflict. I already asked Iamawesome to.calm.down a bit, but if he doesnt, then there will be severe complications. If I win BB, Iamawesome might do things to.my userpage, which might get him blocked, therefore setti.g a grudge against me, so he might hack my device.

I am sorry for being a significant part of this illogical conundrum, but something seriously needs to be done. I know Iamawesome will shut up if an admin tells him to, but that'll just increase his resentment toward me, and I would never be comfortable being on a website with an illogical webdev/hacker being resentful toward me, which would make me resign from Illogicopedia.

Remember: I am.very unstable.

Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.)

20:14, 4 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

PS: if we wish to discuss this further, but in private, we may need to resort to emails. I will have to create a new one for that because it has my name on it, though.

I will need to create a new email too to protect mah privacy. OK. I'm sorry man. Also remember the conflict between Nerd42 and Flyingcat about two months ago, over consensus? Just asking. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:51, 4 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Yes, I do remember. But that got settled rather quickly. I'm not so sure about our current conflict, though. 2+2=5

Hi

Somebody deleted 2+2=5 talk page and looks like its a song or poem idk how can it be fixed? Fluffy Waffles (talk) 19:20, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

I used rollback. Fixed now. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:46, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Oh, my...

Quiznos. You just HAVE TO go to that article. And edit it based on those videos. Please?

Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.)

02:14, 19 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

OK. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:20, 19 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

And by the way, Windows 10 is out. And the new Microsoft Surface Pro 4. In the US, at least. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 21:18, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Nope. It isn't. Not till Sept-Oct. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:47, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

IP vandal

Thank you for handling the vandal problem. —Marzipan (talk) 03:00, 13 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

You're velcome. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:23, 13 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

FYI

...could stand for Fjord Yelling Industries, but in this case, I am alerting you about voting for features. When you vote for an article, make sure to update the for_count= when voting for, and against_count= when voting against. Thank you for your timely attention to this vigorous circular motion incredibly crucial issue . Your cooperation will merit you one Zimizmizt glossalalic blessing per month for life. (kaizum me) 12:58, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I will yell another fjord. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:36, 15 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Fqord it!

Hao duz yew arrkyvv? How do you make an archive for my talkpage? 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 20:04, 15 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

You do it. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:16, 16 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

K den. That was much help. Anyway, do you know how I can alter the font of text here in this hellhole of a website? I've been trying to change the font from "Garamond" to Impact, Charcoal, sans-serif. Dat 'Chan H4XX0R is not heer, so all that I see left is you.

Damut. I'm being rude. I'm being so Darude Sandstorm to you, and I sayetheth thateth "Imma' sorry." 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 02:24, 17 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I don't know that. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:27, 17 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Local disaster warning

In the words of the legendary Rafe Daniels, "I'm not leaving you behind, Victoria!".

I'll be rolling over into the state below (again) for a few days sometime soon. Have you got advice as to mildly entertaining things to do? So far our itinerary is entirely shopping (featuring some cats). ~ Good tidings! ~ 10:21, 16 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Chase the seagulls/sparrows in Fed Square, joke that you're going to swim in the Yarra (but of course you can't), turn up late for a train, and do stuff as illogical as possible. As a Victorian resident, I have done plenty of mildly entertaining things in the city. Also, ice cream! In mid-winter! Yeah! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:27, 16 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

My girlfriend?

It's best that we take this to my talk page. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 00:53, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Ah. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:13, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Minks are so 1987

Mongeese are where it's at. ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:15, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

It's mongooses, not mongeese. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 06:06, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Rip off

I clicked on Free Cake and ended up here. No worries. I don't feel like cake right now. I should eat something, though. (kaizum me) 04:14, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

The cake is a lie. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:07, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Wait, if the concept of "free cake" is a lie, then wouldn't that mean that what the Ism Party stands for is also a lie? 02:33, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Actually I should change that. :P The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:33, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Best that you do that. Oslo, can you go to the IRC chat room? I'M GETTING RIDICULOUSLY BORED. 02:44, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I will soon. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:49, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Well that was fun. 03:02, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Je m'ouble. Pourquoi je se pas? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:03, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Sorry I had to help m grandma with moving a chair. I'm back on IRC, though. I'll be waiting for you. 03:08, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

XY's out, it's cat time now! Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 03:10, 16 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

A question

Hey, there's a new thing called Flabebism! Wanna join? ☃☃☃ (talk) 12:15, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Giratinism is better. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:14, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Giratina is a.... DRAGON you say? well face a lvl 100 flabebe against a lvl 1 giratina and the winner is... FRABARBAR!!!! ☃☃☃ (talk) 06:28, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Well... who trains a Flabebe to lvl 100 without evolving it? And Giratina is normally at lvl 70 when you capture it. And.... erm... wait... you're immune. YOU WIN THIS TIME - BUT I'll GET YOU! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 08:05, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

If I were to choose Racist Pikachu, though...

My uncle says that the Pokémon anime is "badass" and "better than Naruto," though I've only seen the first episode of the first season of the very first original version. Could you please share your opinions on the anime so I can decide whether or not I should see it, as I barely finished watching the second season of Attack On Titan? Thanks. 04:31, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

As for Piddler's battle situation I'll maybe use a Steelix or something? Also, see it. It's good. All of it. My friend says it's no longer meaningful after they took Brock out, but I disagree. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:00, 23 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

HAI!!!

BAI!!!

How's your Afterlife Management Board coming along? 02:50, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

OK. But I have 2,580 edits now. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:56, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Kewl kewl. Can you pls share some ideas on the direction my epic in progress should go based on where I've left off? Thanks. 03:03, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I don't think I have that knowledge. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:07, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Shame.

such illogical
many confuzzle
Wow
very dumb
such insaen
idk wut this is
many bananaz
so ilogik
don't want
Much wiki

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? By the way, I don't think User:Mjduniverse didn't do a good job on it, so we need to bring it back! ANd no, Dogecoin doesn't count! Eidos! 18:48, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Mink! Also mink. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:27, 7 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Something that may offend His Honourable but could also have the possibility of being crap.

Stinky Chinese Monkey Farts. I've been annoying several users about it, so... snarf. 02:49, 21 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Maybe. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:08, 21 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

8.386023

What makes 8.386023 a Number of Insanity? I'm pretty sure that's an actual number which it's possible to calculate with. Should probably go in the Numbers of Sanity. --Nerd42 (talk) 12:42, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

It's insane, though, and has to do with Fnurdles. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:08, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

This is a conundrum. Or a snare drum, maybe. Shall we take it here for dissection? (kaizum me) 23:14, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

A question of you.

Are you familiar with the aboriginal Australian quote "nothing is nothing"? If so, WHAT IN FANGED MEAT'S NAME DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?!? This is a part of my Arts & Religion class, and I am having quite a difficult time of finding the true interpretation of it (it obviously does not mean that if nothing is there, then nothing is there) other than the fact that it may mean this.

“To put this into perspective, nonexistence is nonexistent. Man merely created a term for something that is not here or there; they created 'nothing' from nothing. But what they clearly overlooked is the fact that nothing is something in of itself. 'Nothing' exists and will continue to exist. Why? Because in the case of 'nothing,' nonexistence is the same as existence; nonexistence is a state of existence.”

~ 2+2=5 at 2:00 A.M., doing homework while in a tired yet enlightened state of mind

“Oh yeah. There's one more thing: if the negative connotations throw you off, here's another way of saying it: 'Everything is something' (including nothing).”

~ 2+2=5 right before passing out after he finished his homework

What just happened?

“NOTHING. Get it?”

~ 2+2=5's subconscious

I just answered my own question, didn't I? Damn it. Look at all the space I took up! I am such an ID-10t. 05:28, 9 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Some questions! 'Nothing is nothing' is not an aboriginal Australian quote. My personal interpretation of it, is that it's just stating the obvious. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:30, 9 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Well it's traditionally said like "epama epam"... 05:43, 9 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Nonlinear navigations

Shit. I never answered your question. Sorry. I was reading this and saw that I'd left you hanging. This is not unusual. However, since I like you, I thought I ought to make an effort, such as it is.

Inuyasha is an anime phenomenon. My wife loves the TV series. I will let you read up on it, since I am not a fan myself. I don't mind when she watches it because I can do stuff like this while it's on and not have to pay it much attention. Same with Godzilla movies. (kaizum me) 10:29, 10 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Mink. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 21:38, 10 Octodest 2015 (UTC)