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I like how the main page is starting to take shape now. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 05:26, 11 January 2007 (EST)

Suggestion: add " Mandarines?" after "Mindreaders?". --Fluffalizer 13:16, 17 January 2007 (EST)

suggestion noted--Silent Penguin 13:16, 17 January 2007 (EST)

i created my own part[edit]

Yes, that is right.♣♣♣♥♥[edit]


hello i am here[edit]

yes it is me, from uncyclopedia :) --Nerd42 07:59, 2 February 2007 (EST)


It would be awfully silly to change "Stepping up to the plate, ready for smashing" to "Stepping up to wipe the fish, ready for grating". --Fluffalizer 07:27, 4 February 2007 (EST)

Feature stuff[edit]

Is it supposed to say "quater" instead of "quarter?" Wehpudicabok 21:35, 14 February 2007 (EST)

Nah, it wasn't, well it doesn't anymore.--Silent Penguin 04:38, 15 February 2007 (EST)

A suggestion[edit]

A suggestion for adding a create article feature: (since it was tried but removed, I assume because of poor results) make a page for it at Main_Page/Create, Illogicopedia/Create or something like that, then add a "Create one" link to it under the "[number] articles in English, rien en français und nichts auf Deutsch." text in the Welcome to Illogicopedia box. --Fluffalizer 00:52, 2 March 2007 (EST)


The thing at the top says we have no french articles, which is untrue now thanks yo MMF and his Francias one...change it or i will Voodoo jo0. (helloolleh)

Please change this back and delete Français, it has reduced the humour of the front page. MetalFlower.jpg

Small problem.[edit]

The editting of the newest articles template no longer works. You can still enter manually. David 09:20, 12 March 2007 (EST)

Fixed. --Fluffalizer 12:58, 12 March 2007 (EST)
Thank you. David 20:44, 12 March 2007 (EST)


If you can read this, site appears to be working. :) --Nerd42 20:38, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Heh, silly Nerd42.--Silent PenguinPenguin_foot.JPG 20:42, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh no, it doesn't work! Oh hold on, there's a coffee stain on my screen... -- Hindleyite 21:00, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Hello everybody. Just checkin the place out. Is there a bunch of benson horseshit stuff on this sight? --AntiMathPoet 23:18, 14 April 2007 (UTC) is there a way to copy my Uncyc article to here? --AntiMathPoet 23:24, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

The simplest way would be to go to its edit page, copy, and paste it into an article with the same name here. If it was deleted, an Uncyc admin can give you a copy. As for benson, there are a few articles with such, added as a joke, but no benson movement. --The Divine Fluffalizer 00:24, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, there is some Benson stuff on here but we're trying to keep it at a minimum. -- Hindleyite 08:58, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

if i don't have to deal with benson, then that's one less FUCKING HASSLE. Not that I have anything against benson, just some of his followers.--AntiMathPoet 11:15, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Whay! Here here.--Silent PenguinPenguin_foot.JPG 11:33, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Rip off[edit]

I like how the website is a blatant rip off of Uncylopedia. Except for the humor part.

And like how uncyclopedia is a blatant rip off of wikipedia. Except for the factual part.--Silent Penguin 14:44, 14 Aym 2007 (UTC)

Feeds available[edit]

If you'd like some more random content, try the Wikia:Help:RSS2Wiki feature. Here's a sample of headlines from The Onion: Extension:RSS -- Error: "" is not in the whitelist of allowed feeds. max=3 is the only allowed feed.

and Fark: Extension:RSS -- Error: "" is not in the whitelist of allowed feeds. max=3 is the only allowed feed.

You can remove the "short" from the code to get actual feed content, but what you get varies from site to site. There are lots of other feeds out there...inspect your favorite weird sites for the "RSS" button. Have fun! — Catherine o' the ComTeam 16:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

I've given this a try on the Current events page with the ?media weblog. Check it out and tell us what you think. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:06, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)

ASCII moon quarters[edit]

this site has what the moon quarter currently looks like in ASCII format lol

That's pretty cool. We need a link to that somewhere. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:05, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)


My first feature anywhere! Thanxx guyz! 11:34, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC) Eh?

The header hack[edit]

It's a good idea but it's cutting off some of the page, at least in my browser anyway. It might be worth asking someone who knows about these things to take a look - it would be good if it could be brought in line with Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia's main page headers. Maybe a bit of css or something?-- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:34, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)

SP put in a hack in the Monobook.css doing that prior to adding the stuff in the Main Page itself. It took a little while before the css code began to work, though - I could see the Main Page title previewing the page with the code on top removed at first. Not now anymore, though. I'll give removing it a go and see if it works. --Fluffalizer 15:44, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Seems to work fine. Save a litte bit of extra space on top, it looks the same as Uncyc and WP. --Fluffalizer 15:50, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, that little space at the top is a bit problematic. Ah it seems to be working now, didnt even on a hard refresh before, kudos to Flameviper for giving us a challenge and highlighting the whole in our code.--Silent Penguin 16:04, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)
Aha, looks good now. Well done to all concerned there. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:05, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)
er, this looks fecked again.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 21:11, 25 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
I would fix it but there's a full moon coming up and something weird might happen... that and I dunno how. We need some Divine inspiration </hint>. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:56, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Seems a certain wiper of frames put back his code for placing a floating image over the top of the page after I removed it, then removed his logo (first briefly replacing it with goatse. nice "surprise" checking the changes in the history), leaving the code blanking a little strip of the page. --The Divine Fluffalizer 13:55, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the fix. Hmm, goatse? I smell a ban. Oh crud, I gotta vote in WTOM... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:48, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

What is this "Anti-feature" thing?[edit]

Just wondering. Randomness 15:03, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)

Its a piece of forum code which shows an article from the trash categories--Silent Penguin 15:09, 30 Aym 2007 (UTC)
OH MY GOD DO WE GET A PRIZE FOR AN ANTI FEATURE???--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 14:01, 10 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) - No, bumhug--Testostereich(ballsack) 14:04, 10 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Strange but... erm... strange..?[edit]

Just so I know what is the difference between Uncyclopedia and Illogicopedia, as in the rules, exc., so I don't start writing articles that get immediatly deleted? --Galvanic 05:53, 14 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Basically, Illogicopedia accepts one liners and utterly nonsensical ramble whereas Uncyc doesn't. There's a more detailed explanation available through the FAQs. The only articles that get deleted here are pointless/meaningles one-letter articles, attack pages and anything Nerd42 doesn't like. :D
We also don't have a deletion culture like some wikis. ;)-- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:47, 14 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
...though there is a seldom-used vote-for-deletion page and things concidered shoddy can be stamped with the stuff here - though most of it leaves the trash unscathed after a dose of community-directed sanity. --Fluffalizer 13:35, 14 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Hey I don't just delete stuff I don't like! I delete stuff that this guy doesn't like --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:33, 26 Novelniver 2007 (UTC) 21:31, 26 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

block evading sockpuppet block evading sockpuppet block evading sockpuppet block evading sockpuppet[edit]

Can someone insert random noun templates here and there?

look its my school :p

that flower is a pic of my brother , mrmetalflower!!!!! Anyway, im new so be nice 2 me or the humpbax whales will squish you like a... oh, lets let think about that jxs rofl :p!!!

I hate yew. MetalFlower.jpg


When the Halloween theme got put on, some things were taken off, and I can see why, but the "Last quarter's featured article" hasn't been put back on yet. Why is that? --Ryan. 07:52, 3 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)


g --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 00:40, 26 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Wow... you sure are good at explaining things! Well done Elassint. --Ryan, can't be stuffed using my good sig now. 05:24, 26 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)


Loadsa stuff has been archived cos teh Main Page was spilling far to the right. Now it looks good again. ^^ MetalFlower.jpg


the shrinking systems is temp til i work out a better way of doing it, so that each tab opens underneith the menu--Silent Penguin 00:13, 25 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

I'm An illogicopedia Member Get Me Out Of Here[edit]

Does Anybody Want 2 Be A Directoer 4 I'm An illogicopedia Member Get Me Out Of Here? If So Contact Me

Main page code bit dodgy[edit]

Iv noticed of late our code going funny, not showing liek it used to, and the top box getting slightly hidden by the tabs, no idea why. Adding the bulletin box as empty helps, but it makes it a blank space insted, there doesnt seem to be a happy medium. --Silent Penguin 18:18, 8 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Yeah and there's an errant horizontal rule as well. At times like this we can be thankful we have a coding wizard amongst us. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:21, 8 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
lol, that horizontal rule is about all that is stable in the page, i added it there cus it looked nicer than the massive chasm of white and the box, broke up page a bit.--Silent Penguin 18:24, 8 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
The "margin-top" bit in the css moving it down slightly was overriden by my additon of the "margin:auto" quite some time ago; didn't stick out at the time as the sitenotice still moved the box down enough. Sorry about that. --Fluffalizer 19:50, 14 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

useless white space?[edit]

Is it just me, or is there useless white space inbetween the welcome section and the sitenotice. whats that? --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:54, 14 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

See above. :/ (It was due to the work-around that was put in by SP to stop the sometimes-overlap-issue caused by my little mistake) --Fluffalizer 19:50, 14 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
I thought it might be something to do with that but I wasn't sure --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:00, 16 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Hey guys! The Dragon Man from Uncyclopedia. I go by Gp75motorsports har. Though that may change as soon as the basketball jumps over the moon. Now that would be the night...--Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 22:02, 26 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Illogi sucks.jpg

toby! you have started to hate us! congrats.

18:06, 10 Arche 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade

Ba Jibble[edit]

y ain't nobody joining the ba jibble party? 23:40, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)

You need to actively recruit people. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:35, 19 Yoon 2008 (UTC)


byeeeeee! 14:57, 13 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Serious formatting problems in IE[edit]

For some reason the main page formatting is all weird if you use Internet Explorer. Maybe it's something in the vandalism template? Anyhow, we need to fix it. Probably. -- Hindleyite in IE! 11:31, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

the formatting is horiffic[edit]

the feature box has cramped up to the left again. --Testostereich(ballsack) 15:41, 19 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

someone seems to have tuned the formatting lately, its lookin pritty tasty now :D --Silent Penguin 01:44, 5 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


LOL WUT? --{{SUBST:User:Gp75motorsports/sig}} 22:26, 11 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Charming --Silent Penguin 01:41, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Yes, charming Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 02:13, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

cool page[edit]

BTW, I like cheese :D- 02:43, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I want to discuss this page[edit]

This is pretty good stuff, this Main Page. It's like a page, but it's main. I have a couple questions though. How did it get so main? What kind of page is it? --I forgot 03:05, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

The Main Page was born in Maine in 1980 to Betty and Dave Page. They named it after its state of origin and the rest, so they say, is history. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:12, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Bring back the Mane Page! My kingdom for a horse! -- 07:04, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH THE MAIN PAGE? HAVE YOU SEEN IT?--User:TheBladester/sig 09:15, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I know it's *gulp* logical... 23:32, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)


If the featured pages section shows the featured article, what award is given to articles that "seemed like a good idea at the time?" XXXXX Babble Incoherently My Mess Ups Numerous Mishaps Mr. Manners Knows All!

A large piece of stone from my neighbour's driveway. Yes, we're not posh enough to have stones in our own driveway, plus the dog will bring them into the house. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:11, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


Mummy I'm scared. Please tell the nasty ghost to go away! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:34, 2 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

...rien en français und nichts auf Deutsch.[edit]

I notice «...rien en français...» right on top of page one. Isn't there an already? -- 07:39, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Don't ask me about that one, I think MetalFlower or someone added it. Yep, I don't think it's supposed to make sense. Pluuuus.... I was thinking, can we change the slogan to "the surreal, nonsensical encyclopedia...."? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:10, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

I think « nada en español » was up there at one time, but got changed back... dunno. -- 17:38, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Not sure[edit]

About that experimental header. Shouldn't we be messing around with stuff in our userspaces instead? Anyway, I'm not here right now.... so, forget this comment. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:32, 13 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

I think it looks better than what is there, accept the text, which maybe could do with clarification, also, it has been messed about with on userpages.--Silent Penguin 20:33, 13 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, we maybe need to create a forum topic about the text at the top there, or at least come to some sort of agreement about what it should say. Also, anything looks better than the one at the Wikia Illogicopedia, I've come to the decision that it's freaking ugly. Finally, I'm still not here! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:45, 13 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)


Maybe add: [[no:]]? Tank Joe very muts! 10:25, 23 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Ooh! A new interlanguage project to welcome to the Illogicopedia family? :D -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:35, 23 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Yes all hapened by me! CartoonistHenning 14:13, 23 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Well, I'm spamming around here :P
Welcome to the club! Let the battle of the political parties begin! I suggest the Duck Party D. G. Neree 16:45, 23 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Hi, I don't see any norvegian link till now. Can one of you add it? CartoonistHenning 22:47, 26 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Please? :P CartoonistHenning 12:26, 28 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
As I'm not an administrator here and as the Main page is protected, I can't add the norvegian link [[no:]], can somebody please add it?! CartoonistHenning 16:50, 23 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do --Nerd42 18:56, 23 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

Template:Projects1 is what you need to edit, and it is not locked. I have added Norwegian to Mediawiki:Sidebar for you, which is locked. --Nerd42 18:58, 23 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

Thanks | CartoonistHenning 10:32, 25 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

Formatting Problem[edit]

OK, something funky is going on with the main page formatting. Today's featured article is squished up all thin against the edge, in the news and vandalpedia are ginormous, and DYK is gone entirely, except for the little "Add your own DYK" thing at the bottom. Could someone please fix this? The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 20:16, 3 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Hey, now it's fixed. The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 22:48, 4 Aym 2009 (UTC)

OMG it's back The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 21:59, 5 Aym 2009 (UTC)

The problem is that comment box. Boo! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:08, 5 Aym 2009 (UTC)


The bullet points in the news section have (un)mysteriously vanished. I'll be darned if I know what's goin' on. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:16, 9 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

If you look at the code for the projects section, i recently applied some css to remove the bullet points :@ --Silent Penguin 12:27, 9 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Solved :D --Silent Penguin 12:42, 9 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I noticed the cool new CSS revamp, which I quite like, even if I'm a bit clueless when it comes to coding. Something I also noticed was that the bullets were gone on the sidebar. You know, I think I prefer it that way... is there a way we could, like, have bullet points on the news but not on the sidebar? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:16, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

hmmm...[edit] y'all think the featured articles aren't prominent enough on this new main page? It actually took me a pretty long time to figure out where the heck the featured article section was. I kinda missed the entire forum about the main page change, but maybe above the featured articles and photos we should have some big text that says FEATURED MATERIAL or something like that. The feature is a great way to introduce potential new writers to illogicopedia's best, but it'll be hard if nobody notices it on the front page. --THE 11:28, 14 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

We could do, i was thinking there might be some way to make it more prominant, but then i would say that you aren't observant :P also, i didnt remove this, but somehow my edit did, there was a line of 10 charaters above the "evict DYK" that was utter garbage, so i deleted it. must be a bug or something, place holder for this comment, pff, i dunno :/
anyway, back to the point in hand, yes, it would be a good idea. anyone got any suggestions on the best way to do so? just a title that reads "FEATURE:" or something? --Silent Penguin 13:00, 14 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
A title saying "FEATURE" would be good, but I think it'd be even better to resurrect the featured box. Maybe you could put it above the news and DYK, with "yesterday's feature" next to it. That way, the main page would be more organized, AND the featured page would seem more like it was...featured notably on the front page. Another idea would be to demote DYK and Vandalpedia to boxes that you only see when you hover over them, and put them where the feature is now. That way, you could make room to put the featured page next to illoginews. --THE 22:04, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
How's about bringing back the old front page? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:53, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Noo! The new one is way better. --Galanoth 14:52, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I actually prefer the newer one better. It's more clean. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 15:41, 8 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I like THE's idea, myself.The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 16:51, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
The new main page may be more clean, but I think that the featured article isn't highlighted enough. SO, at this point I agree with Hindleyak: The old main page. CamelToe 17:07, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

The fact is, right now we've got a featured article that is not really "featured". A "Not Featured Article" if you will. Ressurect the feature box please. --Nerd42 17:32, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I have to agree, can't you shift the DYK's or something and centralize the box? --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:37, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Bring back the feature box. Move DYK and vandalpedia if you have to. Like nerd said, the feature is supposed to be featured. --THE 00:44, 12 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
yes. DYK can go where the feature is now, and vice versa. 23:19, 13 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Front page issues[edit]

For some reason, the front page looks an absolute pile of donkey dong in Internet Explorer. Maybe we should do something about it, but then again maybe I should shut up. I hate to be an irritant, but I'm leaning toward the old front page design at this moment. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here!

Well, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration, but unless people have updated to the new version of IE they're stuck with a rather strange layout. The new IE has problems too. I would fix these, but I have things to do... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:12, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Actually, it does look a lot like donkey dong in Explorer. Tech support, where are you now? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:29, 11 Ergust 2009 (UTC)

Shouldn't this page be registered users only?[edit]

Because it's the most commonly vandalized. --T3 01:31, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

This talk page? No, it isn't —rms talk 01:41, 19 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Exploder users getting the sharp end of the stick[edit]


Come on, people, it's not fair to laugh at Exploder users and say "well, if you want to see the main page in its proper format you'll have to get Firefox". I would do something about the front page format problems (right) but I wouldn't know where to start, basically. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:32, 4 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. Our front page should look good for everyone. Also, as has been said many times before, bring back the feature box! PLEASE! I'd do it myself but I'm clueless about this type of formatting. --THE 14:47, 4 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Recently brewed[edit]

What happened to the "recently brewed" box? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:41, 14 Octodest 2009 (UTC)

not quite sure. i cant seem to find wanted pages either. Illogic armada 00:28, 9 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Roberto sent me an email[edit]

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

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Message-ID: <> Subject: ROBERTO!!!!!!!!!! From: Nerd 42 <> To: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1


I recommend we dispatch a specialist team of highly trained monkeys to forward roberto's mail properly. --Nerd42 23:02, 1 Arply 2010 (UTC)

help! I cant vote![edit]

Every time i access the vff or vff talk page it says internet explorer can't display it! Is this roberto's doing? 22:00, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

whoops, forgot to log in. Reality's bane 22:02, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

It's working now. Reality's bane 22:07, 24 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Blog RSS feed broken[edit]

As per topic... anyone know what's causing it?--Silent Penguin 14:27, 21 Aym 2010 (UTC)

How about having some different themes?[edit]

Like 'black', 'seizure', 'Banana', and 'wikipedia on fire'?

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Roflcopter (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
You'll have to make them. Some of us are lazy. ~ Pointy.png 05:37, 29 Arche 2011

Gonna blog it[edit]

The latest news will be blogged soon, maybe by me. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:19, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Recently mashed?[edit]

Somewhere up there, like 2 years ago, Some WHAT!? asked about the disappearance of the Recently Brewed box. Not to sound impatient, but there's no answer... only that it disappeared under mysterious, unexplained circumstances. Maybe it got into financial trouble and is spending the next 5 years dead for tax reasons? Perhaps the constant editing felt too much like abuse, so it entered the Content Box Relocation Program to get some sun and fresh air on a beach on Bora Bora? Or maybe it was completely ignored and unloved, and stepped in front of the combine?

So... just asking again. How come there's no place on the front page where I can list all the new articles (plus a rewrite!) I mashed this week? --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 12:32, 27 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

The Did You Know box has usurped the recently brewed box's jurisdiction. --Nerd42 13:30, 27 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Value added? Hmmm. If there's really limited real estate governed by a coup system, okay. But a double-wide 2-line box above the languages box would be appreciated (by me, at least). ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 14:49, 27 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Japanese Dogshit[edit]

When dealing exclusively with japanese dogshit, one must first take into consideration what is the source of my Japanese dogshit? When Japanese dogshit comes to mind, the first thing that I can think a Japanese dog. A japanese dog is basically anything stupid or anything Japanese due to the fact that their people are genetically engineered robots with extreme calculus and geometric knowledge. The poop that is rendered from a deuce taken by a Japanese dog, is commonly referred to as "Japanese Dogshit"

Now that we have established where Japanese Dogshit comes from, what exactly does it consist of. Anything a jackass spews out of his or her mouth because a stupid fucking statement had to have been created by a japanese dog. When the Chinese refer to a japanese dog, they really mean you stupid fucking jap. God damn mongolions are not included as japanese dogs, therefore, god damn mongolions cannot spawn japanese dogshit, but rather create mongolion ass cream. A pile of japanese dogshit should never be touched by an American because it usually is toxic and radiates carcinogens. DISLCAIMER: one will get leukemia from touching, smelling, kissing, fornicating with, rubbing of, eating of, snorting of, gyrating on, skipping over, massaging with, scratching of, and consuming tea that contains ingredients that have come into contact with, japanese dogshit.

When we scream, that is some major japanese dogshit sir! we are basically exclaiming what a fucking doucher you really and truly are. If someone calls you a japanese dog, there is no way to combat that insult, one can try to defend their reputation against being a japanese dog, but they will fail and proceed to only spew more japanese dogshit, hence only confirming the aforementioned claim that the accused is in fact a japanese dog.

Please do not think that anyone will forget what a japanese dog you are, because once the japanese dogshit is out there, you cannot scoop it up. There is only shame that you are bringing to your familys honor. Basically go jump off a bridge you japanese dog you!

  • Kima-Jong-Irr and the pwaystation twee are forms of japanese dogshit that have not been spewed by a japanese dog, but are still considered as japanese dogshit due to their heinious nature and soforth, they do not require to have originated from the anus of a japanese dog.**


let's all talk about the state of the entire wiki on Talk:Main_Page as if we were a brand new wiki project that had just got started. yeah. --Nerd42 (talk) 04:28, 6 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Lets get those links verified asap. and then we can discuss what kind site logo we are looking for.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:47, 7 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

I suggest a new box[edit]

There should be a box of red link titles that Illogicopedians are daring other Illogicopedians to write articles for. I would suggest one suggestion at a time per person. (keep track of who suggested which article title with comments) For instance, I would challenge anyone to write "Clowns." Probably because I can't sleep, clowns will eat me. --Nerd43 (talk) 06:26, 6 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)

Actually, forget that one-per-person-at-a-time idea ... it just needs some mechanism to ensure the titles are actually good, relevant and fresh, as well as a title. Boxes on the main page should be worth looking at because their content should change periodically n stuff, and they should have kickass names like "STAR WARS." Yeah, let's name it that. :) --Nerd43 (talk) 06:30, 6 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)
I like that idea. It sounds a little like something that used to be on Uncyclopedia's main page way back in 2005. I also like the idea of someday archiving this page, which is of course completely unrelated to your suggestion and, thrown in this way, probably looks as if I am purposely ignoring you.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 19:13, 6 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)


BABEL BABEL BABEL -Mjduniverse (talk) 21:23, 30 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

April Fools 2015[edit]

Apparently, nobody else was clever or foresighted enough to make anything for April Fools Day this year, so I threw this together. Here's hoping it really is not close to being true and that Illogiopedia will continue to fnurdle on for many April Firsts to come! :D --Nerd42 (talk) 16:20, 1 Arply 2015 (UTC)


In my 1280px screen, the main page is overflown (Sandalism row and IllogiBlog row). It also didn't work on my other 1366px laptop screen. Something seems to be WRONG. Really WRONG with the main page. Iamawesome  T | C | U  16:12, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

No wait, I know what's worng! But I won't tell you. someone needs to give me admin because I am a webdev! I can fix it! I can fix all your formatting issues! Or you Seppy / Nerd42 can make a new user group called 'Webdev' who have access to protected pages so they can fix issues! Seriously, I am a web developer. And a good one. I NEED ACCESS TO THE MAIN PAGE!!! Whoops, sorry for the caps. It was just my hamster who had taken full control of my totally not a laptop keyboard. BTW I have a laptop screen an a totaly not laptop keyboard, so do you think I have a laptop or not? But really, I'd love to fix all your formatting issues. And by the way, gfjdslkjcfhtoiuge. Oh sorry, now a puppet master who has no idea how keyboards work took control of me. Ha, this looks really anti-unillogical. But what if mxtjsdtzikctaoctaox? Sorry, my cat and her children again. So really, can someone get Nerd42 to read this? Because this is a serious issue. For example, I can't edit Template:Q because it's used in Universe which has cascading protection. So I can't even fix an issue in a template if some admin adds the template to Universe. AND IT'S A PROBLEM. Sorry, that weird slingshooting animal seems to have hit CAPS LOCK again. And hujtkglfsdhvcfdoiujvcludoesrhgjdayrwjr58t5rufhwegfrf43truhfvjawrnJFNQHLWAjdxnLJNREQ. Oh sorry. The monkeys stole my computer. I should be lucky that the screen still works. So what did I want to say? The dolphins stole my computer for at least an hour. Oh yeah, if you plan on telling a higher admin about this, please use this link. Also this is a really nice piece of writing, someone should make an award for the best talk section on the wiki. I'm pretty sure it would win. Then I could add another shiny trophy to my tiny collection. Or if it's legal to make a new award, I might even consider making that one. And if it's legal to DD A THREAD TO THE DEPARTMENT OF LIMELIGHT ... Whoops, sorry again for the caps, if I was on IRC I would already be banned for caps, but I was busy eating a Holy Banana so I had to type with one hand and I hit CAPS LOCK instead of A. So where was I again? Oh yes, Is it legal to add a thread to the Department of Limelight? If it is, I'll do it. If not, I'll get some highly placed person who was once my schoolmate to do it for me and get himself arrested. Some real sinister thoughts there, right? Oh well. What's the point of this comment again? Hmm... Let me read it again... *5 minutes later* Oh yeah, Alot of stuff. But wait, here comes the homework! The post after the next one is made by me locally. Now figure out my hometown! Remember to bring it tomorrow, or I'll have to call your parents like last time! Do you remember that? No? Well, it was TERRRIBLE. Iamawesome  T | C | U  16:12, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Short version: HAHA NO WAY!! READ THE WHOLE THING!!! But it's important that I get an exclusive rank 'Webdev' so I can edit all pages. Iamawesome  T | C | U  16:12, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
This is for the homework. 16:14, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
And a little more webdeving around and I figured out your browser's display must be 1486 pixels wide for proper (non-horizontally scrolling) display. At least it had to be today (7 Arply 2015). Maybe someone updates it so it will work with 100px wide displays. xD. Here is a link to today's revision. Iamawesome  T | C | U  18:46, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Sounds reasonable to me. But I'm kinda busy at the moment, and I'd like to hear what other admins think, whichever are still around. --Nerd42 (talk) 18:43, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

No problem. I have time.
Eh wow, that's a lot of talkage. Yes I think there's a serious problem with the Main Page formatting. Vertical here is vastly preferable to horizontal, just as a clue. XY007talkcontributions 23:29, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
It was like that after Arply 2, when illogicopedia supposedly closed down.