DidYouKnowism

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“The little box! It sees all, and knows all! Did you know that the little box, it sees all, and knows all?”

~ A DidYouKnowismist

DidYouKnowism is a psuedo-religious Ism that was inspired by Illogicopedia's Template:DidYouKnow. Adherants believe that the Did You Know box on Illogicopedia.org contains all wisdom necessary for life. In a similar way to how "Christian Science" followers refuse to use modern medicine, DidYouKnowismists don't let their kids go to school - AT ALL - not even homeschooling and instead expect them to learn to read by hitting "Refresh" on Template:DidYouKnow repeatedly all day until they know everything they need to know about Life, the Universe and Everything.

DidYouKnowism relates to Lightbulbism as Islam relates to Christianity.

BALEEFS OF THE WURLD
What is teh god? DeismPantheismTheism
How Menny? Jeez, I dunno!NONEonelotsa-1√-1
Religgens Bahá'í FaithBobismBuddhismChristianity (AnglicanCatholicMormonProtestant)DidYouKnowismDiscordianismDuncanismFlaniganismGimaladinesGoatianGobshiismGreasyHinduismIslamJainismJedismJehovah's WitnessesJudaismPandaismPanflautismPanflotsamPanfriedismPanpolynomialismPastafarianismRandomlygeneratedismSchismismScientologyShintoSikhismSithismSuper GnosticismThingyismTzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethismZeroastrianismZimizmizm
Pillowproxies ConfusionismTaoism
Pollygicians CommunismConservativeFascismLiberal
Evilootian? CreationismUnintelligent Design