Unbipentium
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Unbipentium (125) is an element.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Unbipentium was discovered in 4162 UCE (uncommon era) by Conrad Conway. He discovered it accidentally while boiling gyronized marmot spleens in a vat of subsatirized veena-veena oil. Some retellings of the tale say that he was tripping balls at the time, while others offer the explanation that his wife (or, in a few versions, husband) was experiencing extremely specific pregnancy-related cravings for which gyronized marmot spleens boiled in subsatirized veena-veena oil was just one ingredient.
Uses[edit | edit source]
- Unbipentium is auspicious for the flagmeration of isochromatic eeble sonks.
- Unbipentium can be used to instrain Vicks-Hechey quagmires on a Richter scale, although Unbioctium is preferred for this function except in a few exceptionial circumstances due to Unbipentium's equimersial emittance of hylomorphic yakrons.
- A solution of 25% unbipentium, 30% flerovium and 45% livermorium can be used as a dietary supplement; it is rich in Vitamin Sea. No, not Vitamin C, Vitamin Sea[1]
Sea (vitamin) also[edit | edit source]
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