Click for free* holiday

Congrats, you've won* a free holiday to your house!**

* Just send £50,000 to Illogicopedia, c/o Someone, Somewhere
** Terms and restrictions may apply, extra charge for baggage

Testimonials From Other Winners[edit | edit source]

I won a free holiday, Im so overwhelmed, I had a lovely afternoon in Grimsby, would win again, but they dont hand out these things lightly.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:32, 1 February 2007 (EST)

I reffered my freinds, and won a free vacation! Goshzilla 13:13, 3 February 2007 (EST)

EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! Oh, wait, maybe this is the wrong place... Nintendorulez 06:15, 29 March 2007 (EST)
- LOLOL I R TEH UNCYCLOPEDIA USER TOO!!111 --212.183.134.129 21:57, 17 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
  - Me too--Poiz 19:33, 30 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
I had the most wonderful years in my house. Thanks for a great vacation. Randomness 00:38, 23 Aym 2007 (UTC)

Was alright. But some sugger had made a completel mess of the room I was staying in. I killed him when I got home. --Tori Belliachi 11:35, 3 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

That was an awesome change. I never thought I would feel better again, but this free holiday was just the thing I needed. I would recommend it to everybody! --193.198.16.211 15:58, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

I bought a holiday and all I got was a free click. ¬_¬ --Testostereich • (ballsack) 14:11, 6 Arply 2008 (UTC)

I must strongly object to the prize of this contest. It is highly discriminating, because it means that homeless people will never be able to win a prize! I demand that:

People living in the street may win a holiday to their favourite street.
Nomads can win a holiday to their favourite tents (wherever that may be).
I get a holiday to my boat
People whose lives ar in Vain, may spend quality time in Vain. -- D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 19:18, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

i went on thte fre holndey andx goot drunk -- 55.234.66.155
i got kille d wen i went on my holiday. hey thats a song by green day! -- ₪ Ragglefraggleking ₪ Is ₪ Eating ₪ Your ₪ Bagels 23:33, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
My army of flying ninjas has assassinated your free* holiday. You fail. Please try again.-- Uberninja1337
By any chance can you convert the prize to dollars? --->T3<--- 01:56, 4 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
What the hell is a free holiday? Is that some British term for vacation? -- T 3
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I WON A FREE HOLIDAY!!!!! WOOOHO! AND ALL I DID WAS CLICK! -- patx @illogicopedia
If it's free, that means I don't have to mortage my house to get the money! Thank god I stumbled onto this link! —rms talk
Thank you, free holiday! While I was away, a serial killer came and raped, killed, and then molested the dead bodies of my family!! Yay!! Now I can do WHATEVER I WANT!! And all for only one click! Oh my god! Orgasm -- GDawg816 Talk I pwn all noobs 17:25, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Thank You! My free holiday was Christmas, because I am not British. Would you like a crumpit? The Sith Lord Of Illogicness! 21:40, 9 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Wow! I won a holiday where I get to stay inside! I going to spend it messing around the internet! --Skate1168 (Talk) 14:03, 2 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
|\/|y |-|()|_1[)@y \/\/(_)z |>|2£77y |<£\/\/|_. --Gal an oth 01:06, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
My holiday was fucking awful. This guy raped me hard up the anal and I totally got murdered but I came back to life so fuck y- *Gets shot*

I WAS ATTACKED BY A NINJA!!!! Other than that, it was pretty good. - User:XXL2oo 12:08, 28 Yoon 2009

Hahah, well, the holiday eh? Wipes blood-coated hands on jeans--Ben ^Blade 11:38, 15 Arche 2010 (UTC)

It was awesome, if you left out the fact that I was mauled by tigers, found by natives and buried in a hole. Thank you, FreeHoliday.com! Fuck you.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 10:24, 16 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Yay! I love Portsmouth! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:31, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I had Gummi Bears and yogurt shoved into my ears. It was delightful! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:26, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I actually didn't go on the holiday, but everyone's posting here, so whatever.-- (Talkies) (artikles) 01:56, 22 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

I wanna go to MOA-2009-BLG-266, some rocky, low-mass planet discovered by microlensing. —Flutter ₧: over 9000 23:57, 28 Farbleum 2015 (EDT)

So do I Flutter, so do I. This must be the ?pedian equivalent of Euroipods. XY007 ^{T C} 07:22, 2 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I wanted a free holiday and all I got was this collection of extremely breakable glass animals. Now I'm in a right mood. ~ Good tidings! ~ 00:35, 16 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Ugh. They threw me into Orlando, Florida for my holiday. All I got was a daily nosebleed due to the extreme humidity and half of my body being given to a local alligator. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:44, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I went to IllogiLand for my holiday and it worked! Thanks, God! --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 21:44, 15 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Can I send 50,000 pound to my mum and get back as snack money? HECC YEAH! 👈 lol 👉 lol w/ me●JOIN US
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My holiday was to live for 100 more years than the normal human. Clowns appeared at the start of this holiday. I louded at the VCR, which was inhaleing a fnurdle. The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 14:40, 11 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)

I had a lot of fun in my toilet. Thanks for an amazing package holiday, Illogicopedia! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:51, 13 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)
{{{1}}}welp, that's why you read the small print.{{{1}}} 138.75.68.243 13:18, 2 Serpeniver 2020 (UTC)

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