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HOHUM. LEAST I GOT SALAD.
bold. italic. bitalic.
yargh largh blahargh
I'm still here.
GUYS THE FURRIES ARE COMING HIDE YOUR DICkS OR YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WALK ANYMORE
Yeah I'm a coworker. I ork cows all the time.
- MY NOSE MAY HAVE BEEN GOOGLING TOO MUCH!!!
- That's right!
- It explains why I made numbers hurt, really, they thanked you for specifying the way to giggle less, so that the cows didn't start. They had to stop instead.
- Now the numbers tell me that really there is no place!!!
- Tired of being a coworker? Elph cows instead of orking them! Become a cowelpher today!
"they wanna see me dead cuz o' mah Hopz"... ahh, never change Vipowah! (btw what happened why is der edeet in der bowtom of der edit below tang)
there's a room no one knows of.
there's a room no one knows of.
go pico yeah yeah go pico oh go pico yeah yeah go pico oh
She sells sea shells on da sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the law of supply and demand, noone wants to buy shells cuz they're all in the sand
Imagine there's a monkey and he borrows 10 sea shells and immediately sells them... [this is not financial advice]
Yeh no shit amigo, also, new posts up top bru
ah do what ah waahnt
Come crawling faster
Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. Hmmm... which one, man? The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep." No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."
OMG KraB lisTENs to DubSteP I liKe That SkRIllEx Guy hAVe You HeaRD oF ThAt sKRIlleX gUy
insert Deadmau5 Funko Pop joke here
HES! THEY'Re TaLKING ABOUT ME!
BEEP BEEP MOTHERF***N LETTUCE
- If I keep adding more bullets it's gonne be funne right?
Waw waw wicka wow wow wicka wicka Waw waw wicka wow wow wicka wicka WEEEOOUUUgghgGGHHHHH COME WITTA NOW! - Rage against the washing machine
Behold an i in a circle between two spiky parenthesis
Hi look a neat box thing
How tf do people vandalize this project?
Hey psst want to buy large amounts of meds and fine crystal jewelry kid?
a if shower
CRAAAAAAAAAAZZZY VANDAL CRAAAAAAAAZZZY VANDAL!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH CWAAAAAAAAZY VANDAL! BABABABABBABAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! CRA-Z (art) VANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAUHSUHSJHAIDBWDUWYIB(UIS HE MAEK VNADLISM! MWAHAHAHA IAMMA OGNNA REVT THERE VNADILSIM! YOHHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!!!!
Clicking the link in the description
Don't because you will by merchandise and then you will D I E. NO MOM LET ME HAVE LIKE FIVE MORE MINUTES.
KIDS LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC THESE DAYS
When you listen to music it gives you the brain damage
- Music DOESN'T give you brain damage. Seriously.
- Yeah, I guess you're technically right, because that quote was originally about rap, and rap isn't music.
- But hip-hop is music, too.
- Do you consider hip hop to be different from rap?
THE RAIN cured mY Diesease!
Kein kaese bitte
An accurate representation
so I had a dream that my school was evacuating for something at the middle of the night and the deadline to get on the bus was 12:00 and i talked to two girls about a film i can't remember the name of. i don't even know what my brain thinks anymore
*insert political excrement here* Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol
*insert political ship here*
ɥ is the best letter h ɣ ɣʃɥβðɲɲçʊðɥβð ʊðʌʊɛɥɛʊβɛβɪɛβɛɪʍɛβɪɛβɛβɛ
When eat cheese make blood pressure go aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH
fishe (a smol beaste wip NO LEGGYS, whyche lieup on water)
AAAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM
CLAP! -closer by deadmau5
Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol
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Nokia Arabic ringtone
MOM WE FORGOT THE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh darn it. I forgot to find some random Indonesian meme and post it here last year.
THE FEATURED CONTENT CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY TIME CUBICLES FEATURED CONTENT WHATEVER IS EPIC OK
pop pop pop pop pop pop
I CURSE THE ACID RAIN UP OUT <COUNTRY GOES HERE>
Spammy Spammity Spam
IGLLOOOO Time witH SNowo!!!!111
narrow putin lollololokolokolijopokioon;inoip;ojh9uoih;oujhi;o
bee too bee too ah
Spam Spam Spam Spam-Spam Spammity Spa.
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM, richer.
1 EAT IT!
2 But wait, there's more!
2.1 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
3 This article is actually spam!
4 Oh, yeah! This article TOTALLY isn't spam!
5 No, Spam is made out of Illogicopedia Articles.
6 Hmmmmm... Maybe it IS true?!
8 Spam Also
9 NO! Spam is made of Kodak Film
It gud 4 uu! Spam Is delicious, eat it, wit every meal! Snacks, lunches, and everything in bannana! Spam is enjoyed all around the world, by humans, animals, unicorns, space aliens, and bananas!
But wait, there's more!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
But we have a new brand of Spam that this article is actualally about. It is called "Spammy Spammity Spam", this time with 3 TIMES THE SPAMMYNES! Made to compete with the new "Smap" and mapS (Backwards spam, ) it is even more delicious and enjoyed by every being in the universe! So why dont you give in and try it!
See? this whale like spam SO MUCH that it turned into spam!
This article is actually spam!
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DON'T GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET!\
Oh, yeah! This article TOTALLY isn't spam!
Yep, Spam TOTALLY isn't made out of Illogicopedia articles!
No, Spam is made out of Illogicopedia Articles.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What if Illogicopedia articles are made out of spam?
Hmmmmm... Maybe it IS true?!
Yep yep yep, definitely true! Now shut up.
Splat gloop pop
EEk oom plop
Hello. I AM A CATTT!!!!! V A N D A L I S M The most Awesome of Cats (talk) 14:44, 13 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
This is way better than uncyclopedia 10/10 would edit again
HELP GUYS I'M STUCK IN THE MAIN PAGE VANDALISM SECTION THIS IS A LEGIT CRY FOR HELP
- deadmau5: NO DONT TURN ME INTO FUNKO POP
- Funko: Haha mouse funko pop
- deadmau5: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
when u smoke weed bfore editing illogicopeda.
No no I don’t wanna be peach! NOOOOOO
Yo, I wonder what VITSIE Video Sitter is up to right now...
I paid fifteen quid for a handbra. GF says I got ripped off.
Vandalism is actually a religion. Please do not vandalize the beautifile GOD Vandil with your filthy words you uncultured swine. ALL HAIL Vandil! ALL HAILLLLL!!!
I just realized that it's an even numbered year again. I honestly wonder what meme in an Australnesian language will arise in the final days of this year...
I had a dream that I saw Lyrithya at my college. She just said "Hi [MyName]." I was like What's up. Then she handed me $100 dollars and I was like "thanks what's this for"? Then she shot me and I died. Then I woke up. Can anybody help me interpret this dream? Also who is Lyrithya?
I'm sorry I worshiped Illogicopedia. Now I'm damned.
Unusual units of measure: metric decimal feet, football fields, millilight years, furlongs per jiffy, Watt-inches per Kelvin-dollar squared (feel free to add your own)the fool. the worms that is a book of the bath soap and CVS receipts
actual content of the church in
- Tulsi is a decent second choice.
- Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel
- How is Buttigieg a major candidate?
- Is Refrigerator running?
- Why isn't Giant Asteroid running again?
- Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel (it bears repeating)
- Vermin S u p r e m e
- Heyy did you guys hear Michael Bloomberg is running for president?
Hi everyone, I'll be your substitute Kool-Dood for today.
OOH WHERES MY BUTT CEREAL?
seriously? why you gotta do me like that?
If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk).
- Actually, if you're reading this, you're NOT illiterate. If you're hearing this, you're NOT deaf. Seriously.
This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...
- Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.
5 November 2024 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory.
20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he ISN'T re-elected.
This thing is too wide on the main page again.
- hi again
1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258
1 January 2021 00:00:00 UTC 2021, and the end of Flash
what has this world come to
Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.
I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg
Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.
A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.
Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.
SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE
Huh, can I really vandalize this page? eVErYoNE cAn! (。・ω・。) -M 10/16/2019
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/
Chairs, tables, beds.
I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.
did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore
I like green purple shark sock monkeys
da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die
I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC)
That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things.
my poop hurt
You're not getting an aw man
THE MOON DEMONS ARE AFTER MY PROSTATE
who you gonna call? if i, hi
if this is mediawiki you :)
big big. like really big if you like big, you are viewing this at? 01:09, Saturday, Jeremy 8, 2022 (UTC)
I have a feeling of BIG
I FOUND BIG PUFFERFISH!!! THEN IT BLEW UP. I WAS STILL ALIVE. I STARTED FLYING UP AND FELL DOWN INTO THE OCEAN. THEN I GOT EATEN BY A SHARK. THEN I RESPAWNED ON THE APPLE TOWER AND JUMPED OFF AND DIED. BUT IM STILL ALIVE
BUT I STILL THINK I LIVE OR DED. DNO HW TO SPL ANY<RE. H/W ME
SPL ? M ND HMWRK MYB BT ML DED.
The article with a title even longer than that of the article which supposedly has the longest title ever for a wiki article, it's so long that you wouldn't probably remember it but who care's it's long and wide and that's what people care about is how long it is and longer is better then shorter based on common law also my willy is longer than this title
abaabadadaaaa!! ABABABABDAAAA!!! WOOOWOOOO CHOOOCHOOOO!! *notices your bulge* OWO WHATS THIS UWU OWO wait its a basketball WHY DO YOU HAVE THOU BASKETBALL IN THINE PANTS?!
// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //
I AM ALONE IN A UNIVERSE OF BASEBALL CAPS
IV'E BEEN HERE FOR APPROXIMATELY 46 HOURS
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, HELP ME! I CAN FEEL MY ATOMS BREAKING DOWN INTO THOUSANDS OF TINY BASEBALL CAPS AS I SPEAK!
DON'T SEND AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL TAXI CAB! MY WALLET HAS ALREADY TRANSLATED INTO BASEBALL CAPS!
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR RIDING WITH UNITED AIRLIN- [STATIC]
IF YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE NOT A COWARD COW, BUT A NECK BOAT.
// END OF TRANSMISSION //
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hello harriet can you hepl
h elp i were doi get pickles pleas
cumcembers is welcome
e havd them at home !
Some days I wonder what life would be like if school and work we're switched... Oh boy! I can't wait to leave work so I can do adult stuff and go to school! reality: omg school sucks I wish I were back at work :'( I propose an idea, treat work like school. Enjoy dunking the squirt into the dust bin, have a milkshake from the vending machine and go hang in the hall and watch some football. If we got paid for school and we had to work for free, wouldn't that solve all of life's problems? Earn ya wage and enjoying learning for the rest of your life, until you retire :D dreams are good until you wake up, and I just drank a cup of hot chocolate and tears as I walk to my Work Education position... cryyyy :(
I'm going to loose it.
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