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Petey's goin Down![edit source]
My Uncyc has waaaaay more Rick Parry! And I set up an UnBooks, UnDictionary, and UnNews of sorts (with the help of CH, of course). And we have noooooooooooo Oscar Wilde, huffed kittens, pregnant newts, or provolone!--Colonel Sanders 00:19, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- I still have more fanged hams than you could ever handle. ~ 01:22, 26 Ergust 2011
- True, but I can ban your ass over there. And we have smaller words, and not Petey words like antidisestablismentarianism.--Colonel Sanders 01:33, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Sure, and I could ban you here... doesn't mean I should. That, though, that ain't even a proper word. Considered 'glizzle'? ~ 03:31, 26 Ergust 2011
- are you sure?--Colonel Sanders 13:24, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- That don't make it proper. ~ 14:08, 26 Ergust 2011
- are you sure?--Colonel Sanders 13:24, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
- Sure, and I could ban you here... doesn't mean I should. That, though, that ain't even a proper word. Considered 'glizzle'? ~ 03:31, 26 Ergust 2011
- True, but I can ban your ass over there. And we have smaller words, and not Petey words like antidisestablismentarianism.--Colonel Sanders 01:33, 26 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
*burp*[edit source]
Very kind of you to nominate Belching Hyena, even if you were drunk at the time. Thanks, and smoot lawlings. Monsignor Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 02:13, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- It's a very lovely one. I also stole its title for an IRC nick the other day for a while. *shifty eyes* ~ 05:14, 2 Serpeniver 2011
Bribe[edit source]
Can I buy some ad space for WAE on the top pagey thing as the Pickle is waaaay over? I have € 9.54 and a Suregel coupon.--Colonel Sanders 17:49, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- And here I thought you said 'surgical scalpel'... get me one of those and the space is yours. ~ 19:34, 2 Serpeniver 2011
- There you are.--Colonel Sanders 01:47, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Well, I stuck a thing in the ?Times. Does anyone even read that, where it is? We should really have a bot or something to spam talkpages. Nice little summary, at very least... Hmm... ~ 14:09, 3 Serpeniver 2011
- Hell, no one reads that piece of liberal lamestream media crap, at least as Sarah Palin says.--Colonel Sanders 02:45, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Well, uh... I'm lazy and your kidneys are now forfeit. And I'm not even sure if the sitenotice is really the best thing to use for that, and more than that I've no idea what I'd put. Go ask Seppy. ~ 03:43, 4 Serpeniver 2011
- Hell, no one reads that piece of liberal lamestream media crap, at least as Sarah Palin says.--Colonel Sanders 02:45, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Well, I stuck a thing in the ?Times. Does anyone even read that, where it is? We should really have a bot or something to spam talkpages. Nice little summary, at very least... Hmm... ~ 14:09, 3 Serpeniver 2011
- There you are.--Colonel Sanders 01:47, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
My Catherine page[edit source]
Can you please move this out of my userspace and add it to the main site? Or at the very least yell at someone else to do it for you. Mars Cadbury 05:40, 3 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, sorry about that. Looks like carlb took care of it, though, so it's all good. Although I am a little curious as to why you wouldn't have been able to do so yourself; you'd certainly have been welcome to. ~ 14:08, 3 Serpeniver 2011
- I probably could, I just didn't know that I could, or remember that I could. Mars Cadbury 02:34, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, fair enough. ~ 03:43, 4 Serpeniver 2011
- I probably could, I just didn't know that I could, or remember that I could. Mars Cadbury 02:34, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Hi![edit source]
You know me. -–— 03:36, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- I don't know anyone. ~ 03:43, 4 Serpeniver 2011
- That is very true. I don't know how often I should use Uncyclopedia and ?pedia, but its getting easy to "limit" time between the two -–— 03:49, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Question(s)[edit source]
What is the meaning of Athyia? Care for a brownie? --Jcbrownies 04:48, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- It means I'm trying my very hardest to not... not... I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. *starts twitching madly and dives out the window* ~ 06:44, 4 Serpeniver 2011
- I'll take one... Or the whole plate, *eats everything* --Frosty 07:06, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Why is it...[edit source]
that Regis can't ever win IOTM?--Colonel Sanders 18:33, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- He doesn't wear enough green. ~ 19:23, 4 Serpeniver 2011
Hamilton63[edit source]
Block him, dammit! I keep replacing his spam with political nonsense!--Colonel Sanders 16:31, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Should I delete the political nonsense, too, or leave that? ~ 16:37, 11 Serpeniver 2011
- Leave that. I worked soft on that!--Colonel Sanders 16:40, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Okay. ~ 20:41, 11 Serpeniver 2011
- Leave that. I worked soft on that!--Colonel Sanders 16:40, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Block Hellsmasherwhatever too! Someone should make me teh adminz so I can actually fight these spambots instead of replacing their spam with political nonsense! I'm powerless!--Colonel Sanders 23:22, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- You know, you could just blank the articles and QD them and then just... list the names to be banned somewhere. Or something. Not that this isn't more amusing. ~ 00:05, 12 Serpeniver 2011
Thepathy, antipathy, synpathy[edit source]
According to some dude not called Schopehauer, "These things will lead you ultimately to psychopathy." Enjoy! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:13, 17 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Could you just give me some sort of hug and tell me everything will be okay? ~ 02:38, 17 Serpeniver 2011
- Everything will be OK *hug*... love Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:58, 17 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- I love you, man. ~ 03:08, 18 Serpeniver 2011
- Eeeeew....cooties!--Colonel Sanders 01:48, 26 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Phawk!
Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:10, 27 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)“Ain't no cooties on me”
- He verified this? O_o ~ 15:50, 27 Serpeniver 2011
- Yes, it's documented by his widow Gail in her tell-all book, "My Life With FZ: Smell?" Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 23:34, 27 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- He verified this? O_o ~ 15:50, 27 Serpeniver 2011
- Phawk!
- Eeeeew....cooties!--Colonel Sanders 01:48, 26 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- I love you, man. ~ 03:08, 18 Serpeniver 2011
- Everything will be OK *hug*... love Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:58, 17 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
It's lonely at #illogicopedia. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:50, 28 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- I'm sorry. >.< ~ 21:50, 28 Serpeniver 2011
- Don't apologize, be proactive and get one of those telepathic implants, so we can chatter in the background to one another constantly... uh, maybe not... Anyway, don't feel badly. I take my frustrations out on my pets. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:46, 29 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- You mean like the Borg have? Your poor cats. ~ 16:22, 1 Octodest 2011
- Don't apologize, be proactive and get one of those telepathic implants, so we can chatter in the background to one another constantly... uh, maybe not... Anyway, don't feel badly. I take my frustrations out on my pets. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:46, 29 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Has the sun emerged[edit source]
From whence the car lot once was gro- Cocks.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:57, 25 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- I couldn't say. This tree tried to strangle my ostrich. Cocks, you say? ~ 18:32, 25 Serpeniver 2011
PUDDING![edit source]
One of my friends wants me to type something confusing to you, and I have no idea what to write, so I'll just leave you with plutonium or something. --The preceding unsigned comment was left by Awesomedecks (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
- I encourage people to o the weirdest things, grins. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:36, 26 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Cow pie or horse biscuits? ~ 13:41, 26 Serpeniver 2011
- All of this poopy humor has put me off biscuits... and pies. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:12, 27 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Eh, but the proper sort are good. Some people'll just refer to anything poopily. ~ 21:55, 28 Serpeniver 2011
- Damn! I'm fresh out of Lion Bars! Still, you can have her. She pooped on the floor again this morning. A cursed, damnable, horrid affair. 24.61.112.73 14:12, 29 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- What is it with everyone and lion bars lately? *shifty eyes* ~ 16:23, 1 Octodest 2011
- Damn! I'm fresh out of Lion Bars! Still, you can have her. She pooped on the floor again this morning. A cursed, damnable, horrid affair. 24.61.112.73 14:12, 29 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Eh, but the proper sort are good. Some people'll just refer to anything poopily. ~ 21:55, 28 Serpeniver 2011
- All of this poopy humor has put me off biscuits... and pies. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:12, 27 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Cow pie or horse biscuits? ~ 13:41, 26 Serpeniver 2011
A question[edit source]
Why can't I edit IOTM? I want to vote for Dan but it won't let me. Answer my question, pretty please with your mom on top? kırby, seriously, that's my name. Winner of <insert name here> of the month! 22:37, 28 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
- It's possible carlb finally fixed the autoconfirmed thing... try making a few more edits around the place first and try again, perhaps? What does the page say when you try, for that matter? Also, to be fair, as such an, ah, inexperienced user, would you necessarily be any good at voting on that in the first place? You might even do it all wrong and try to vote for someone you think is good instead of someone who smells the most, or whatever the current fashion is. I mean, I can't even keep up anymore. ~ 06:16, 29 Octodest 2011
Invite to Big Brrother 2012[edit source]
Would you be interested in becoming a contestant in Big Brrother 2012?
Big Brrother is Illogicopedia's only interactive Illogigame, that last reared its head in early 2008. As a celebration of 5 years of this wonderful wiki, the Big Brrother hoose is opening again in January 2012 for five new users to take part in delusional conversing, puzzling tasks and facing the weekly eviction. It's all a bit of fun, something to liven up the wiki and get rid of the Christmas hangover. Check out the vaguely informative promo video, article and blog post for more juicy details.
Thanks, and remember... Big Brother is always watching you (well, by 'always' I mean from Monday - Friday, excluding national holidays, easter and Christmas)--Ben Blade 12:27, 5 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Do I have to watch the video, and would I have to be awake or paying attention for any of it? Because I can't do the first one because it would... uh, violate my principles, and I doubt I'd be able to manage those other things. ~ 00:31, 6 Novelniver 2011
- Don't watch it. It'll make your glands bleed.--Colonel Sanders 14:02, 6 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I can't watch it. Flash violates my principles. ~ 17:07, 6 Novelniver 2011
- Unsupported system that nobody uses? Ha ha! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:17, 6 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Some people use it. But it doesn't matter what system I happen to be using. It's badness. ~ 01:52, 7 Novelniver 2011
- Unsupported system that nobody uses? Ha ha! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:17, 6 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I can't watch it. Flash violates my principles. ~ 17:07, 6 Novelniver 2011
- Don't watch it. It'll make your glands bleed.--Colonel Sanders 14:02, 6 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
Hi hi hih hi[edit source]
Could you restore this for me? I want to bring it over here and spruce things up. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:56, 8 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- There never was any article by that name. ~ 00:27, 9 Novelniver 2011
- Yes there was. I just left out the 's'. So Bess can I play chess less? It Burlesque in your chest. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:35, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- 'Kay. ~ 14:32, 9 Novelniver 2011
- Can you give me a hand here? I do have an idea limit, you know (No, just being lazy. You can't see this, right?). Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:01, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- If it doesn't involve catnip, then no, no I cannot. ~ 21:31, 9 Novelniver 2011
- CATNIP!!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:30, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Goop? ~ 04:45, 11 Novelniver 2011
- Gooplings. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:39, 11 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I see. ~ 22:26, 11 Novelniver 2011
- Gooplings. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:39, 11 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Goop? ~ 04:45, 11 Novelniver 2011
- CATNIP!!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:30, 10 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- If it doesn't involve catnip, then no, no I cannot. ~ 21:31, 9 Novelniver 2011
- Can you give me a hand here? I do have an idea limit, you know (No, just being lazy. You can't see this, right?). Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:01, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- 'Kay. ~ 14:32, 9 Novelniver 2011
- Yes there was. I just left out the 's'. So Bess can I play chess less? It Burlesque in your chest. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:35, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
Do you want fries with that? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:17, 12 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- No. And you really don't need to use that silly template; we can figure out when the indent is reset just fine without it. ~ 20:54, 13 Novelniver 2011
- But I love it! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:31, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- But it doesn't even line up most of the time. ~ 16:21, 14 Novelniver 2011
- Well – don't blame me, blame – Wikipedia. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:24, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Just because they do something stupid doesn't mean you have to follow suit. Especially not on my talkpages. ~ 16:31, 14 Novelniver 2011
- Does it really matter? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:15, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- If it doesn't, why are you persisting so, hmm? ~ 01:20, 15 Novelniver 2011
- Does it really matter? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:15, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Just because they do something stupid doesn't mean you have to follow suit. Especially not on my talkpages. ~ 16:31, 14 Novelniver 2011
- Well – don't blame me, blame – Wikipedia. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:24, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- But it doesn't even line up most of the time. ~ 16:21, 14 Novelniver 2011
- But I love it! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:31, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
So...[edit source]
You doing Big Brrother?--Ben Blade 18:14, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Athyria, there's a WebM version of that video. Just go to http://www.youtube.com/html5, opt in to it and watch the video. Whey. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:16, 25 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Sure, I guess. I don't have to actually do anything, do I? ~ 19:20, 26 Novelniver 2011
- Not really, just a bit of fun to celebrate 5 years of ?pedia!--Ben Blade 11:36, 30 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- What sort of PC do you have?? Did you buy it from - I don't know - The Super Budget PC Shop or something? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:14, 30 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- I have something with a questionable kernel. Seriously, it's questionable. QUESTION IT! Also, what makes you think I bought my computer? ~ 22:05, 30 Novelniver 2011
- Well get a new bloody OS then! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:58, 1 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- I did. This is it. ~ 00:19, 2 Ditzimber 2011
- Where is it? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:38, 2 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Over here. ~ 14:35, 2 Ditzimber 2011
- All I see is a man shouting at everyone "Hello, Joe!" Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:28, 2 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, that's just one of the virtual machines. Don't mind it. ~ 16:07, 2 Ditzimber 2011
- All I see is a man shouting at everyone "Hello, Joe!" Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:28, 2 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Over here. ~ 14:35, 2 Ditzimber 2011
- Where is it? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:38, 2 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- I did. This is it. ~ 00:19, 2 Ditzimber 2011
- Well get a new bloody OS then! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:58, 1 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- I have something with a questionable kernel. Seriously, it's questionable. QUESTION IT! Also, what makes you think I bought my computer? ~ 22:05, 30 Novelniver 2011
- What sort of PC do you have?? Did you buy it from - I don't know - The Super Budget PC Shop or something? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:14, 30 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
- Not really, just a bit of fun to celebrate 5 years of ?pedia!--Ben Blade 11:36, 30 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
Is his name Roger? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:38, 2 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Yes. ~ 23:57, 3 Ditzimber 2011
Y U DELETE THIS PAGE???[edit source]
Hello, Lyrithya Athyria. I would like to ask why you deleted the petaQ'a'pedia template directory. Also, congratulations for your cat becoming one of the board of trustees on Illogicomedia. ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 22:57, 12/03/2011
Just a question[edit source]
For helping to stop ACarThatDrives, shouldn't I be given an extra star on my profile? ~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 23:23, 12/24/2011
- I dunno. Ask someone who would know. Or did you? Huh? ~ 06:56, 28 Ditzimber 2011
- Er, I mean... sure? ~ 06:57, 28 Ditzimber 2011
The IRK!!![edit source]
Hey. Why isn't the chatroom moar busy? Im bored and I need to talk nonsense!! -- 00:38, 25 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- I is agreeing.-- (Talkies) (artikles) 04:54, 25 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- I dunno. I'd suggest lurking more; sometimes activity-inducing folks show up and the other lurkers join in too. ~ 02:51, 27 Ditzimber 2011
Hold your horses! It's the Illogicopedian Times![edit source]
Happy New Years
As we end 2011, let's look back on the dumb things that happened during the old year:
Needless to say, however, after 01/01/2012, the "new year" will quickly become the old year, and then we'll be waiting for 12/31/2012. It's just a neverending cycle... or is it? I'm sexy and I know it.
And you're ugly. Let's make average babies. |
Oh damn.
We are facing the IllogiPocalypse. This is an apocalypse of Illogicopedia. You see, our wiki is slowly but surely slowing down to obscurity. And the only editors who are still visiting it are Dan the Hedgehog and I. Our forum isn't visited enough, neither is VFH, VFI, AotM or even IotM. And look at this: Dan and I are the only ones who even bothered to write an IllogiTimes since October of this year. And this will slowly degrade until we are barely noticed at all, even behind EncyclopediaDramatica.ch. And then, on December 21, 2012, our website will disappear from all history. Completely. Please, we must save our website. Cool story bro.
Please, everybody completely disregard what my friend Kirby up there said. He's just one pile of **** after another. Thank you. |
~[ths] Keeper of the Bloodwine 22:57, 12/27/2011
- I love you. ~ 06:55, 28 Ditzimber 2011
Question[edit source]
Is there a template to remove the 'contents' thingy from an article?
If you know. -- (Talkies) (artikles) 06:42, 29 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- No wait I found it.-- (Talkies) (artikles) 09:16, 29 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
- Yes. ~ 05:45, 30 Ditzimber 2011
Petey[edit source]
I stopped by today, and it looks like you guys have burned half the site. Damn, you burnt Ronald Reagan! Supply side, sistah! Sorry. But really, was there that much of a forest fart? Or are people tired of content?--Colonel Sanders 01:45, 16 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- They're always looking for more content... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:06, 16 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Really? ~ 22:33, 16 Jeremy 2012
- There is an on-going effort to kill the wiki. This is nothing new. ~ 22:33, 16 Jeremy 2012
- Just give Athyria a rope, a knife, and a bottle of something acidey, leave the room, and uncyclopedia will be dead within a minute. Hey, I was hoping you'd be around here. What a beautiful template you covered uncy with! Much better than wikipedia's, and a grand statement all by itself. Nice work. When/if the site ever opens up again, please consider giving one of those feather in your ass, ah, cap, awards to Joe1352 (or some number), who started the whole thing and pushed us to do it. Maybe if it happens he can see it before the authorities come for him, which they will, and then you can take it back. But you did great, for an admin at least. The site is something to unbehold. Aleister 20:52 18-1-'12
- p.s. I just read your hams story, and some of the other ones (not the huge long ones, too huge and long). You are loony, like a fictional Vonnegut/King combination that nobody would believe. More please.
- I think not. ~ 03:16, 19 Jeremy 2012
- And I'm Alan. Say hi! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 22:46, 19 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- I'll kill you. ~ 04:48, 20 Jeremy 2012
- But - but - we were in love...how could you... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:01, 20 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Love can die too. ~ 01:06, 21 Jeremy 2012
- No...NO...
- ...well can I at least die by squirrel? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:54, 21 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Squirrel? O__o *chases after a squirrel* ~ 04:15, 22 Jeremy 2012
- I need, uh, 20 of them. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:52, 22 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- *gnaws on a squirrel* Gluuuur? ~ 20:21, 22 Jeremy 2012
- I need, uh, 20 of them. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:52, 22 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Squirrel? O__o *chases after a squirrel* ~ 04:15, 22 Jeremy 2012
- Love can die too. ~ 01:06, 21 Jeremy 2012
- But - but - we were in love...how could you... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:01, 20 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- I'll kill you. ~ 04:48, 20 Jeremy 2012
- And I'm Alan. Say hi! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 22:46, 19 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Just give Athyria a rope, a knife, and a bottle of something acidey, leave the room, and uncyclopedia will be dead within a minute. Hey, I was hoping you'd be around here. What a beautiful template you covered uncy with! Much better than wikipedia's, and a grand statement all by itself. Nice work. When/if the site ever opens up again, please consider giving one of those feather in your ass, ah, cap, awards to Joe1352 (or some number), who started the whole thing and pushed us to do it. Maybe if it happens he can see it before the authorities come for him, which they will, and then you can take it back. But you did great, for an admin at least. The site is something to unbehold. Aleister 20:52 18-1-'12
Now with free cheese wizzy! It's the Illogicopedian Times![edit source]
Big Brother 2012
It is nearing the close of Jeremy 2012, and also nearing the close of Big Brrother, Illogicopedia's game show that is actually a revival of another Illogicopedia game show from 2008. In week 2, as Island Monkey and Another n00b got the boot, now it comes down to the final three contestants: Dan the Hedgehog, Colonel Sanders and Athyria. Who will win and join the house of Big Brother... permanently? See the action here. Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite user to WIN. Illogic Times to be Published Monthly
Since The Bard and everybody else abandoned it and Kırby and I are the only ones editing it anymore, it is my decree that the Illogicopedian Times shall be published monthly! Basically, the only reason I'm making this announcement is to tell you all to WRITE SOME FRIKKIN' STORIES!!! |
Recent Threads
Baby New Year???
Happy New Year 2012 everybody! You know those posters with the "baby new year" and the old year is an old bearded man? Well, I think those posters are very morbid. I mean, think about it:
Just something I put in here to fill up space
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00:54, 01/27/2012
Well, that was weird[edit source]
First time in a while I've gone to delete an article but someone did it about 20 seconds before me. In fact I might not have experienced that since the Uncyc days... ahh, memories. Mostly bad. :P -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:20, 27 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah, I had the exact same thing happen when I went to block the user; somehow someone had managed block-conflict me. Dunno if I've ever had that happen on Uncyclopedia, though. I've learned to try to avoid most sysops there. >.< ~ 03:11, 28 Jeremy 2012
You are the winner![edit source]
Congratulations, Athyria! You received the most (3) votes to win, and are therefore the champion of Big Brrother 2012!! Well done. You clearly did something right, and have taken your place in Illogciopedian history as the second winner of our very own interactive IllogiGame!
Top stuff.
- BIG BROTHER's slave,--Ben Blade 23:17, 29 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- O____o ~ 04:17, 30 Jeremy 2012
Your gender[edit source]
For the longest time I thought you were a man. Just thought you'd like to know. Mars Cadbury 05:51, 31 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- Don't worry about that, we all did at some point. *Clears throat* :P -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:08, 31 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
- What if I am?! ~ 01:48, 1 Farbleum 2012
- It's a plausible mistake; probably 90% of wiki editors are male, as many yuppie females see it as a "nerdy" activity. But I'm a nerd who's gonna work in academia for the rest of my questionable existence, so who am I to speak? Back to the point, females are a rarity on wikis such as this one. More common are female impersonators who can pull it off since the only contact we have with each other is through the Al Gore-invented Interwebs through textboxes. Even more common are the males such as myself, who edit wikis since they have no life and are upset with the declining quality of other staples of entertainment for nerdy males such as video games.... Super Mario Bros. 3 owns Halo any day. Point is, it's an understandable mistake due to the nature of the pointless comments I made before.--Colonel Sanders 04:01, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
- Hello, I'm Island Monketta! I'm a lady! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:17, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
- It's a plausible mistake; probably 90% of wiki editors are male, as many yuppie females see it as a "nerdy" activity. But I'm a nerd who's gonna work in academia for the rest of my questionable existence, so who am I to speak? Back to the point, females are a rarity on wikis such as this one. More common are female impersonators who can pull it off since the only contact we have with each other is through the Al Gore-invented Interwebs through textboxes. Even more common are the males such as myself, who edit wikis since they have no life and are upset with the declining quality of other staples of entertainment for nerdy males such as video games.... Super Mario Bros. 3 owns Halo any day. Point is, it's an understandable mistake due to the nature of the pointless comments I made before.--Colonel Sanders 04:01, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
- What if I am?! ~ 01:48, 1 Farbleum 2012
Best Wishes[edit source]
Congratulations on being the last one to remain in the hoose. May your supply of fanged luncheon meats be fresh and plentiful, Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 03:54, 1 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
- I ate them already. ~ 19:18, 1 Farbleum 2012
does we needs new adminians?[edit source]
it looketh like thou art somewhat busy punishing those foul knaves, the vandals. dost we needst more admins to help vanquish these foes? --Nerd42 15:53, 3 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
- Yeah, maybe. Perhaps you should shoot Seppy an email or something. ~ 17:22, 3 Farbleum 2012
- New admins? Since when do we get new admins?--Colonel Sanders 18:29, 3 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)
Wh-wh-wh=[edit source]
-what happened to my SIG???-- (Talkies) (artikles) 23:45, 2 Arche 2012 (UTC)
- Sorry, must have deleted it on accident when clearing out a pile of spam. ~ 00:42, 4 Arche 2012
Jiggles[edit source]
Barbershop quartet. 15:51, 31 Octodest 2012 (UTC)
- And are the juggles barbering? Or is it quarters jingling? -— Athyria 19:02, 1 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- You may have it both ways, since you're an admin here. Careful for the baboons stationed at the exits, dousing people with cologne and peddling makeup. 10:46, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- Do admins get snacks, or is that where the baboons came from? We should try to guard our man in the red sash more carfully next time lest we lose all our strawberries again. -— Athyria 06:18, 4 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
- You may have it both ways, since you're an admin here. Careful for the baboons stationed at the exits, dousing people with cologne and peddling makeup. 10:46, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)
Pass the beans, please[edit source]
Big hugs from a guy who looks like an insane Santa Claus. 04:33, 7 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
This edit has zero purpose[edit source]
Cake. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:20, 7 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
This is Speedbird 901, requesting to know where you have dissolved to[edit source]
Come back you; or I'll have to bombard you with large and protruding cakes. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:00, 24 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)
- I haven't been editing anything lately, man. I wish I could, but so much stuff... everywhere... databases... closing in... -— Athyria 17:13, 28 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)