User talk:Lyrithya

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This is an archive for Athyria's talkpage for the next few months following the first few months.
Please don't fiddle with it; it is maintained here merely for its historical significance.


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Header because I like headers[edit]

Looks like it yeah Testostereich(ballsack) 02:03, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Why do you never add the features to the feature list? Twice is always, right? *shifty eyes* Was that even what you were talking about? ~ Pointy.png 02:11, 5 Jeremy 2011
Buh? I'm going to blame alcohol, though since it was only a single glass of wine roughly 7 hours ago its a bit of a feeble excuse Testostereich(ballsack) 02:14, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Wait, what? Why do you need an excuse alluvasudden? ~ Pointy.png 02:19, 5 Jeremy 2011
I thought I did, umm, SURPRISE! *gets naked* Testostereich(ballsack) 02:30, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Hmm... *straightens glasses* Well... that's...
Okay, just what is it with admins around here and awkward surprises? >.< ~ Pointy.png 02:42, 5 Jeremy 2011

Meh[edit]

More stupid drivel. I see you archived your talk page. Meh. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLEEEEECCCCCKKKK! Woo! No point here.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:12, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yurp. It was long. Starting to sprout, in fact. Sprouting talkpages are dangerous, especially when the sprout some of the more... hairy things. Pray you never find out what those are.
And... okay. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png 18:52, 5 Jeremy 2011

Shhh[edit]

I have been under this rock for a while now. Watching you all from a distance.

Get under here. *grabs Athyria*
good... Okay listen. They have spies nearby. I can't tell you who yet, but someone here is not who they say they are. Just act casual. Ill keep you up to date. *slinks back under rock*

--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:43, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

MUDKIPZ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:35, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Mudkipz to you too. And all these spies.
And that rock.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 08:48, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Eeeh? What is... 'mudkipz'?
Wait, so just one someone? Are they listening even now, and you're trying to put them at ease, by any chance?
Wait, no. Don't answer that. Crap... ~ Pointy.png 11:00, 11 Jeremy 2011

HELP! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH![edit]

HELP! WE'RE BEING BLANKED! UHHUFHUFUFUEFHUHU Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:39, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I noticed... thanks for doing what you could, mon. ~ Pointy.png 18:56, 11 Jeremy 2011
I was wishing you'd give me rollback so I can take out the trash next time quicker. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:58, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Eh, I can't do that, anyway - need to be a bureaucrat to change other folks' user rights here. And even if I was one, you haven't won IotM yet, anyhow. So would it really be fair to the other phantoms, who all did? ~ Pointy.png 19:11, 11 Jeremy 2011
On Wikipedia, admins can do it. And it's easier. :(&‐ly, Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:27, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
This is not Wikipedia. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 20:18, 11 Jeremy 2011

FEATURE[edit]

Yeah. You got one. So there. What? Testostereich(ballsack) 09:21, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I know. *beams* ~ Pointy.png 14:27, 13 Jeremy 2011

Yo[edit]

Fello admin, what's the dealio with this gomphog romartus thing? Testostereich(ballsack) 19:49, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Mwell... it all started on Uncyclopedia... Gomphog was basically a pain in the bum. He did various things, created a bunch of socks, etc, got banned, got more banned, got the powers that be other there rather miffed, but still kept coming back... lost sympathy from most others involved as well, including Romartus, who had originally advocated for him. He's been pestering Romartus for a few months, now, here and on Uncyclopedia.
Anyhow, I asked Romartus if I should keep reverting Gomphog here, and he said yes, so I have, and... eh.
I've asked him to stop before and he did for awhile, but... eh. ~ Pointy.png 21:58, 13 Jeremy 2011

Whuh?[edit]

Why are you deleting crap? This ain't Uncle Pete, ya know. I know you be teh adminz, but why? Not objecting, just asking for a rationale. Meh. And what is with this new flamy thingamabobber down at the Forum next to the watercooler?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 17:51, 14 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You mean Gomphog's things? He asked me to. Or do you mean something else? I'm sure there was a reason, whatever it was... may not have been a good one, but... er... hmm, so that's what that input box is for, eh? Reasons? ~ Pointy.png 18:22, 14 Jeremy 2011

How sex is related to math:[edit]

"Add the right mood, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and mulitply." --Gomphog 11:35, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Cool story bro. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:44, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Good, Berty. I didn't know how to react to the similar message I found on my talkpage. And did you notice this fellow's sockpuppet?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 13:47, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Wah![edit]

Goverment came and took ma' baby. --Gomphog 22:41, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Oh, and why did you devour my article? --Gomphog 22:45, 15 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I have pretty much had it with your utter disregard for norms and overly crude comments - taking that to an seemingly pointless article about cockslapping midgets is just too much.
Seriously, enough with needless crudity. If you want to be crude, put it to some form that will at least amuse or provoke some other thoughts, something that has some sort of twist so that it goes beyond simple shock factor or random. And enough with the comments that seem designed merely to offend, for that matter, let alone the actual policy squarking with the sockpuppets and changing other peoples comments, and all those other really annoying things you seem to like to do... ~ Pointy.png 23:05, 15 Jeremy 2011
Sorry, but my comments are designed merely to amuse not "offend", for that matter. --Gomphog 11:13, 16 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Easily confused when of the nature you tend to use - low-brow humour, especially when out of context, is often merely confusing. Usage in random comments that apparently have nothing to do with anything would seem as if you are merely trying to provoke reactions... and are you not? ~ Pointy.png 17:24, 16 Jeremy 2011
Why do revert my edits on Uncyc? Why do you injoy kicking this sick little puppy? Can't you just let this dog have his bone? --Gomphog 17:32, 16 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I revert your edits because I support the decision to ban you there, as you continue to show few signs of overall improvement since. Mordillo and ChiefjusticeDS gave you ample chances to reform, yet for the most part you ignored their attempts and continued to push the limits of their patience. That you keep going back and editing further only shows that you have as little respect now as you did then for their decisions or for the impact of your behaviour. ~ Pointy.png 17:58, 16 Jeremy 2011
If you did not nom me for bannage then I would have' not impersonated teh Chief. --Gomphog 14:21, 20 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
You... er... actually, I don't even want to know. ~ Pointy.png 17:59, 20 Jeremy 2011
So stop reverting my edits. Or I'll add you to my collection of Barbie Dolls. --Gomphog
That's nice. ~ Pointy.png 18:18, 20 Jeremy 2011
Along with Cindy, Mindy, Minx, Ken and Bob. Bob is not to be confused with the "Bob" your boyfriend has in the bottom drawer of his nightstand, which he thinks you know nothing about. --Gomphog 18:35, 20 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Oh gods[edit]

I was taking my periodic trip to Uncle Pete to see it kill itself, and they just did it! They sold out to Facebook!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:23, 16 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That was the thing I was telling you about before, the thing Zombiebaron and I did to the mainpage... we finally finished it and put it into play. Two weeks late, but hey... ~ Pointy.png 17:32, 16 Jeremy 2011
I hate Uncle Pete. Partly, because he impaled me with a suasage roll and mainly, because of the Jimbo Wales ads, as he has shamelessly bastardised those lovely paintings. --Gomphog 17:42, 16 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I'll take that as a compliment; I did put some work into those banners. In other news, would it kill you to use the 'show preview' button? It's between the 'save page' button and the 'show changes' button, and it does exactly what it says it does. That way you won't have to make so many small edits, which quite frankly is rather annoying. ~ Pointy.png 18:00, 16 Jeremy 2011

Wang![edit]

I have left and I'm never coming back. But before I go, what do you think of

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this

?

--The previous unsigned comment was left by Gomphog (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
I'm sorry. ~ Pointy.png 21:52, 17 Jeremy 2011

Yay!!!!![edit]

It's fun being another Chief on Uncyc. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:00, 19 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Please don't do that, mon. And certainly don't annoy me with it there and then come here and brag about it; that's just silly. ~ Pointy.png 19:08, 19 Jeremy 2011

Resurrection[edit]

Hi. I remain alive, though plutonium-depleted. Smell? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 14:52, 20 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yay... I'm glad of that, mon. Although the plutonium seems worrisome. Tell me there were no squirrels involved... there were no squirrels involved, right? ~ Pointy.png 18:04, 20 Jeremy 2011
Fortunately, the squirrels left early. However, I hope you're not terribly attached to the guinea pigs. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 14:02, 21 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
So long as there weren't gerbils involved, I guess it's all good... ~ Pointy.png 21:25, 22 Jeremy 2011
You didn't say I couldn't use gerbils before... Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:13, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
NOOO! No, no no no no NO! NO! No. No? NO! AAAAGH! ~ Pointy.png 03:50, 23 Jeremy 2011

WOOOOO![edit]

We're back in business! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:56, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

'Sa good thing, too. I wasn't done with these squirrels. ~ Pointy.png 21:27, 22 Jeremy 2011

RfPP[edit]

Hello. If you don't mind, please full protect User talk:Mr. Berty so he doesn't have to worry about talking. Thank you. 74.3.160.66 23:35, 22 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

But if I did that, he could just talk elsewhere... no, what he'd need for that would be a full block. ~ Pointy.png 23:38, 22 Jeremy 2011

What do you think?[edit]

Does my ducks on the head article belong here, or there? And are you still barefoot? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:12, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I'unno. I left three of my articles on both, so... one of them has a guy saying he'll delete it if he ever finds it on Uncyclopedia, though. I wonder if he already saw it and is just messing with me, or really doesn't know I already put it there...
But, er... yours ain't so clear as that. So who knows! ~ Pointy.png 03:52, 23 Jeremy 2011
Thanks for clearing that up. 24.61.112.73 05:42, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I try. *beams* ~ Pointy.png 05:47, 23 Jeremy 2011
What do you think of ma' userpage? I got the inspiration from your old uncyc account. --Gomphog 22:07, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
My old account? Did I get a new one, or something? Anyhow, you could really use more puppets. Puppets are nice. But that may just be my strange taste... ~ Pointy.png 22:12, 23 Jeremy 2011
What puppets? But really, what do you think. --Gomphog 23:00, 23 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I don't think. ~ Pointy.png 23:15, 23 Jeremy 2011
You don't think what? --Gomphog 12:22, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I don't think. ~ Pointy.png 14:02, 24 Jeremy 2011
LIEZ!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:03, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Cheese squigglies! ~ Pointy.png 14:10, 24 Jeremy 2011
Beef jalocky!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:21, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy.png 14:23, 24 Jeremy 2011
I have no idea. What ye make of this?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:25, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That's strange for such article to be written by the Colonel. Just like my articles are for sadists, like this one. Sad, eh? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:53, 24 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You love too hard. ~ Pointy.png 19:21, 26 Jeremy 2011
Whuh? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:17, 26 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
You heard me. You're like that mad woman who killed all her children... wait, that came out wrong. ~ Pointy.png 22:52, 26 Jeremy 2011
Who's 'sat then? Is it another American serial killer? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:06, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
She was a woman who loved too hard, and everyone around her died... ~ Pointy.png 00:12, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Awww.... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:28, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
That, or she just lost her mind and killed everyone... I'm a little fuzzy on the details. ~ Pointy.png 15:21, 28 Jeremy 2011

Ha ha![edit]

Merry Christmas!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:04, 26 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Whooo. ~ Pointy.png 19:20, 26 Jeremy 2011
I'm glad you like it.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:29, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Thank you. ~ Pointy.png 00:12, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
You're welcome.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 01:15, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hey Ly Athyria[edit]

Do you think it looks better with a couple images to the left or does that make it look like a mess? Definitely not Socky 00:57, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I'll say again that it looks fine, in case you've done more than just wandered off, and wonder some more why you came here, of all places, to ask... ~ Pointy.png 02:02, 27 Jeremy 2011
I get it... Lyrithya LIE!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:30, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy.png 00:12, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Your existance is nothing but a LIE!! Geddit?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 01:14, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Never. ~ Pointy.png 01:17, 28 Jeremy 2011
Really?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 01:32, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
P.S. What does ye think of this monstrosity I just grunted out? Too much cheeze?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 01:59, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
It's odd. ~ Pointy.png 02:08, 28 Jeremy 2011
Odd? Why is that? Because of the picture?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:16, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Everything is odd! *flails and runs away* ~ Pointy.png 02:22, 28 Jeremy 2011
Don't be scared. All my articles suck, anyway.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:22, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
No, not all of them. Just most. ~ Pointy.png 02:29, 28 Jeremy 2011
Which ones don't (so I won't emulate those in ze future). I know this one I just finished does.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:37, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I can't remember, sorry. And I think I may actually go to bed, now... so tired... it's so late... o__o So I'll look later. And I'll break the wiki later. I was going to break the wiki, you see... ~ Pointy.png 02:48, 28 Jeremy 2011
Break it with what? A hammer? Oh well, get to sleep, you oaf! I'll wreck it myself.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:50, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Hammers are dangerous. Use a chainsaw. It's much safer.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 04:15, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

No, all you need is some faulty PHP code put inside LocalSettings.php and you can break the wiki. Yay!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:26, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I don't have server access; that'd be carlb's domain. 'Sides, there seems to be plenty of faulty code, anyhow. ~ Pointy.png 15:22, 28 Jeremy 2011

I did it![edit]

I think you should be proud! I just figured out and used HotCat! Now I can help you by using my meaningless existance to help you categorize pages!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:35, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I can make a hot cat too. Just put the puss in the microwave. Goes well with ice-cream.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 09:57, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
*looms overhead as a dark shadow gathers* Do not... harm... the cats...
I guess I might as well import the full, updated hotcat, though... hmm... ~ Pointy.png 15:23, 28 Jeremy 2011

Mmmmm[edit]

uncyclopedia:File:CatSandwich.jpg

'Getting you lips clawed off'? ~ Pointy.png 00:49, 29 Jeremy 2011
Looks good. Mind to microwave it though.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 02:53, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I would just like you to know that[edit]

I have five undiscovered sockpuppets and I seldom contribute sometimes. And as long I keep generating a new I.P. Address, I will spawn a bajillion more socks. --Gomphog 12:54, 30 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

That's nice. ~ Pointy.png 16:11, 30 Jeremy 2011
err... I expected you to scold me and give me a chinese burn. --Gomphog 21:43, 30 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Why would I do that? ~ Pointy.png 02:39, 31 Jeremy 2011
She's a nice kitten. Here pussycat! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:27, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
I injoy being scolded. It's almost orgasmic. --Gomphog 12:21, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Then I won't even bother. ~ Pointy.png 16:02, 31 Jeremy 2011
BAD CAT!!!! STOP SCRATCHING HIM! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:17, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Oh, hello. ~ Pointy.png 16:23, 31 Jeremy 2011

AAAAAAA A A AAA AAA A AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAA A AA![edit]

All I wanted to do... is just to "change my name", and then you undo a hour of work and ban me for a month. If you don't unban me, then I'm severing our friendship and I'm never talking to you again. --User:Gomphog


Diddums. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:40, 1 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Eh?

Gomphog, if you want to change your name, do it right. The first time I was willing to clean it up leave it be, but then you just went back to the other account, leaving behind a rather large mess in the process, so when you felt the need to do it again, making a bigger mess, imagine what that must have looked like to me... if you really want a namechange, like I said, talk to the penguin - he can do it properly, literally change the name of the account, or just sort out some sort of account switch if that is what you actually want to do, but half-arsed, unannounced attempts about which you just change your mind about later are just irritating.

Also, that was a three-day block, not a month-long one, although subsequent to the pile of sockpuppets and evasions, I'm somewhat inclined to extend it a mite after all... you're lucky I'm so lazy. ~ Pointy.png 21:12, 1 Farbleum 2011

I apologize for my "half-arsed" actions. Now I'm going to be beaten half to death with a dildo by a very abrasive midget. --User:Gomphog

IllogiNews:I sneezed[edit]

I brought it here, just like you said to do. --Magic man 20:40, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

ATCHOO!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:41, 2 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Oooo. I'll look properly when I get a spot of time. ~ Pointy.png 22:12, 2 Farbleum 2011
I'm an elf. 84.194.235.204 15:36, 3 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Would everything make more sense if I went and got myself horrifically drunk, regardless of the time of day? ~ Pointy.png 16:08, 3 Farbleum 2011
Why would the time of day have anything to do with getting drunk? 84.194.235.204 16:10, 3 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
I still need to go to class and stuff later. *headdesks* ~ Pointy.png 16:12, 3 Farbleum 2011
So? I've been to class when totally wasted multiple times. 84.194.235.204 16:17, 3 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Whoa! You're an admin here?[edit]

When did that happen? I feel so out of the loop... --Magic man 02:20, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Er, no I'm not. You saw nothing. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 02:43, 4 Farbleum 2011
I agree! Who is this person and why are they in command of my internet home? I feel like a bear who hibernated in the woods, came out, and found out he was living in the city! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 02:23, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Does this mean you'll come out more often in the future? *kitty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 05:58, 24 Arche 2011

Wombats[edit]

What is your opinion on my articles? --Gomphog 12:46, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Pretty decent, for the most part... also need images. Come on, mon, just a few images, please? Mind, considering folks' critiques in general might help as well; I know it has helped mine quite a bit in the past.
Also also, if you want to spork something, why not just cite it? Nothing wrong with sporks, and they can turn into rather mad piles all of themselves. If that make any sense at all. ~ Pointy.png 19:31, 4 Farbleum 2011

How to retire from Wikipedia[edit]

Have an RfA. *sigh* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:02, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

So they don't think you are fit to be an admin, at least not any time soon; why should that mean you have to retire? Stick around, work and learn, help the project - shouldn't matter too terribly what tools you have, anyhow. There's plenty to do without any of the adminny bureaucratical nonsense, after all, and mostly stuff that tends to be a lot less irritating. But the fact that you tried for adminship only meant that they actively went digging for stuff on you - it's putting your records in the open for scrutiny, after all, so of course they would bash them... that's how RfAs go. No need to let it get to you. Take the critiques and move on, perhaps?
What's myspacing, though? ~ Pointy.png 20:01, 4 Farbleum 2011
We're all doing it now. Irrational policy, eh? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:18, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Chatter? ~ Pointy.png 18:30, 5 Farbleum 2011
Yes, any natter that's not project related is myspacing. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:40, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Ah... stands to reason, though, considering as that those be actual projects. This is just a madhouse. It'll eat your brain. Now must you be such a whore? ~ Pointy.png 18:48, 5 Farbleum 2011
What d'ya want from me bro? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:53, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Er, actually, that's okay, really... *backs away* ~ Pointy.png 00:19, 6 Farbleum 2011
Grrrrrrr..... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:08, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa![edit]

I have left and I'm coming back in three months. Bye! --User:Gomphog 22:44, 4 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Are you? Well, take care, mon. And sweet daydreams and all that. ~ Pointy.png 23:10, 4 Farbleum 2011

Hello you complete absence of thyroid function[edit]

What country are you citizen to? --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg-- 18:30, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

The long one. There is a serious rabbit infestation, and it keeps raining. Then it keeps snowing. I begin to think these mountains are making it more psychotic. ~ Pointy.png 18:32, 6 Farbleum 2011
Ага, Россия! Вот почему вы, как злой админ. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:15, 7 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
No its not Russia. Tohats the underside of my scooter. --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg-- 16:26, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Das Alps? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:08, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Gelatin concentration bands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--The previous unsigned comment was left by Flingers (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
Shut up, and back of the line. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:31, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Hey! Bad exclamation points! Bad! And yes, I am here, if you all were wondering, which you probably weren't, but whatever. I've just been hiding. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 17:07, 11 Farbleum 2011

Bob Barker says, neuter or spay your pets[edit]

Would you delete this please? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:40, 8 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Muffins for all. ~ Pointy.png 18:04, 8 Farbleum 2011
Count to 100. Then backwards to, let's say, 29, and stay there. Gomphog may return at any moment, so I must run. Aleister 23:15 8-2-'11
Thanks. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:20, 9 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Cheers. Lemme know if you ever need anything else 'round these parts. ~ Pointy.png 17:10, 11 Farbleum 2011

Thanks...[edit]

Barnstar of Diligence.png The Barnstar of Diligence
...for deleting all dat spam innit. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:28, 9 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
You'll have to excuse me while I sit here and sulk for a bit... ~ Pointy.png 16:41, 9 Farbleum 2011
Oh, I'll come. *starts to whine and scream* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:27, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Hmm... *hits Berty with a frying pan* Odd, I feel somewhat better, now... ~ Pointy.png 17:11, 11 Farbleum 2011
YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Odd, I feel somewhat worse, now... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:13, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Merest coincidence! ~ Pointy.png 17:18, 11 Farbleum 2011
Merest irony! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:01, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

SKATTEFRITAGELSE![edit]

Athyria, hvad er dette abe laver derovre? Hvad med Obama? Er du fedt? Og du er ikke vinder IOTM, du idiot!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:02, 9 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I agree with teh Colonel. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:38, 10 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Gelatin concentration bans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--The previous unsigned comment was left by Flingers (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
Grrr! ~ Pointy.png 17:12, 11 Farbleum 2011

IllocicNews[edit]

Hello, how do you pronounce your name? Good to meet you. Someone lied and said you were one of the admins here. Can you please put my slopperly written news article on ther news listing, or tell me how that is done. I bounced around and couldn't find how to do that. Thank you. Alweister 20:32 10-2-'11

Pronounce it the same way as anything... with emphasis on the 's'. And dunno why they'd say that; I'd make a horrible admin. Very bad idea, that, anywhere...
Sorry about that, man... but you seem to have figured it out, at least. Eh. ~ Pointy.png 17:17, 11 Farbleum 2011

So you live in Boulder, Colorado and you study at the University of Colorado...[edit]

MAGICK!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:20, 11 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Not really. Also, despite the availability of such things, it's still generally considered polite to not put it out in the open without asking first. ~ Pointy.png 17:23, 11 Farbleum 2011

RevDel it!!!! Now before I get sued!!!!!!!111!![edit]

Apparently, no public logging on IRC, so get rid of this diff and the ones surrounding it now!!!!!!!!!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:59, 12 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Also, remove the edit summary for the last one.

Eh, pretty sure that's sufficiently short to‐ be considered a quote, anyhow. There be protections in place on quoting, despite what people might have over logging as a whole. Which begs the other question, no public logging of what IRC? Who says, and what has sueage got to do with it? ~ Pointy.png 17:15, 12 Farbleum 2011
I dunno. The evil witch said it. And you should never trust evil witches. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:36, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Can you point me to a specific instance, or was this over IRC as well? Also, do you want your userpage back, or something? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 16:15, 13 Farbleum 2011
'ere it is...
<Barras> And I could sue you
<Barras> Since no public logging is allowed
<sonia> ^

Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:33, 14 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I see... there are protections regarding quoting in general, though specifics escape me. But something tells me you were doing a little more than just quoting, or even... mon, I have no idea what's going on with this, but please, enough with the baiting people and generally being an annoyance when you need not, and more especially, stop bringing it here, will you? Leave your issues with users on other wikis on other wikis. ~ Pointy.png 02:50, 15 Farbleum 2011

U R TEH ADMINZ[edit]

It says so on recent changes. Pow. Testostereich(ballsack) 09:44, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

That ain't right. That's all manner of ain't right. You know that, right? 'Sides, why you say that stuff you say on IotM? That ain't right. Nuh-uh. ~ Pointy.png 16:17, 13 Farbleum 2011

Eh?[edit]

Why did you Chinese Burn Berty? I'm lost.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 19:53, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Cussing i believe, beats me.--Silent Penguin 20:06, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 20:09, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
That may have been it. Whatever it was, it was apparently misspelled french, so I don't actually know what it was. o_O *drops the banstick and backs away* ~ Pointy.png 20:29, 13 Farbleum 2011
Euh ...oui, c'était... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:20, 14 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
C'est présent le grandi dú moi!!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:28, 14 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations[edit]

Well done Athyria on becoming an admin here. Since the lunatics are in charge of this asylum, I am glad the nicest loon I know is looking after this site to stop it from completely collapsing into a heap of banana skins. --Crown1.jpgRomArtus*Imperator (Orate) 07:45, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

You say that like it's a good thing... but... er... you mean that heap of banana skins over there? *gestures vaguely* ~ Pointy.png 09:12, 15 Farbleum 2011
Okay, why am I banned? --89.241.181.255 16:37, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Exactly. Do I have to shout in your face an important word? Also, un la présente mul numbér est vingt-un. Pouvez-vous deviner quel est le chiffre? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:02, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Since you removed that I will now proceed to shout the word: CONSENSUS!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:13, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Look, mon... a large part of the problem is sockhoggery - which you are now only encouraging; please don't. ~ Pointy.png 17:35, 15 Farbleum 2011

Wolski! Wolski alkohol!!!![edit]

Psy włoskie lalki! Psy wołskie lalki! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:04, 15 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Cazzo si!![edit]

Cazzo si! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:47, 17 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Are you trying to annoy me? ~ Pointy.png 01:37, 18 Farbleum 2011
Oui. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:36, 18 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Squiggles, mon. Squiggles. ~ Pointy.png 09:02, 18 Farbleum 2011
No, wolski. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:19, 18 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Koki koki that. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:22, 18 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Okay. ~ Pointy.png 10:38, 18 Farbleum 2011

I'm so bored, I will now proceed to annoy you.[edit]

AZLALALALALALALDHCHCRYHYCHCYEW1FYH1FHY1817F7HF7H7H7H7H7H7HH7 EWUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEE Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I'm so bored, I will now proceed to annoy you.[edit]

AZLALALALALALALDHCHCRYHYCHCYEW1FYH1FHY1817F7HF7H7H7H7H7H7HH7 EWUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEE Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:57, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Oh, hello. Mighty find weather we're having, eh? ~ Pointy.png 20:08, 23 Farbleum 2011
It's raining in Britain. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:05, 24 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
In all of Britain? Impressive. ~ Pointy.png 08:31, 24 Farbleum 2011
I thought it wa...awww. It's gonna rain tomorrow as well. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:41, 24 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
I miss rain. ~ Pointy.png 17:06, 24 Farbleum 2011
We never miss rain. Now, I must watch this. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:22, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Horoscopes[edit]

Well, meh, I hate it when you're right. Ophiuchus is the new one and the dates are all out of whack. Now I gotta write another horoscope each month! And on an irrelevant note, I was a Libra and now I'm a Virgo! Weird, eh? Thanks for pointing that out for me, anyway...--Colonel Sanders 18:31, 23 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

But it happens so rarely... O_o And quite frankly, I don't know anything about it, so I have to ask... why another?
Far as I'm concerned, I've been an Aries all along, though... though I probably wasn't before and most likely still ain't. But I don't care, dammit! I'll be whatever I want to be! *huffs* ~ Pointy.png 20:10, 23 Farbleum 2011
@Colonel: You're a liberal and now a virgin? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:44, 24 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
I'm a Gemini. *Beams* --I'M FUCKING MAGIC! 21:10, 25 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Have you ever met yourself? ~ Pointy.png 18:54, 26 Farbleum 2011
Your name's Gemma? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:46, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

New CP[edit]

Err well... Two entries on their top vandals Brooke and An Atheist were created and since the site was nice enough to give us publicity on Berty's request it would probably be wise to delete them or merge. And this probably ain't the place for other sites' in jokes (with the notable exception of Uncyc) so I thought 5 seconds ago that would probably be wise. And I think they gave publicity to one of your articles and mine... Some nice god fearing people over there. I apologize for the excessive site coverage (though we get several other references there) and hope you forgive me although the pages themselves ain't libel just illogical. Have a good snake.--Colonel Sanders 18:25, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

But I'm being lazy... *grumbles and wanders over to look* ~ Pointy.png 18:51, 27 Farbleum 2011
My dear Colonel, those miscreants at our site deserve your ridicule much like those cheerleaders and politicians and other Satanists you ridicule here. I am a fan of your work and this site. We have our fair share of articles on users at other wikis such as Andrew Schlafly and Jimbo Wales. Thanks for monitoring our Site and do feel free to write. Glad you like our coverage of you guys. And Athyria, please do not inflict wrath on this soul for «vanity» (incorrect usage of the word anyway) on our site though feel free to delete them on his requset. No worries Colonel. I will be back with more though Athyria, would you feel compelled to delete my Sacred cow article as well? Yours truly--ConservatismII XXVII MMXI
Done and done. That was what you guys wanted, right? ~ Pointy.png 20:32, 27 Farbleum 2011
Thanks pal. Any chance of me being elcted teh adminz so I can fix my own crappy mistakes and possibly others? It would get some burden off your back. Probably not though. I am gonna work on drafting an IllogiNews piece on the stuff going on in Libya. I wanna new duck!--Colonel Sanders 20:37, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
I guess FDR won WAE now. It is shorter than the other, and it is about America's primer socialist! When are you gonna give it the toilet? And what about the science templates? I am gonna start that again soon provided more people write.--Colonel Sanders 21:02, 27 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
WAEEEEEEE? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:59, 28 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

The thing wasn't for deleting, silly. That was a joke. But anyhow, mongoose. ~ Pointy.png 01:56, 1 Arche 2011

Oh, and I'll get those templates done sometime this week, I swear. >.< ~ Pointy.png 05:07, 1 Arche 2011

guess who![edit]

xD Lyrithyatithiya 16:59, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Meh![edit]

I have left and I'm never comming back as I better things to do. Not to be rude but don't you have anything better to do? As I have a poor opinion on both ED & Uncle Pete. --2.96.133.209 22:50, 3 Arche 2011 (UTC)

That's... nice? ~ Pointy.png 23:04, 3 Arche 2011

Miscreants[edit]

It appears that some miscreants probably sent from the porn satire site Encyclopedia Dramatica decided to plaster a bunch of spam on this wiki for some unapparent reason. Could you do your job and delete these and then smite the miscreants that are doing this. HeavenO!--Conservatism III III MMXI

Oh, it's because it DoSed it. But anyway, maybe you wanna use this tool to help you rangeblock them. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:58, 4 Arche 2011 (UTC)
It's not just this wiki, it has nothing to do with ED, and a rangeblock wouldn't work with stuff not following a specific pattern; even if it did, it'd catch a great deal of others in the process, and we've precious few visitors as it is. To be honest, what it looks like are folks whose machines have been compromised, anyhow, not... well, you know, something more easily blockable. It's unfortunate, but there's really not a whole lot I can reasonably do. ~ Pointy.png 16:30, 4 Arche 2011
You might just be right. They're also spamming ED. Oh, the irony! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:06, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)
P.S.: Just sent abuse report to ISP. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:47, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Shiny. ~ Pointy.png 18:11, 5 Arche 2011
It's not shiny, Athyria, it's serious business. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:04, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)
And you are saying the serious cannot be shiny? What a dull world in which you must live. Does it have platypi? ~ Pointy.png 09:12, 6 Arche 2011
Britain. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:15, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Are you sure those guys weren't from ED? One, the Mitchell guy, apparently did an article on "Berty's 1 inch cock"... Oh well. I'll get to work on the horoscopes.--Colonel Sanders 13:52, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Click the link on the fourth post Colonel. It's not dem. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:56, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

I not burn your hyena[edit]

Thanks for your nom and vote. I am flattered, and despicable. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:07, 4 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Did you know the French put cheese in their soup? Does anyone else do that? ~ Pointy.png 19:11, 4 Arche 2011
Yes, in fact, I did know that. I don't do that, even though I am of French-Canadian descent. Your hyena remains unburnt, Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 19:21, 4 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Were you trying to burn it, by any chance? ~ Pointy.png 19:25, 4 Arche 2011
Technically, a hyena should be blazed, not burned. And no, I have not blazed it. When you are ready for initiation into the mysteries, shall we blaze your hyena together? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 21:23, 5 Arche 2011 (UTC)
How does one know? When will I be ready? Where is the coal? ~ Pointy.png 23:24, 5 Arche 2011

flarglebargle[edit]

I've been thinking that we should try to increase the pace at which we change the featured article. Any objection to this? —rms talk 18:31, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Gruntled said that, too. I would have obliged, but I never remember to do it in the first place. In other words, none at all, in fact I agree... but I'm not doing it unless someone reminds me. What about you, how's your memory? ~ Pointy.png 18:36, 6 Arche 2011
Wow, someone gives a crap about feature? Meh, do what you want, but the less features we have, the better those morons who earn them will feel...--Colonel Sanders 18:52, 6 Arche 2011 (UTC)
A: If I come on here (which hasn't been happening recently) I can remember.
CS: flarb —rms talk 06:29, 7 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Blorch? ~ Pointy.png 08:53, 7 Arche 2011

Misanthropist[edit]

I am a complete misanthropist and really hate hummanity. Please, don't try to convince me that I'm not.

p.s. I', Gomphog, btw... --User:Gomphog

I know. I just wanted to see how you'd respond given a roundabout asking. At any rate, care to stop socking? I might be inclined to unban you if you at least pretend to knock it off and play nice in general. Or you could stick with this account, or... well, I'unno. Cheese squiggles? ~ Pointy.png 19:22, 7 Arche 2011
Wow, I did not expect that. Thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone has done for me. And if it's okay with you I would like to create a new account and contribute and things. --Unabumnibbawongo' the 69th earl of McFuckedickington MacPooface 21:57, 7 Arche 2011 (UTC)
No, it's not. Anyway, whichever you want to use, please tell me, though. And if you want subpages moved, just let me know; might save some... redirect messiness if I do it. >.< ~ Pointy.png 02:12, 8 Arche 2011
U HATE LIFE? U SUICIDAL? UR CUTTER? I cut myself for educational purposes slitting the alphabet on my arm. It goes leik this: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z --Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak08:34, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Sorry? ~ Pointy.png 08:47, 8 Arche 2011
MacPooface removed my comment. Seems like MI5 been around here...o_O Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:54, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Well, that wasn't very nice of him... on the other hand, considering the comment... anyhow, both of you be civil, or I'll... I'll do things. You don't want me doing things; there may wind up... cathodes involved.
  • Wompus, please, please, please, for the love of all things shiny, don't remove things from other folks talkpages, no matter how idiotic they may be. You're better than that.
  • Berty, you needn't be involved in everything, you know, nor necessarily so confrontational - regardless of your intention, it can be quite off-putting to some people and tends to stir up unnecessary hard feelings. That includes accusing people of sockpuppetry, mind. If you have suspicious, tell an admin, perhaps, be discreet, and know that you could be wrong and that the person in question will be able to see it as well. But leave it to the admin to care or not, eh? I believe we've been over some of this in some fashion already, and I know you're able, so...
Anyhow. *growls at you both* ~ Pointy.png 18:42, 8 Arche 2011
Ahem, ahem, I still have good knowledge of sockpuppetry. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:19, 9 Arche 2011 (UTC)
A good chunk of my own knowledge of sockpuppetry is from you, mon. Another good chunk is from the other fellow. As such, I'd really prefer the both of you stay away from the matter entirely, but as that ain't happening, I'll just give him a weird look and ask you to not confront folks directly under pain of bludgeoning with a toad. A very... large toad. Please? ~ Pointy.png 02:25, 10 Arche 2011
And be nice in general or I'll stab you. Although I may stab you anyway. But that's not the point. I wonder what is the point... or what a point is... what is a point? Squiggles? ~ Pointy.png 02:28, 10 Arche 2011

Bob Dylan[edit]

Boo! $Minnesota! Mein Kampf! Tax exemption! MOAR!--Colonel Sanders 02:41, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Fred doesn't think so. Would you question Fred? ~ Pointy.png 03:20, 10 Arche 2011
$Wisconsin--Colonel Sanders 03:26, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)
What language? ~ Pointy.png 04:23, 10 Arche 2011
PHP! PHP! Perl! I want MOAR PHP and Perl. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:07, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

GRRZZ[edit]

ChiefjusticeDS bannz me 4 1 dayzz cos I overdo the no.zz of vfd nomzz. 'S all Hyperbole'zz faultzz. Fucking rabble-rouserzz! I cannot access my accountzz for 1 dayzz! I make socky and ban evadezz! --Mortalmm000 21:51, 11 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Calm down, Scofield. We're being attacked by lulz worshippers so no BAWWing is allowed. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 22:02, 11 Arche 2011 (UTC)
By... what? o_O And what's BAWWing?
Although if I'm catching the meaning, the fellow's got a point. And it ain't Hyperbole's fault, anyhow; Chief had good reason for doing so. Instead of making socks, perhaps you can learn from this and in the future, heed the big pink text? It does warn you, after all. Seriously, what's BAWWing? ~ Pointy.png 22:23, 11 Arche 2011
What's this, Uncyclopedia overflow discussion?! Lemme get the popcorn. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:24, 11 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Apparently people think I'm here so they can complain at me when someone bans them there. They forget I can just pop back over and extend those bans... ~ Pointy.png 22:39, 11 Arche 2011
Good point. BAWWW is another word for complaining or crying. It came from Encyclopedia Dramatica or 4chan which could easily explain some of the ban. Its a big adjustment from ED to Uncyc. 74.61.4.54 00:40, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)
@Athyria: You have no intelligence. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:06, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Also, who's logged out? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:10, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)

For Christ's sake, I haven't made any sockpuppets! It was a joke! Now, revert my ban settings! --Mortalmm000 08:13, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)

If someone says they are engaged sockpuppetry, especially in circumstances like these, there's not much to do save take them at their word. Don't joke about these things; it's kind of like messing with ban patrol. Puts people on edge. Mind, Dr. Skullthumper was kind enough to change the block setting this time, but let's face it - rudeness solves little. You have been very rude, here and on IRC and on Uncyclopedia in the past. That said, I got off my bum and actually looked at the Uncyclopedia ban policy, and there's also something about 'insubordination' on there... consider that, next time you feel the need to go gallivanting about as if you own the place and as if the admins exist to serve you. We don't. We exist to lounge around eating sundaes. ~ Pointy.png 02:48, 13 Arche 2011

Christ, am I being that rude? Guess the adrenaline really got to me. --Mortalmm000 12:44, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Shark[edit]

I suspect the Nazi vandals have struck again. Do we really want the article to be about Nazi sharks? 74.61.4.54 00:37, 12 Arche 2011 (UTC)

It's madness. Utter madness. Who are you, anyhow? ~ Pointy.png 02:49, 13 Arche 2011
Probably Jesus. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:06, 13 Arche 2011 (UTC)

OMG![edit]

Our dear Gomphog is still active on this site despite being perma-banned in Uncyclopedia! Kind of reminds me of Brian in the Dexter series....dead on TV, alive in the books. --Mortalmm000 21:15, 18 Arche 2011 (UTC)

This is not Uncyclopedia, and Uncyclopedia is not this. He is not banned here (unless I messed up, but... er...), and is welcome to edit, so long as he doesn't go crazy or such, same as anyone else. He is not the only one is such a position, mind, and it goes both ways, really. It's like a badly baked cake. ~ Pointy.png 21:45, 18 Arche 2011

Yeah, especially since a lot of the same people use both sites. Wonder what it's like, being torn between your anger at what he did on Uncyclopedia, while at the same time reminding yourself that this is NOT Uncyclopedia. Poor Romartus already had a hard time because of all this, if his talk page is anything to go by. --Mortalmm000 07:10, 19 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Oh hai, who asked for me?! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:20, 19 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Can't help but think I'm missing out on something by being relatively inactive 'over there'. Meh. Anyhow, Gomphog seems like a good guy to me. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:45, 19 Arche 2011 (UTC)
I have no anger. But it is not as if my experience on Uncyclopedia does not colour my decisions here, though I'm a terrible uncyclopedian, anyhow. And Hindleyak, mon, only things you've missed lately are... er... a few things. Did you know Zombiebaron and I killed all the unused images? All of them! Except for some pictures of sexy asian chicks, that is. We have discriminating taste. *beams*
And yeah, Gomphog's alright. Most of the time. Not that I'm one to talk. ~ Pointy.png 21:41, 19 Arche 2011
Uncle Pete killeth the images? Hurrah! Your tastes, Athyria, are at best draconian. Soon, Pete's gonna kill over, like all wikis (except 800 pound gorilla Wikipedia) inevitably do!--Colonel Sanders 21:49, 19 Arche 2011 (UTC)
*cackles* ~ Pointy.png 21:52, 19 Arche 2011

Chinese Burn[edit]

Hmm..I wonder why Illogicopedia shows the Uncyclopedia Block'd message, but doesn't show its own block message? Could you show me what a blocked user may see if he attempts to edit this site, before I do something stupid and get a Chinese Burn myself? --Mortalmm000 15:49, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)

(edit confilct) @Mortalmm: Eeeh? But anyways, here it is. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:54, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)
It does? At any rate, Betty linked it. Unless the software is broked, and I'm pretty sure it ain't, that's what you'd see. ~ Pointy.png 21:29, 24 Arche 2011

hi[edit]

WELL THEN, HI THERE! DO YOU KNOW WHO SENOR ALL CAPS IS????? no? me neither. oh well...If I lol I lol hard 21:44, 27 Arche 2011 (UTC)

What's a senor? ~ Pointy.png 22:37, 27 Arche 2011

Athyria, do no be fooled. IT IS AN ED STEALTH ATTACK! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:14, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Whaaat? ~ Pointy.png 22:53, 28 Arche 2011
DO NOT BE FOOLED! TEH EVIDENCZ IZ HIER! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:17, 29 Arche 2011 (UTC)
What's your point? I'm an Uncyclopedian, myself. Then must we not be under attack from Uncyclopedia, too? And does that mean I can delete everything? Deleting everything is fun. o__o ~ Pointy.png 07:57, 29 Arche 2011
Yes. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:58, 29 Arche 2011 (UTC)
*freaks out, turns into a butterfly, and floats out the chimney* ~ Pointy.png 15:00, 29 Arche 2011

It's me![edit]

It's THE lollipop. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? 21:48, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)

SUBST:nosubst... ~ Pointy.png 22:52, 28 Arche 2011

Answer to[edit]

Why I wanted to be blocked on Uncyclopedia: Self-hatred. You where just the first admin I thought of. I'm new here and I have to say I quite like the place, How could articles which violate HTBFANJS so vigorously be featured? - Another n00b 16:14, 29 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Another Uncyc person BAWWWing. Athyria, block him longer will you? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:17, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Betty, are you drunk?
N00b, I'm terrible when it comes to blocking people. Absolute rubbish. I'm lazy and don't see the point, until I do, at which point I tend to completely overdo it; would you have really wanted that? A year is nothing. Anyhow, HTBFANJS is an Uncyclopedian thing. No use for it here. Unless you really want it, but... eh. There are dreams to devour and minds to poke, you know? Humour is unnecessary. ~ Pointy.png 09:27, 30 Arche 2011

Banned, again[edit]

Guy-Laughing.jpg

What can I say, I was just so excited to see my article do so well on VFH. *sulks* (You're not gonna extend my ban, right? I'm not bugging, or threatening or anything. Just sulking....) --Mortalmm000 17:48, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Heh, understandable, mon. But he's got a point about excess. At any rate, don't sulk, mon. There are flying yaks aplenty for us all... flying yaks... meantime, the server continues to fight me, graw! bad server! *charges after it, armed only with a large cat* ~ Pointy.png 18:43, 30 Arche 2011

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![edit]

While I was on a leave of absence, this became Uncle Pete????!!!!!!! I shouldn't go away anymore! Please tell me it's just April Fools!--Colonel Sanders 03:36, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC) P.S. My userspace is Conservapedia, the Trusworthy Encyclopedia now!--Colonel Sanders 03:37, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Of course, man. I'd have done more, but I haven't gotten around to it. You should see what we did to Uncyclopedia, though... o_O
Also, yes, you need to come by, more. Really. ~ Pointy.png 03:57, 1 Arply 2011
Oasis? Now that's good. And I will be coming by moar. Cheeze barley tackos!--Colonel Sanders 15:04, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Barley?! You heathen! ~ Pointy.png 16:04, 1 Arply 2011



Now, hello Celia Dreynard! Or if that's an anonymous fake name that you like to use because your real name is even worse. It was easier to type than Lyrithya. Anyway,
COPY AND PASTE TO DR.SKULLTHUMPER'S UNCYC USER TALKPAGE: "

Message to Skullthumper from Another_n00b[edit]

Hello, it has come to my concern you have brought back the "minor edit" issue. I have made a modification to my user preferences so now I have all minor edits as default. Even though now the problem will probably be the Opposite, I hope you may now think about your decision (And on my day off as well!!) as this issue is now thoroughly resolved. I hope you reconsider it as it is a minor issue with a more than minor reaction. Please I will do better in the future.

From, another_n00b@Illogicopedia.

"

- Another n00b 20:49, 1 Arply 2011 (UTC)

No, it's Diasu. Umba, umba, umba! Moussa moussa koussa! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:46, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Oh, right. I totally forgot I was going to put a counter rant on his talkpage on Uncyclopedia... whoops. Although that day did get really crazy. Man... ~ Pointy.png 07:39, 3 Arply 2011

No, it's ok now. - Another n00b 12:22, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Miner edit issue? Like the Miner's magazine? Can't help but get the feeling I'm missing something here. But ignore me, I'm just being an eavesdropping barstool. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:38, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)
A barstool? Does that mean I can sit on you? ~ Pointy.png 21:26, 4 Arply 2011


Being a Dick[edit]

Why did you just Block my IP address? Like, WTF? I was just logging out on Uncyclopedia, then went to edit a page, and then it says "Block'd!". Who made the Block? Athyria. You Blocked my IP Address there for a month! What where you thinking? Oh, and HyperBole was the one who said this Illogicopedia is for people who didn't make the cut. Just saying. - Another n00b 21:37, 6 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Interesting... which IP was yours? I seem to have had good reason for blocking most of the 1-monthers, but there are a couple that were more ambiguous... ~ Pointy.png 22:37, 6 Arply 2011

It was blocked whilst ED where raiding the Uncyclopedia around roughly mid-late march. Block description is "Wanker". I am an innocent Bystander and there's been a mix-up, methinks. Blocked 22:03, March 19, 2011. Rings a bell? I didn't do anything I swear it was another, completely different ED user. Seriously! - Another n00b 23:51, 6 Arply 2011 (UTC)

They were... raiding it? Is that what they call it?
Anyhow, why did you log off to edit? That's a little odd. ~ Pointy.png 01:35, 7 Arply 2011


Sometimes it just logs you off. Once every 30 days, most often. - Another n00b 13:49, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Well, yes, but... mon, I hope you really weren't involved with that... ah, disruptive editing. It would be rather disappointing should that prove to have been the case. ~ Pointy.png 20:1/small>
MacPooface removed my comment. Seems like MI5 been around here...o_O Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:54, 8 Arche 2011 (UTC)
Well, that wasn't very nice of him... on the other hand, considering the comment... anyhow, both of you be civil, or I'll... I'll do things. You don't want me doing things; there may wind up... cathodes involved.
  • Wompus, please, please, please, for the love of all things shiny, don't remove things from other folks talkpages, no matter how idiotic they may be. You're better than that.
  • Berty, you needn't be involved in everything, you know, nor necessarily so confrontational - regardless of your intention, it can be quite off-putting to some people and tends to stir up unnecessary hard feelings. That includes accusing people of sockpuppetry, mind. If you have suspicious, tell an admin, perhaps, be discreet, and know that you could be wrong and that the person in question will be able to see it as well. But leave it to the admin to care or not, eh? I believe we've been over some of this in some fashion already, and I know you're able, so...
Anyhow. *growls at you both* ~ Pointy.png 9, 7 Arply 2011

I done nothing, It was an IP used by more than one person. Y'see, One of them's Roberto. (Which isn't me Fairly Obviously.) - Another n00b 20:23, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)

But we know the truth about Roberto now. ~ Pointy.png 21:52, 7 Arply 2011

Like, Seriously what?[edit]

What did I do to deserve this? Please tell me where I went wrong!! I'd say this on IRC, but I'M BANNED THERE AS WELL. Like, WTF? Could you give me a Detailed explanation of what went wrong? I'm most definitely confused over what I fucked up on. (-_-) - Another n00b 10:55, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Ahem, the talk page note says: In other words, if you got banned or did something obtuse or some such there, kindly don't take your ranting or bragging or whatnot to me here unless you really want it forwarded to the Cabal. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:58, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)


Yes, But this is my only other option. Like, if I could use IRC, then at least I could discuss it in a less difficult manner. This is so Annoying. But no, Wikia has to make it more difficult for me. - Another n00b 11:04, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Just ask for a permanent ban and edit here. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:06, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Why would I want to? At least ED still welcomes me * Warm, fuzzy flow.... * . But Uncyclopedia is paramount. How can I discuss the Ban on Uncyclopedia if I can't contact the Admins? Like, seriously now I feel dis-hearted over the fact that they would just Ban me like that, without even giving me the reason...... - Another n00b 11:23, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Uncle Pete admins are psychopaths, they hold no feelings for you. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:27, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
I'd still feel Better if I Knew what they banned me for. I've got no way to Appeal, either. - Another n00b 11:35, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
I saw you have banned at Uncy Another Noob (or should that be Another Boob?). You can log in on IRC (the main channel) I believe but you have appeared to have pissed off at least three admins which isn't very good going. My guess is that unless you do something else stupid i.e. ban evasion, the permanent ban may last only a month or so. Suggest you hang around here for now. --Crown1.jpgRomArtus*Imperator (Orate) 16:15, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)


But I'M BANNED FROM IRC AS WELL. At least I have an account on ED, to prevent Boredom. I'm really hoping they reconsider (・A・) - Another n00b 16:35, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Actually, this is the point at which I act all disappointed-like, since we ran a checkuser and apparently you were indeed vandalising... or shall I say, raiding Uncyclopedia while logged out. This is behaviour which is not tolerated in any fashion, and while I am not certain of the current standing, Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica have done reciprocal bans in the past - vandalise Uncyclopedia in the name of ED (or vice versa), and get banned on both wikis. Something to consider, at any rate.
As for IRC, are you certain you are banned? Have you tried it lately? ~ Pointy.png 19:20, 10 Arply 2011


Ok, allow me to say:
  • 77.103.26.107 Was used because I wanted the article School Vandalism deleted, And I felt silly Putting my own article on VFD. I also thought it was a Bannable offence to put your own article on for "Disruption", so I didn't know what to do. Sorry about that.
  • 82.42.93.173 is an IP Address I didn't even know was mine, I still thought I had the Above one until this one was Banned. Several ED Users carried out that attack, not just me. I also believed they'd Ban me if I didn't go along with it.


This is what I was Banned for? I'd sockpuppeteered negatively, But I thought in BOTH situations I would be Banned for various other outcomes on the situation. Please tell this to Olipro as I am deeply sorry for making the worst decision on Both accounts. (T_T) - Another n00b 19:39, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Tell him yourself. Go on IRC and msg him, if you can't join the channel, although you should be able to at this point. ~ Pointy.png 20:12, 10 Arply 2011

When I try and I try and I try, I get this "#uncyclopedia Cannot join channel (+b) - you are banned", which I got nearly a month ago for ACCIDENTALLY Flooding the channel. Which can be achieved by typing to fast. - Another n00b 20:17, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

You can /msg Olipro without being in the #uncyclopedia channel. ~ Pointy.png 20:24, 10 Arply 2011


I Just chose /query Olipro and nothing's Happening!! Why does IRC have to be such a pain in the ass?? Y'know, I'm walking down to somewhere where I Can connect. I Wouldn't have to do all this Bullshit if Wikia REMOVED THE BLOCK!! FUCK WIKA (with the absolute exception of sannse ) , THOSE COCKSUCKERS!! . Phew, needed to let it all out. - Another n00b 20:39, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Oy, what IP are you trying to connect on IRC with? ~ Pointy.png 22:15, 10 Arply 2011


My grandma's IP, which is now Banned from Uncyc as well because My 10-year old cousin Vandalised Uncyclopedia on a Trip visit. Which I'll no doubt be blamed for too. - Another n00b 22:26, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)
I bet your nan then would like to chase you round the house calling you a whipper-snapper. I'd like to let something out as well...JOSEPH EVERS IS A PAEDO!!!! HE HAS TOUCHED LOADS OF 12 YEAR OLDS!!! But also, I'd like to let something else out as well. *farts on AN's face* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:23, 11 Arply 2011 (UTC)


Who the heck is Joseph Evers? - Another n00b 12:44, 11 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Founder of ED. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:33, 11 Arply 2011 (UTC)
*grumbles about the damn kids on her lawn* ~ Pointy.png 16:36, 11 Arply 2011

Flurg[edit]

Blurf ploof trok barnep

130.118.152.44 22:30, 12 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Well said. Such insightful comments are not unappreciated. ~ Pointy.png 02:19, 15 Arply 2011

Wangs[edit]

It was a rough day in the emergency room today. A boy had some sort of alien symbiote in his body, and it was affecting his concentration at school.

"Perhaps if we hit him over the head with a large sausage of some sort..." I mused.

"But wouldn't that afflict he and his symbiote with some sort of death?" asked the boy's mother in alarm.

"A sausage of some sort, eh?" said the boy's father. "Would that be anything like my giant penis?"

"As a matter of fact, it sort of would," I said in surprise.

"A single blow of some sort to the head with my penis would not kill a boy of any sort," he said confidently.

"Well, then," I said. "I'll go get some sort of sausage, whick is meaty."

"No need," said the boy's father. He unzipped the pants he was sort of wearing.

The boy's teachers say they've witnessed a vast improvement, of a sort.

--Gomphog 14:41, 14 Arply 2011 (UTC)

What do you think of this? Does it make you laugh or roll your eyes... or both?


LOL. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:49, 14 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Eh. ~ Pointy.png 02:20, 15 Arply 2011
Lol penisjokes. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:14, 15 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Not Frunobulax[edit]

Hi sweetie. I've missed you. This has been keeping me busy. Cheers! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:59, 15 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Hey, mon. Wish I could look, but the website design... it... it's bad. It's flash. What is it? ~ Pointy.png 16:44, 16 Arply 2011

Wh....[edit]

Who in the hell are you? I'm now a certified accountant, but I still can't say my ABCD.......£? Do I know you or this place from times before? Are you that filthy Uncyclopedian who became teh adminz here? Boogieshangelschmidtzerwanglecheezepuffzglennbeckpowermartyrshoelacebah!--Colonel Sanders 11:02, 29 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I'm that cat who's prettier than you. Who are you? ~ Pointy.png 16:28, 29 Arply 2011
I'm Kate Middleton and I say, 'I do.' Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:09, 29 Arply 2011 (UTC)
I'm a chicken cook who ended up becoming a founder of a multinational corporation which even operates in Communist China, even before McDonald's. And I could never give a crap about British royalty, Berty Island Monkey. Doesn't Parliament do everything nowadays, anyway?--Colonel Sanders 17:40, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
If you could never give a crap about that stuffy stuff, how did you know who that person is? ~ Pointy.png 18:17, 3 Aym 2011
I know. I hate them, anyway. Also, I'm using Ubuntu now. And once I transfer those pictures from Win7, I WILL KILL WINDOWS!!!! ALL HAIL KING UBUNTU!!! *evil laugh* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:35, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Because of Amerika talking of said person, Athyria. Go do crap at Unkie Pete's if you're gonna ask stupid questions like dat.--Colonel Sanders 14:08, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Why would it do that, talk about it? Also, I... do do stuff there. I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame* ~ Pointy.png 18:49, 4 Aym 2011
Just saying, but I'd rather have spyware on my computer than Ubuntu. And this is coming from a lurker. - Another n00b 20:46, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)
LOLwut LOLwut LOLwut LOLWUT Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:26, 5 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Don't react to it. It wants you to react. *adjusts her glasses* ~ Pointy.png 13:08, 5 Aym 2011

Dear Mr. Admin[edit]

Could you make tlh: a namespace? I'm using it to make the new Klingon Illogicopedia. Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 23:54, 2 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Mr. Admin? I'm sure she hasn't undergone a sex change... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:34, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Huh, not sure I've ever gotten that one before. Anyhow, I made the namespace. At least, it says I did. I'm not sure how to do the other stuff like the logos and styles and whatnot, but I could probably figure it out. I guess the real question would be... what all is supposed to be different about it? What needs changing? ~ Pointy.png 15:46, 3 Aym 2011

Eh?[edit]

Well, since I've come back, I feel everyone forgot who I am and I am a n00b again. Why is that?--Colonel Sanders 17:16, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I... don't know. I haven't been paying attention. ~ Pointy.png 18:48, 4 Aym 2011

I can't stand him.[edit]

So I'm going on a three day strike. You know who I mean. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:43, 5 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Who do you mean?? who are you talking about? what's going on? I don't know. Nor do I want to. - Another n00b 07:53, 5 Aym 2011 (UTC)
You mean the one who apparently makes a point to be as annoying as possible? I got fed up and decided to repeat history with it. ~ Pointy.png 13:05, 5 Aym 2011

Why do you revert me on Uncyclopeida?[edit]

Just tell me? --89.241.178.129 21:13, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Because you're banned, and I'm a servant of the cabal... or I would be, if there was a cabal. ~ Pointy.png 21:53, 8 Aym 2011

Frosty[edit]

I got bored and wondered over here, how are you Lyrithya Athyria... --Not Frosty

I'm a mongoose. ~ Pointy.png 04:58, 7 Aym 2011
Hello, my cat mongoose. And who is this IP who thinks they don't consist of frost? And on an unrelated note, I just grunted out a piece not having to do with horoscopes or Glenn Beck!--Colonel Sanders 05:18, 7 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Oh yes I come from a mysterious other site under the name of Frosty --Frosty
*licks Frosty* ~ Pointy.png 00:12, 8 Aym 2011
Why does ye come? Why not create an account?--Colonel Sanders 23:00, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Ok --Frosty 10:51, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)

WAE tags[edit]

Well, are we going to keep these on the nominees? Or should I remove them? Or will there be the chance of another WAE in the future?--Colonel Sanders 23:18, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC) P.S. Unrelated. According to my userpage, I've been on Illogic for 10 months!--Colonel Sanders 23:20, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Oh, may as well removed them... I've just not been bothered to do so yet. >.< If you would be, that would be lovely. Even if we do have another, may as well start over, you know? New batch of noms.
And that's as long as I've been on Uncyclopedia... wonko. O_o ~ Pointy.png 00:23, 9 Aym 2011

Meh[edit]

I feel that I may not be here much anymore (not that I'm here much, anyway), as these guys probably need me more. And archive this dang page, will ya?--Colonel Sanders 17:10, 10 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I concur. It's time I ruin a new talkpage. -- Island Monkey
It's not nearly large enough, though... ~ Pointy.png 21:14, 10 Aym 2011
Adjust your glasses then. -- Island Monkey
Sign your posts. Also, I lost my glasses. The page history ate them when I was digging up your name. *glowers* Please. Sign. I mean. ~ Pointy.png 09:27, 11 Aym 2011
I saw you not having signed something somewhere... once. I think. It was shocking. Otherwise I wouldn't have remembered. There's nothing like a good shock to jolt your memory... Unless there is, but it's good for it anyway. Yes. ~ Ellemerr Daydreams & Nightmares 21:58, 12 Aym 2011 (UTC)
It happens sometimes, possibly something to do with the fact that I in fact have no idea what I'm doing. In a similar vein, people on these things also seem to think I can spell. Now that is funny. ~ Pointy.png 18:05, 13 Aym 2011
@Colonel: Wow, they have a wiki for everything, don't they? Which came first, the chicken, the egg or Adam? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:25, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Indeed they do. I think the chicken would have to have come first. But seriously, the wiki is worth a visit.--Colonel Sanders 01:22, 15 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Ok, something is SEROUSLY not right;[edit]

I went to uncyclopedia today, in the intent on looking at some articles. But the thing was, was that I decided to log in, so I entered my password, and it didn't let me in. Suspecting I had been hacked again, I just changed my password, and then attempted to log in again. But it still wouldn't let me on. So I looked at my old contributions out of boredom, and it said in a box below my block message "This account has been disabled.". I only got that today, even when logged out. Like, WTF?? I thought I'd ask you, because you know this kind of stuff. - Another n00b 22:37, 13 Aym 2011 (UTC)

That's the mark of having gotten yourself banned from Wikia entirely. Congratulations. ~ Pointy.png 23:36, 13 Aym 2011
Yes clappings for Another n00b --Frosty 08:45, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)
I'm guessing that requires a special kind of idiocy? I don't know weather to feel amazed or miserable. - Another n00b 09:17, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Hooray, now he can't een go on my Smakapedia wiki! We shall have a party. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 21:52, 17 Aym 2011

References[edit]

Is there any page either here or on uncyc that has them? Do you know? I suddenly started thinking about it 'cos of this stupid horrible big bog beast of arrrgh... I mean, exam. Since they both base themselves somewhat on wikipedia, one should think there was something about the O-so-Holy references somewhere, but I've never seen any... Still, I would be sorry if I wrote that there are none and then the people grading me find some and fail me somehow. *shifty eyes* ~ Ellemerr Daydreams & Nightmares 16:49, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)

A lot of pages on Uncyclopedia, probably quite a few here as well, although usually they're not actually used as references, exactly, on either. I know this one perhaps overdoes it a mite, but what the hell, it's an example - footnotes, you know? But it's the same code as Wikipedia uses, though it also has these compleximacated systems about it, and all these weird templates that I don't understand a thing of, but... er... yeah.
Oh, UnNews articles use actual references a lot of the time, too, since they're basing on real news. At least sometimes. May as well link the real news being mocked or whatever, if there is one, though. ~ Pointy.png 18:03, 16 Aym 2011
This may be relevant to your interests. Here, refs are mostly used a footnotes for comedic effect though on the odd occasion they're utilised seriously. I'm gonna crawl back to my hole now. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:11, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)
AGH! Complimacated systems! They've invaded us all! *flails and runs away* ~ Pointy.png 18:35, 16 Aym 2011
Thank y'all kindly. I'd forgotten the footnotes... what with them being footnotes, I guess. (The difference between footnotes and references, if you don't know, is that I actually klick on footnotes because they tend to be funny, while I blatantly ignore references because... well, they're not, you know?) I'll write something clever to reflect my newfound data, I guess. Gah, I hate writing sensible stuff. >.< And I need more references! *flails* ~ Ellemerr Daydreams & Nightmares 19:50, 16 Aym 2011 (UTC)
It's funny, though... references are often a kind of footnote, in things like this, but in wikis, footnotes use the <ref> and <references/> tags... although references are horrible things in general. I wish you luck. ~ Pointy.png 20:44, 16 Aym 2011

<3[edit]

You made the popups work! <3 Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:19, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Takes a weird workaround to get them proper with user js, but the gadgets were pretty straight-forward. Wonder why it took me so long. But anyhow, it is nice to have them. ^^ ~ Pointy.png 03:12, 22 Aym 2011

Uuuurgh[edit]

I've noticed a slowing of your activity here. Are things too chaotic at Pete's? I've been too busy doing frivolous things at RW like pointing out errors in my RWW article, blocking myself and other sysops, writing in the style of Andy Schlafly, and patrolling edits made by German people. Sounds like fun, eh?--Colonel Sanders 20:57, 22 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Yeagh... I've been kind of... dammit. Drags me into its affairs and dealies and... and I'll smack it! I will! It has no right to affect me like this! None at all! *flails*
And German people, eh? Why are there so many of them around these things? And by 'these things', I don't mean anything at all, but... er... I forgot what I was saying. Although that does sound kind of fun. Foo. ~ Pointy.png 22:03, 22 Aym 2011

What's[edit]

going on? Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 04:46, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Beats me. ~ Pointy.png 10:28, 24 Aym 2011

My uncyc userpage[edit]

Now only has {{Indefinitely blocked user}}, and has been fully protected. I'd just like to say, could you do my old userpage like this? where the Indefblocuser is above the original? I'd just like my old userpage back. Even if it won't be of importance to me anymore. - Another n00b 14:55, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, but no. You've lost your rights to the place, and that means all rights. All. Even tacos. Poor tacos... *strokes them lovingly* Poor, poor tacos... ~ Pointy.png 18:08, 24 Aym 2011
I'm not privy to the specifics in your Uncyc case, n00b, but your entry on UN:OFFICE is a pretty weak argument for block, IMO:
Repeated inability to participate properly in wiki discussions. His specific "difficulties" in this area include, but are not limited to:
  • Not understanding the purpose of indentation, e.g., beginning a thread with two indents, indenting too much or too little in respect to the previous poster;
  • Excessive whitespace, i.e., more than one consecutive space found in any one of his comments;
  • Several consecutive edits to fix spelling or formatting errors that could easily have been spotted in a preview, resulting in edit conflicts and frustration for other users.

—From UN:OFFICE

I'd suggest you did something to seriously pee them off. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:23, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
I always thought that it was a really weak argument too, but I didn't want to tell Skully. - Another n00b 18:53, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, golden rule of Uncyclopedia, never take on an administrator. There are certain sysops on Uncyc you simply don't want to mess with. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:59, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Yes, because uncyclopedia is serious business. Well, now for something much more important, where the fuck are the other endings to Invasion of Illogiland? I can't find them anywhere. - Another n00b 19:18, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
If I remember correctly, there are only four, perhaps six. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:04, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
And could you post the templates on this god-dam here page? Please? I want to make my userpage look good. - Another n00b 20:24, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
This page? ~ Pointy.png 21:19, 24 Aym 2011
Hate to burst your bubble, n00b, but it seems you already have them both on your userpage. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 21:49, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU - Another n00b 07:47, 25 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hello again...[edit]

I haven't been on here for a few days now. So, what's occurin'? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:50, 27 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I've been... drifting away. I don't even know. o__o ~ Pointy.png 08:01, 27 Aym 2011

IRC[edit]

Please come to the #Illogicopedia IRC channel please. Thank you. - 16:40, 28 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I LOVE YOU![edit]

Not really, but what up with the new duck?--Colonel Sanders 21:55, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

New... duck? I don't have any new ducks. After the old batch escaped, I kind of gave up on the things... ~ Pointy.png 22:02, 29 Aym 2011
You're welcome
. Oh, sorry bout that. Here's a gift.--Colonel Sanders 22:08, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)
It's not.. duck meat, is it? ~ Pointy.png 23:04, 29 Aym 2011
No. Kan du lide tærte? Hvis du gør det, vil du gerne have nogle?--Colonel Sanders 23:06, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)
*backs away slowly* ~ Pointy.png 23:17, 29 Aym 2011
Hvorfor er det du kører?--Colonel Sanders 23:23, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)
No. ~ Pointy.png 23:56, 29 Aym 2011
Glenn Beck har en fordring til din sjæl.--Colonel Sanders 00:02, 30 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Tacos. ~ Pointy.png 02:20, 30 Aym 2011
/randomly inserts self into conversation
Oh look, a conversation. I hope I didn't interrupt or anything. I will use links to funny articles as my excuse! Now to feed the camel. —rms talk 02:56, 30 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Oh, thank you so much, rms! I needed a rescue. *flees into one of the funny articles* ~ Pointy.png 05:21, 30 Aym 2011
Leave a trail of crumbs so we can find some too  Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 00:30, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

...with their crinkled hands.[edit]

I've missed you. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 13:29, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, the voice your words take in my mind spreads warm feelings of chickens and daffodils. Good to see your name. ~ Pointy.png 06:51, 6 Yoon 2011
Watch out for the echidnas. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 17:54, 8 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Hard to, since my brain forgot what to look for. ~ Pointy.png 02:15, 9 Yoon 2011

Hello[edit]

Would you like a hot pan of cookies? --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:42, 5 Yoon 2011

Why are they in a pan? ~ Pointy.png 07:20, 6 Yoon 2011
Er...tray. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:43, 7 Yoon 2011
Tray? Isn't that bad for your computer? ~ Pointy.png 01:09, 7 Yoon 2011
Then you get no cookies. Good day madam. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:12, 7 Yoon 2011
But then what will I eat?! ~ Pointy.png 05:00, 7 Yoon 2011
There is some leftover coleslaw from last night in the fridge. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:12, 7 Yoon 2011
There's also a toaster. ~ Pointy.png 02:14, 8 Yoon 2011
*Hands Athyria toaster* Eat it. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:31, 8 Ergust 2011

About the article by Another n00b[edit]

Though other people may hate that article, I find it funny. I live under the catchphrase "Imitation is the sincerest form of comedy." His article shows not only comedy, but also tons of imitation of other ED articles. As long as it's in his own namespace, don't delete it. There is one thing I changed; that is, he said "He supports furries, likes Justin Bieber and hates Encyclopedia Dramatica." I got rid of the part about me liking Justin Beiber; I simply HATE him, XD. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy SpacemanTheHappySpacemanDanTahHedgehogYouTubedeviantARTTheHappySpaceman.com infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 20:24, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Alright, good to know. What does everyone have against Justin Bieber, though? ~ Pointy.png 07:22, 6 Yoon 2011

Hello[edit]

You thought you could silence me, by blocking me on Uncyclopedia, but you were wrong. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! --Frosty 09:15, 14 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

*gets a gun* ~ Pointy.png 09:48, 14 Yoon 2011

Congrats![edit]

  Athyria/archive02 has attained 1 star.   For being the bestest admin ever! 

Star1.png****




There we go! Now you don't have to feel so left out. Oh, and did I mention nobody cares so much about gold stars these days? ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:08, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I gave you a star for each of your features because at some point (I don't remember when), I anointed myself as official Star Giver and no one said otherwise. Ever since KillMeSoon made the page formerly known as "User:Readmesoon/Masters", stars have sorta lost their meaning. I like them however, because they benefit collaborizers like me... and if they ceased to exist, I'd be out of a job! --T3 21:55, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
KillMeSoon, I love it! —rms talk 22:02, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad. --T3 22:25, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Thanks... >.< You guys are great. *grumbles* ~ Pointy.png 06:34, 23 Yoon 2011

DELETE THAT FUCKING IMAGE NOW!!![edit]

You know the one, the one that Meepsheep uploaded! GAHHHHHH!!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:39, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Done. Replaced with Vexxarr. I'm going to go taser my eyes, brb. --(ƒî)» 08:45, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I think the new one is amusing. Just delete the old revision or something --Frosty 08:47, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Sorry, wasn't paying attention. ~ Pointy.png 08:50, 23 Yoon 2011
Squishy green alien beats geriatric porn, every time. Goddamn Uncyclopediacs. --(ƒî)» 08:51, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Certainly works well. And it was cute. ~ Pointy.png 09:30, 23 Yoon 2011
Did someone mention porn? Where can I get in on this? Oh, wait. Think I just changed my mind. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:23, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
The details. The details ruin everything. ~ Pointy.png 11:59, 23 Yoon 2011

Begging you[edit]

Is there any way we can we have this at Illogicopedia? Pretty please? :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:49, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Certainly... but someone else may have to make it work. I mean, it doesn't even work there, and there the setup is actually fairly normal. Seppy said something about $ thingies being reserved here, but I have no idea what that means... ~ Pointy.png 12:59, 24 Yoon 2011
Well, we can only give it a try. I would use it, if only to post the odd article on Twitter, but it would certainly be a useful addition if it could be worked into the wiki somehow. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:05, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
/squeezes in between Hindleyite and Athyria. Okay, that's good. Anyway, I think that would be a great addition. I honestly think it would help Illogicopedia grow. How, you ask? Because if someone who has a lot of Facebook friends or Twitter followers mentions or likes an Illogicopedia article, odds are four or five of the people who read it will go wondering off on the site. Odds also are that one or two of those four or five people who read it and went wondering off on the site will become users. I personally wouldn't use it because then my identity would be revealed (I consider myself a superhero on this site, I hope no one minds) and every single/small>

Congrats![edit]

  Athyria/archive02 has attained 1 star.   For being the bestest admin ever! 

Star1.png****




There we go! Now you don't have to feel so left out. Oh, and did I mention nobody cares so much about gold stars these days? ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:08, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I gave you a star for each of your features because at some point (I don't remember when), I anointed myself as official Star Giver and no one said otherwise. Ever since KillMeSoon made the page formerly known as "User:Readmesoon/Masters", stars have sorta lost their meaning. I like them however, because they benefit collaborizers like me... and if they ceased to exist, I'd be out of a job! --T3 21:55, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
KillMeSoon, I love it! —rms talk 22:02, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I'm glad. --T3 22:25, 22 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Thanks... >. one of my articles would have something that says, "Jake __________ likes this". Anywhoozle, what I mean to say is, get it on here and I'm a superhero. --T3 18:11, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Oooooo! It almost works on wikipedia! Well, on monobook. Almost. Not really. Uh. This could be... maybe... maybe we'll get really lucky and someone there will fix it for us? Except it doesn't actually work at all here, even on monobook... crap. ~ Pointy.png 08:05, 25 Yoon 2011

Taco etc.[edit]

Taco taco taco taco taco. Buuuuuuu-riiiiiiii-tooooooooooooo! Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 17:10, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

NOM! ~ Pointy.png 08:05, 25 Yoon 2011

Oh look, a demon![edit]

So how long did it take Illogicopedia to fry your brain? It's quite obviously over cooked at this point, and I must say that seemed pretty quick. Your brain must have been a weakling. Cast out from the Soviet Union, perhaps? Regardless, all the details you could supply would be much obliged. —rms talk 01:45, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Cooked? My brain never needed cooking, I assure you. It is, in fact, quite rare. I have an aubergine to prove it. ~ Pointy.png 14:27, 28 Yoon 2011
ИЗVЭЯ ШILL УФЦ ЩIЙ ДИЧTHIЙG! УФЦ FДIL, ДИD THЦS ДЯЗ Д SЭЯF ФЙ ЦИCLЗ PЭTЗ!--CФLФИЗL SДЙDЭЯS
Oh goodness, Colonel, you've got it all wrong. I one day thought myself the Slavic alphabet, and can pronounce everything you just wrote. Although I have no idea if any of those are actual words. —rms talk 16:20, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
O_o That... what... brains... *crawls away* {{:User:/small>
Thank y'all kindly. I'd forgotten the footnotes... what with them being footnotes, I guess. (The difference between footnotes and references, if you don't know, is that I actually klick on footnotes because they tend to be funny, while I blatantly ignore references because... well, they're not, you know?) I'll write something clever to reflect my newfound data, I guess. Gah, I hate writing sensible stuff. >.Athyria/sig/short}} 16:47, 28 Yoon 2011
Crawl back. I have to teach you the alphabet! —rms talk 16:50, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Could you be a dear and teach me the parts of speech instead? I seem to be having some difficulty with that. ~ Pointy.png 16:55, 28 Yoon 2011
Well, I could try to be a deer and help you out, but I'm not that confident in my abilities, so. —rms talk 17:16, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I had to try. ~ Pointy.png 17:50, 28 Yoon 2011

Don't you want a boyfriend who's bat fuck insane like me?[edit]

I thought I'd stop by, just to add to this pages viewed count. Oh, and may I borrow a cup of lentils and a catamaran? Frunobulax was thinking about eating my slipper yesterday. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:30, 30 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you view, then. Do you like lentils? What about garbonzos? I have both, if you're interested... ~ Pointy.png 09:03, 1 Jumbly 2011
You mean garbanzos, right? Yeah, loves me them chick peas. Mostly, though, I need a catamaran. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 15:07, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Probably. Unfortunately I cannot help you with that, something about being fresh out. Sorry. Cat ate everything. Even the toaster. ~ Pointy.png 00:14, 2 Jumbly 2011
Better the cat ate it, than the historians... Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:05, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
What about the fishermen and the jugglers? ~ Pointy.png 03:31, 2 Jumbly 2011

WAE[edit]

is back!--Colonel Sanders 14:32, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Are you going to nominate most of my articles again? ~ Pointy.png 16:55, 2 Jumbly 2011
No. Maybe a few. But, I did nominate one of Gruntled's and my newest fail. What ye think?--Colonel Sanders 17:08, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
How bout this too?--Colonel Sanders 17:11, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Yes. ~ Pointy.png 03:40, 3 Jumbly 2011
Whan you gonna make the template for FDR?--Colonel Sanders 19:42, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Remind me... which template? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 19:45, 13 Jumbly 2011

The WAE winner one.--Colonel Sanders 20:09, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

The site is back up!!!![edit]

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!! Now EVERY page is back up, we have defeated Roberto!!!!

The site is back up!!!![edit]

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!!

If Illogi leaved here tomorrow

Would you still remember it?
For Rpberto must be travelling on now
There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now
And this wiki you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this wiki you cannot change
Lord knows It can't change
Lord, help me, It can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free wiki?

Yeah

This horrible copypasta message is brought to you by: - Another n00b 21:04, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Blimey. ~ Pointy.png 22:42, 9 Jumbly 2011

Could I[edit]

Could I have a copy of Cuntymints.pl in my userspace please? - Another n00b 17:48, 24 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Here you go. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) 00:22, 25 Jumbly 2011

Illogicopedian College Courses[edit]

I signed up for Economics. Will you take my tuition? And how much is the courseload? How many assignments, y'know? I would love to get my degree, but haven't the time to work more than a few times a week. And are the credits transferable?--Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune, bird fly high by the light of the moon... Respond 01:21, 26 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

The tuition goes into the large box over there that only vaguely resembles a cat, and most certainly isn't a cat. As for the courseload, who can say? You lot, that is, the first batch of students, you will be the first data in the experiment. Er, I mean... ~ Pointy.png 19:51, 26 Jumbly 2011

A reasonable Republican might run in the opposite direction. Good luck finding one.[edit]

So, how are things at Uncle Pete these days? I've been too lazy to check for myself. And I see they deleted their article on me though.--Colonel Sanders 15:08, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

They deleted a lot of articles. They tried to get me to help. This was the point when I realised how seriously broken my mind was. ~ Pointy.png 16:58, 9 Ergust 2011
Oh yes. Them huffers gotta stop it one of these days. It's just that sites like Uncle Pete don't attract good writers, ones that can write satir. It seems to attract those yungins who post everything they do on teh Facebook and teh Twitter, and their writing skills are poor. More so than mine. And I'm sure most of them are native engelsk speakers. I feel sorry for those articles that are burned. And the banning policy there seems to be on par with Conservapedia these days. Banhammering for bad writing?--Colonel Sanders 18:46, 9 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Hey, it used to attract them. Now everyone's got theories as to what's changed, and what's driving them off... but anywhere that allows people to post stuff will attract the poor ones - adolescents, you know? They think they are great and they expect others to think they are great, and that results in badity. Don't feel sorry for the burned, though; most were really rather terrible. I do look before I huff. And hey, if a one keeps putting forth bad writing without improving or working on what it has already put forth, that is cause for a ban just so they'll stop doing it. Causes more work to get rid of it otherwise, you know? ~ Pointy.png 17:41, 13 Ergust 2011
Yes. Adolescents? Is that all Petey can garner these days? No wonder so many articles are getting burned. Once upon a time Petey could garner intelligent folk like me, the ones who study politics for a living. I guess they really are justified. Chuck Norris "facts", libel pages calling each other "cunts", and all those other things typical of adolescents? I guess I understand.
And I'm an Uncyc admin now. But not that Uncyc though. THIS Uncyc. And someone ought to fix the link for it on the babel thing. The main page looks all screwy when I accessed it that way.--Colonel Sanders 21:52, 13 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Adolescents tend to be the bulk of a lot of things. Reign them in and learn them and as they grow up they can prove invaluable, however. Although as I recall, your articles weren't that great, either, mon... just saying. But most of the huffing is actually old stuff, anyhow. The sort that has accumulated over the years... slowly, ever so slowly, that folks almost fail to notice at all...
But, er... good job. And good luck, seriously. Which link on which babel thing, though? ~ Pointy.png 03:17, 14 Ergust 2011
Which ones? Though they probably weren't that great. And I shall work on providing a Simple Engrish misinformation source. Just all the babel links for the Simple English site. They go to simple.uncyc.org instead of simple.uncyclopedia.info. And this Uncyc is superior to the real one because, though it has a mere 50 articles, is Wikia-free. Thanks.--Colonel Sanders 03:38, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
I just wish Wikia were the most of Uncyclopedia's problems. As for unsimple's babel links, I'm still not sure what you're referring to. You mean the interwikis? On which wiki? ~ Pointy.png 07:19, 14 Ergust 2011

This and the Uncyclopedia Languages thingy on the main page of Uncle Pete. It's all screwed up.--Colonel Sanders 13:20, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Oh, you'd probably have to talk to carlb about that. Looks okay to me. O_o ~ Pointy.png 15:42, 14 Ergust 2011
Yeah, the link from Babel seems fine now, but the thing on Uncle Pete still seems not to redirect to the real site. Not sure why, but I'll take it up with Supreme Nacho Carl.--Colonel Sanders 18:21, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Hey Sweetheart[edit]

How's things? I think about you from time to time... hope things are > OK. Have you read Stream of Consciousness (Narrative)? I'm sort of proud of it, interested to know your opinion. cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 01:30, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Eh? May I remind you that Illogicopedia does not condone the use of the word "sweetheart" unless referring to His Highness Marshall B. Mathers IV. Otherwise it's a bit suspicious. Thank you.--Colonel Sanders 01:52, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
No. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 02:33, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
All right then. Forget mah blast of insanity.--Colonel Sanders 02:54, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
*stabs everyone involved* ~ Pointy.png 03:18, 14 Ergust 2011
*calls his granddaughter one of his daughters-in-law "sweetheart", stabs a total stranger, stuffs entire fanged ham down his throat* Ahem... Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 16:50, 17 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Mmm, ham... but you're a sweetheart yourself, you know. At least you seem to be. Here. ~ Pointy.png 18:25, 17 Ergust 2011
Ham indeed. Thanks for saying that about me. I like to think I am basically the same thing here as elsewhere... at least I make an honest effort. Even my sockpuppet is honest. I am, at least, not an old pervy dude or a philatelist. 24.61.112.73 05:26, 18 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Nor, thank goodness, are you yourself a ham, else I'd have to run for it for fear of fanging. So it is all quite fortunate. ~ Pointy.png 05:34, 18 Ergust 2011

Wanna delete stuff?[edit]

QD is a better choice than smoking your user page. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 16:12, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Oh, right, thanks. I forgot that existed. ~ Pointy.png 16:14, 14 Ergust 2011

What the hell?[edit]

Why did you delete Worst Article Ever!? I come back to uncyclpedia only for it to have been deleted about three months ago. What made it a warrant for deletion? - Another n00b 16:50, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

According to the deletion reason, it seemed like something you'd want to come back to. Apparently you came back to it, so I was right, or something. But anyway, you're banned there. You oughtn't be editing, as a user, ip, or even a slime mould, you know? Apparently you were editing it. ~ Pointy.png 16:55, 14 Ergust 2011
Could I have a copy back please? - Another n00b 17:53, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
You mean one here? ~ Pointy.png 18:26, 14 Ergust 2011
Yes, yes. - Another n00b 22:52, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
It's here. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png 03:11, 15 Ergust 2011

Just to clarify...[edit]

You are glad my new sig (which I'm still beta omega-testing) is less of a ripoff of your sigs, right? Or do you hate it? In any case, do you have any suggestions for it/idea of how it's going to work on Uncyc? ~[TheHappySpaceman] [thehappyspaceman] haskidnappedyourmum 08:40, 08/17/2011

P.S.- Why did you delete your userpage? It's odd. Odd is evil. (Weird, on the other hand, is good.) ~[TheHappySpaceman] [thehappyspaceman] haskidnappedyourmum 08:41, 08/17/2011
But it's still a ripoff of other folks' signatures. Those things are supposed to be personal, not... well, eh. And you can't make it work there because wikia doesn't have the in-page css thingy installed. Sorry.
And because I felt like it. ~ Pointy.png 16:17, 17 Ergust 2011
Whose sigs are you talking about, that you think my upcoming one is a ripoff of? I admit, I borrowed the "TheHappySpaceman/Dan the Hedgehog" part from Seppy's "Silent Penguin/Leave Me Alone," but I never seen anybody's sig that said "{{{username here}}} has kidnapped your mum." ~[thehappyspaceman] 18:12, 08/17/2011
Not that part, just all the formatting. All of it. >.< ~ Pointy.png 18:26, 17 Ergust 2011
Actually, you wrote the span.dannyboy CSS, and I borrowed the span.hedgehog CSS from Silent Penguin's sig. ~[thehappyspaceman] 21:33, 08/17/2011
And? ~ Pointy.png 22:35, 17 Ergust 2011
Mon, can you just bribe me and get on with it? ~ Pointy.png 22:42, 17 Ergust 2011
Giggity giggity goo. That is all. Maybe we should collab on an article sometime. (Also, y u no archive your talk page? It's too long.) ~[thehappyspaceman] 23:20, 08/17/2011
Damn. I was kind of hoping for something else. You know, like a dead bug or something. But sure, we could try. I'm not terribly good at this getting around to doing stuff business, but assuming I can pull that off, I'm open. And I'll get around to archiving my talkpage eventually, dammit. ~ Pointy.png 04:36, 18 Ergust 2011
Okay them. What type of collab? (I'm not good at coming up with articles, not counting that one that got featured.) ~[thehappyspaceman] 17:18, 08/18/2011
I don't know. I don't think I've ever taken part in a successful collaboration, save for that one time I took a sledgehammer to an existing collab on Uncyclopedia and beat it into shape, but it was basically already written at that point. I was just... removing most of it and rewriting the rest. And this was after another fellow or three had already removed a great deal and rewritten a great deal of what remained. o_O
Me, though, sometimes I can come up with ideas, but executing them is another matter entirely. Had an idea for a wanted poster or a lost pet poster a la all them folks 'searching for god', except in this case the god had literally run off or something. Not really sure what it'd look like, though. ~ Pointy.png 18:23, 18 Ergust 2011

Bullshit[edit]

Sorry to learn of the situation at Uncyc. It's disturbing to read some of the disrespectful shit being said to you, both on IRC and at Uncyc. I tired of that treatment some time ago, and don't really go back at all any more. 24.61.112.73 16:30, 18 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, man. And thank you for reminding me that I really don't have to put up with that. Pity I need you guys to keep reminding me at all, though. >.< ~ Pointy.png 18:20, 18 Ergust 2011

If I've done something wrong...[edit]

...cryptic messages and quick bans are not the way to help, no more than beating me with a ruler would teach me math.

Have a nice weekend. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 19:23, 19 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

But it's more fun. So why are you substing the thing, anyhow? ~ Pointy.png 20:34, 19 Ergust 2011

It's actually been 'broken' since 2007[edit]

But I suppose I'm the only one that was annoyed by the mixed VFH/VFF template kludging. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 12:56, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I doubt that. You're probably just the only one left who hasn't given up on it entirely. ~ Pointy.png 13:03, 25 Ergust 2011
On a completely unrelated note, what is it about this site that makes people allergic to archiving talk pages? Is Seppy infectious or what? ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 13:12, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Laziness is infectious. Although I plead lack of time. I always plead lack of time. But there's no time! NO TIME! *flails and runs away* ~ Pointy.png 13:48, 25 Ergust 2011