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Hmm. Has anyone been caught? -— Athyria 19:07, 9 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

They thought they caught the cat, but it turned out to be a swarm of flying pink mice. Or whatever you call a group of those things. Flying pink mice are very versatile, but also very dangerous. Beware. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 22:07, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Against my better judgement, I went ahead and restarted the Converter, whereby to forcibly convert our enemies to the Faith of the Rekaizumptive. Oh, the gnashing of teeth shall be painfully audible and glorious. They will beg on their knees for sweet relief. Money shall flow from their pockets into ours. Snowflake will no longer smell like a dog. 12:47, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

It's not the mice tat did it, is it? -— Athyria 20:29, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Eupocalith

I hate bothering you with this again, but Eupocalith can't get is account to work because it is now deactivated. Could you look into when you get the time or get one of the vamps to check it out? @Marzipan (talk) 06:50, 9 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Please keep bothering me with it. Until we get in a proper fix, it's the only way to get folks what they need. So thank you. I'll take care of it as soon as I sober up. -— Athyria 18:47, 9 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Again, I'm sorry, but Colonel Sanders is having the same issue. Thanks in advance for looking into it. You have always been such a big help to this site. @Marzipan (talk) 01:24, 14 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Okay, so apparently the damn WMF imbeciles REMOVED all the possible info text around the login form and that's why we're suddenly having this problem. This included the message that told users that this might happen and what to do about it. I'ma try to get that fixed. In the meantime, could you tell people they need to recreate their accounts if they have problems? Still let me know, please, but if they haven't made a new account, there is absolutely nothing I can do as is. -— Athyria 16:52, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Sure, I'll let them know if the problem comes up. @Marzipan (talk) 23:22, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Excuse my butting in, but do you have any idea why it's possible to recreate accounts under the correct name on Uncyclopedia but not here? If anything, it should be the other way round, since Uncyclopedia, unlike Illogicopedia, still has access to the relevant user tables, so on Uncyclopedia there is no excuse to allow something like, say, this to happen. (The account was created by Cat the Colourful. Now, obviously Spike will never log into that wiki at the rate things are going, but you get the point--it's just an example.) ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 21:58, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Account creation of that sort is blocked on uncyclopedia because users can import their accounts; that some got past it was due to a bug. On the other hand, importing is no longer possible here, so accounts need to be recreated. Unfortunately the directions telling users to do so were removed in mw 1.23, so we've had some trouble there, too. -— Athyria 22:49, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

My account

Hey Athyria, I've noticed that ever since the server move, a lot of people have lost access to their accounts. I'm no exception, unfortunately. My username is User:Mortalmm000 and I think I've forgotten my password, not that it matters. Complaining to you seems to have worked for other users so hopefully it'll also work for me. 120.56.171.123 14:19, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, the account data was lost - a bit unfortunate since we tried so hard to actually preserve it this time, but when the host won't cooperate, there's not much you can do. Anyway, please go to Special:CreateAccount and try to recreate your account (with the same name). If the same name doesn't work, just use something slightly different; either way let me know when you've done that and I'll then be able to reassign all your edits, any permissions you might have had, and the proper name if needed. -— Athyria 17:15, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Well, I've recreated my account, but yeah, couldn't do it with the original name. Anyways, you'll know which one it is by the sig, so do whatever you want with it. Mortalmm0rpg (talk) 19:32, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Agh, that's unfortunate, but good to know. Thanks.

Anyway, I've renamed your account back the way it was supposed to be and reassigned all the edits and stuff. You should now be able to log in as Mortalmm000 again. -— Athyria 20:11, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

I am still Colonel Sanderss. --Colonel Sanderss (talk) 00:19, 21 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Agh, crap, did I forget to actually run yours? Sorry. Doing. -— Athyria 00:34, 21 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

And done. You'll probably need to login again. -— Athyria 00:42, 21 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

User:Kiko4564

Having trouble reusing my old account, may you please fix it back up for me? Thanks! That troll again from simple (talk) 20:41, 7 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

You should now be able to log in as Kiko4564. -— Athyria 21:02, 7 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

Ill gotten gains

Good news, everyone! I converted my sister-in-law to my pseudo-faith with such underhanded finesse that I am wicked proud of myself. She is now an Apprentice Goddess, working her way towards a business degree. When the badgers stop singing, I'm going out for hot and sour soup. Cheers, with love to you and your imaginary cats, 01:29, 18 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

Wooof. I have to tell you I'm quite glad to hear this. I'd go on, but I've forgotten what I was going to say. You'll have to speak for the both of us. You, or whoever wanders through. -— Athyria 06:27, 18 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

P00psicle old account

P00psicle wants to know if you can get his old account up and running again. Thanks in advance for looking into it. I hope you are doing well. @Marzipan (talk) 05:23, 14 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Done. -— Athyria 19:03, 15 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Take notice, padawan.

Special:RecentChanges - they got some real stamina for spamming the hell out of this place. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:04, 19 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Argh. -— Athyria 21:53, 19 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

DEAR SIR OR MADAM

I HAVE RETURNED TO FIND THE SITE NO LONGER COUGHING UP BLOOD, may I have my account restored please? --Flyingidiot (talk) 00:04, 18 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)

I would just like to state for the record that I am massively confused at the moment, but also totally on it. Should be done before the day is out. Yes. -— Athyria 04:28, 18 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)

And done. If I messed anything up, please tell me, and feel free to hit me with this conveniently placed giant plastic... rod. -— Athyria 23:59, 18 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)

Pure, unadulterated praise of you

Wow I just now read your Nightmare article and re-read the Ariss pages. Those are really deep stuff...I cant find words for description. Those pages are actually so dreamlike and surreal. Dark yet somehow comforting in the knowledge that this is what we really are deep down. That idea of a dreaming machine (Ariss) attached to some unknown secret government test subject's brain and creating dreams and nightmares...that idea of a Thing That Cannot Be greeting the silent dreamer upon truly Waking...that's just deep beyond words, deeper than even conscious thoughts.

I'm not being sarcastic or illogical this time...you are an utter, extreme genius to have been able to write this.

Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|^BOINC! 11:40, 6 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Thanks, man. Those two ain't all me, though. Ellemerr wrote most of the Nightmare one, as the dreamer that she is, and the Ariss was built up of pieces of a bunch of things several folks wrote. But perhaps that's how the best things come about - people collaborate, build off each other, make new and amazing things not by trying to keep everyone out, but by throwing what they've got out into the world for everyone else to use, too. -— Athyria 23:52, 6 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

On second thoughts you also seem a kinda scary guy. I found out your site of artwork thru searching for Ellemer and they are, to put it in a word, coldly alien...deep and darkly beautiful but alien. This is scary. Woah.

Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|^BOINC! 14:16, 7 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Scary? Cool! Thanks, man! We aim for... lots of things, really, but scary is always a good one. -— Athyria 20:34, 7 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

User:That troll again from simple

Please can you delete it as it's a userspace page I made? Kiko4564 (talk) 14:56, 1 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Done. -— Athyria 19:57, 1 Arche 2015 (UTC)

My dog gots a itchy face

It's an ill wind the evil bean feeds. 15:33, 2 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Um... hmmm. I suggest drugs. For you. Nice, happy drugs. I want drugs. -— Athyria 23:03, 11 Arche 2015 (UTC)

This coming harvest looks to be grand. My son keeps showing me pics of the plants, because I can't make it up the stairs most days. The small bud leaves look like someone covered them with sugar crystals, a sure sign of high potency. So, I've been thinking happy thoughts about you, and hope this missive finds you hale and well met among your selves. 17:06, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Maaaan. That sounds awesome. And yay for pictures. The missive finds me split in twain and wondering where they all wandered off to, but aaaay. Also I might be in what might be your area sometime in may. I dunno, but if so, would you and your cats tolerate an invasion? -— Athyria 22:42, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Eep! No, the cats would never tolerate another cat. Even a bobcat. Frunobulax even less so. Make a wish, punch a fish. How's Wikia treating you? Can you get me a consultancy there? Will they pay me in wiki tokens?. I miss your "interesting" contributions and your blindfolded face. 13:02, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Aww. Maybe they need an acclimation. Ordered any office chairs lately? Wikia ain't treating me anyhow. There's not exactly an avoidance in order, but I'm pretending to be a wikipedian these days while in reality doing basically nothing. It's good fun, and sorry for being lazy, but laaaaazy. -— Athyria 20:21, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

As kaizum-meister of this here property, I have declared a moratorium on all immigration. No more mammals! By doing nothing, do you mean doing nothing productive or nothing in the sense of Zen nothingness? And please don't apologise for being lazy. I reckon that I am lazier than you. 03:33, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)

What about plants? I'm... uh... sometimes I make things that make other people productive. So I have no idea! The plants all think I'm terrible and killing them, though. With laze. LAAAAAZE. Maybe you are, but maybe you aren't. -— Athyria 22:31, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hello.

I just came by to say hi.--Estero (talk) 03:54, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

I'm not here. You can't see me. I'm inviiiiisible. YONTS. -— Athyria 04:46, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

...I mean, hi. -— Athyria 04:47, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Martenelli's, anyone?

Herro derr. I am new to this Bedlam website (sorry, is this part of the D***W**?), so please: berate me. I am a douchebag because I'm from Los Angeles, Shinjiku prefecture, United Kingdom, Venus. Thanks and bleh. User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Snarfism.

Greetings, strangernitchen. I will berate you with this carbon noodle, and then you will tell me all the secrets about your old signs. Please and thank you. I have nothing useful to add, I'm afraid, being a passed out wikipedian. -— Athyria 22:44, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Spigerian? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:49, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Iberian moose. -— Athyria 20:22, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Big Brrother 2015

It's starting tomorrow and we need one more contestant! Just checked Special:ActiveUsers and saw you there. Could you please join? Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:39, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

+1 for Athyria. We'll promise cake and pie if you join. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:51, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I'm not active. Really. -— Athyria 20:22, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Anyway, can you please sodomize that article there? ---> Wedding It's been hanging around for days. Gracias. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

You want me to stick a penis in it? -— Athyria 01:06, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)

If that's your vision of sodomy, then yes, by all means do so. Gruntled didn't want to fornicate with the article, and I'm waiting on Awesomedecks to respond if he's up for it or not, and XY007 is a mink, so all that's left is you. --->Wedding. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 22:34, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I'm no good at fornicating with anything, I'm afraid. I suggest... borrowing things from other articles, or something. Good luck, and please don't give up, and when you get attacked by sentient porridges, please, please do not blame me. It was only one porridge anyway. -— Athyria 22:34, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Unclassified document

This here document is unclassified because it's simply a declaration of my love for those parts of you that are insane. Not that I don't respect your sane parts. Some of those are downright sexy. (shit... hope that didn't come out as creepy, being a geezer). I tried shipping a grizzly bear to you last week, but the guy at the post office told me I couldn't, because all I had was an email address. They wouldn't even post it on your talk page. Outrageous. 02:49, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)

What? Never! I was gonna do just the same, but the bear ate everybody in border control and now he has been placed in a zoo. Nevermind, here's a picture:

Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:04, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Clearly it's time for a jailbreak. Who wants to help me terrorize the locals with some non-native wildlife? How long would all these things even last around here? -— Athyria 17:34, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I couldn't tell you until I finished my experiments, but now we can do it with any kind of fanged meats you desire. I can make them in less than a week, and they come out ready for action. I also have some bat fuck artilery from Operation Swampass. 01:49, 19 Aym 2015 (UTC)

SOMEONE'S ALIVE!

All other admins are dead. Thank god that there still is someone!

Also, can you add a link mentioned in MediaWiki talk:Sidebar to MediaWiki:Sidebar? And change MediaWiki:Nstab-special to 'Magic!'? And change MediaWiki:Group-checkuser to 'Stalkers'? And change MediaWiki:Group-checkuser-member to 'Stalker'? Please? These are just my thoughts, but please tell me if you decline or I think that you're dead. Iamawesome  T | C | U  18:14, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

--Nerd's talk, he seems to be dead

Um, I'm not sure what to make of this. Is it a good idea? Do you have pie? Where am I and how did I get here? -— Athyria 16:26, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I have pie. It's in the fridge. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:12, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Is it alive? -— Athyria 21:35, 3 Aym 2015 (UTC)

If it was alive, then I would have thrown it away. It's apple pie and definitely not alive XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:00, 3 Aym 2015 (UTC)

We need to fix that. Animate that pie. Animate it and rue the... apples. -— Athyria 05:59, 6 Aym 2015 (UTC)

An Appeal From the Xappa

Hulloes! I was told by the good User:XY007 to appeal to you to return me my User:Xappa account. I have been without it for many a month and year. It seems I was lost, as the swimming antelope often is, in the great Illogicopedia changey thing that happened not too long ago. Anyway, it would be great if you could get back to me on dat sometime. Tank ewe, and goode nyght! I have sleepies. --98.179.5.140 06:00, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Okay, no problem. I just need you to make a new account and poke me here, and then I'll rename it back to 'Xappa' (if needed) and reattach your old edits and stuff to the new one. Also, if you try making recreating it with the same name directly, please let me know if it doesn't work. -— Athyria 16:25, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Marzipan told me to talk to you

Could you make plainlinks actually plain? So sourcecode a page with a link and then add the code to MediaWiki:vector.css with the selector .plainlinks a. think u can do it? Iamawesome  T | C | U  18:11, 14 Aym 2015 (UTC) OK, becuz j00 are lazy then heres the code for vector skin: .plainlinks a { text-decoration: none; color: #0645ad; background: none } .plainlinks a:visited { color: #0b0080 } .plainlinks a:active { color: #faa700 } .plainlinks a:hover,a:focus { text-decoration: underline } I use vector but when I can then I'll check it for monobook too, cuz noone uses modern/cologneblue anymoar. Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:53, 15 Aym 2015 (UTC) Ello? Can j00 hear me? monobook's link color scheme is the same of vector's. Therefore you can coopy it straight into MediaWiki:common.css. JUST DEW IT!!!! Iamawesome  T | C | U  18:46, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC) I hear you. It's just we rarely get users wanting us to change something to the skins. It is not exactly a problem that gets brought up. Also, I'm not exactly the most skilled tech guy at this site. Athyria usually handles the codes and whatnot. —Marzipan (talk) 05:30, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Aaagh, what, this seriously confused me. Quit just quoting things and dumping the entire thing here! I mean, it makes sense in theory, but I keep looking at the timestamps and thinking the server's exploding before finally realising what's going on.

Anyway, as for the topic itself, the css that would accurately do as described would probably be as follows, placed in the relevant css pages:

/* Vector */
.mw-body .plainlinks a.external {
	color: #0645AD;
}
.mw-body .plainlinks a.external:visited {
	color: #0B0080;
}

/* MonoBook */
#bodyContent .plainlinks a.external {
	color: #5A3696;
}
#bodyContent .plainlinks a.external:visited {
	color: #002BB8;
}

But do we really want to do that? The 'plain' here seems to be referring to the decoration being removed; just because we don't want the decor for whatever reason doesn't mean we don't want people to still be able to tell it's not an ordinary link. If we want to stealth the links for whatever reason, too, shouldn't that perhaps have a different class? -— Athyria 06:13, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Hm.. maybe... yeah lets just make a 'ninjalinks' class so we can I'll batch up some CSS to make all external links that point to http://en.illogicopedia.org/(whatever) look internal. Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:15, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Here.

a.external[href^="http://en.illogicopedia.org"] {
    /* code */
}

Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:33, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Done. Probably. May take some time for the caches to update. -— Athyria 18:54, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Knee jerk reaction to having seen your sig a little while ago

So, I miss you. Not as much as I'd miss my wife, were she you, and I I. Then I never would never have met her IRL, nor she, I. After 31 years of wedded bliss, which somehow wouldn't have happened until maybe 2008, I'd miss her something fierce. Not to in any way detract from the qualitative and quantitative attributes of how much I've missed you, of course. I think of you fondly, as I think of a friend I lost touch with long ago. She, in some ways similar to you, was a pistol. I think that means like, a live wire, or a crack up or something.

Too bad I'm too gimped up for Boston ComiCon this year. Of course, I'd only go if they were doing the Aqua Teen thing. I'm not really interested in comics.

So, I've begun to cook Asian again. It's a thing I used to do, a phase that my family would endure. Actually, they've always said they liked my Asian inspired cooking, and it does get better every time I go through the phase. This time, though, it's serious. I cooked a dish which I thought was delicious. First time I not only liked it, but enjoyed it immensely. Been experimenting a little, using fresh ingredients... got three solid fans... things are happening... in my elbows, in my amygdala, my pinkie fingers... no flatulence involved, thank the gods... no porn either.

So, bring chairs and hard ciders, and I'll show up. (kaizum me) 05:20, 3 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I love you fiercely, as others may do too. Even when only a memory, the memories hold and shape. You know? I hope you know. You probably do. She would know, certainly. -— Athyria 19:27, 6 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

A belch is as good as a nudge. I thank you for the fierce love, as that's how I take it. I will keep and hold it dear until cats stop pooping, and I no longer need to clean the litter box. (kaizum me) 03:18, 7 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Athyria! What is! How pleasure! Butch Fredhelm! Great See! Keep good! Dungeon yogurt! Oh ho!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:29, 6 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Duckman! How's your head? -— Athyria 20:51, 6 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Teh caput of duckage! I relish having a bit of your nonsense on my takl phage. Monkeys broke my rhythm, but the Blarney Stone mimics, monkeys in a pinch. Cheers! (kaizum me) 03:18, 7 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

It's like old home week for weirdos... I'm loving it. Not McDonald's, certainly. Not after my last bout of food poisoning at Burger King. Cheap food indeed. All that crap is right out for me. I'm on a cooking thing lately, anyway. A fascination with Southeast Asian foods, as I like them. The restaurant I used to favor claimed a cooking style similar to good quality outdoor stalls you'd find in the bigger cities in that part of the world. I made a pretty good nam prik aung, sort of Thai style. I was pretty happy with it, as was my wife who loves this food as much. Last dish, which was my first on this round of renewed interest in cooking and eating, was a nice Hoisin pork sir fry affair. It took me three tries to perfect it. Gonna make that again soon. (kaizum me) 03:18, 7 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

*removes head and inspects it* Hhmm. Definitely a head. *sniffs disembodied head* ....Smells like reptiles.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 16:11, 7 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Intriguing. *puts a hat on in to experiment* -— Athyria 14:05, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

We're all here, except those who aren't. Time for a right ruddy party, methinks. And man, the food... I wish I could make that crap. Love it. Too lazy usually, wrong ingredients the other times, and then when I even have them, something else happens. Which is often delicious. I need to cook more. You're making me hungry. -— Athyria 14:05, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

It's great, except I can never predict when I will be up to cooking. Unless I haven't run out of my prescription for "breakthrough pain"'. Good news, everyone! My doctor retired. My wife is pretty sure his replacement will be a whole lot better. Looking forward to my appointment. (kaizum me) 15:30, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Painkillers are amazing. I hope she's very right. -— Athyria 03:23, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Just took some. Looking forward to a good night's sleep. My new doc is a he, and for an odd reason, I feel good that he's Chinese. I remain a doofus. (kaizum me) 02:23, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I'd be worried if you ever stopped. -— Athyria 23:54, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I mightn't have known you that well, but you certainly are a rare specimen, much like the spotted honking turtle. ~ Good tidings! ~ 17:59, 7 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Man, that's... really sweet. Would you like some sauce? Only maybe for the turtles, of course. Can't be too ambiguous. -— Athyria 14:05, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

What's all this, then? Turtles? Scandalous! (kaizum me) 15:30, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

YES. ALL THE TURTLES. Spotted turtles, swimming turtles, snapping ghost turtles, turtles out for vengeance, end of the world turtles... oh gods, we're all going to die. Of turtles! -— Athyria 03:23, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

2+2=5's profile page

Hey, do you have any idea why 2+2=5's profile page refuses to load? He told me that this has been going on for over a month now. —Marzipan (talk) 22:41, 8 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

It's the DPL call, which probably no longer works for reasons, not in the least because DPL is horrible. I'ma go ahead and kill that. Another sysadmin just had to kill the backend call for me after I tried to load the page as is. And then he had to kill it again when I accidentally loaded the page again. Er. -— Athyria 03:19, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

It's all greet (my father couldn't say Greek; he said "Greet") to me. (kaizum me) 13:41, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Mamy nanks, Athyria. I am forever in your sacrificial debt after you so graciously roared my lost cause. *flies away into the mist* 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 20:42, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I accept goat skulls and moss samples. -— Athyria 21:23, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

De nada. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 00:29, 10 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

...I love you, man. -— Athyria 15:34, 10 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

¡Te quiero también! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 21:24, 10 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Fnord. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:23, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

The Finns want in

Could you weigh in on this please? Frunobulax has been wanting to learn Finnish, and this would be a perfect opportunity. Thanks. (kaizum me) 23:04, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Commented, also pointed ashley at it as resident finnish sysadmin/whatever the crap. Not that he even has an account here either. -— Athyria 23:50, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Also, could you help with this?

Well, not this, but that. I'm not sure what this user means, or how to help them. Would you fill me in as well, so that I may get one step closer to the magnificence and splendor that is your userness. (kaizum me) 23:18, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

They might be asking for a rename without actually specifying what they want to be renamed to. It's possible they think some users can rename themselves as a trivial thing, but that's really not the case. -— Athyria 23:52, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

FC/Kahuna

Hola, mi comadre. As you may know, I won IOTM for... some month starting with an a. But, despite my winning the award, I was not made a Phantom! Can you please give me the rollback ability I was supposed to have been granted a few months ago? Please? *makes the Puss in Boots face* 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 21:37, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Done. You are now two phantoms. I'm not sure what's going on and I can't get into the server to find out for some reason, let alone fix that. So eh. Yeah! -— Athyria 22:24, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Je t'aime, mon ami! I am now even more in your sacrificial debt. Anything I can get you? BTW I met Isarra. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 22:39, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

You can drink this frappuccino for me. You met Isarra, did you? Where was this? -— Athyria 22:46, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I met her on MediaWiki. I would say that she's a combination of TrippyFower and XY007 in terms of behavior. Also, she taught me how to do this text shadow you see right now.

2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 23:11, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Pears. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:37, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PEARS MEME!? 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 23:39, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

As in teh soap. 202.142.129.178 01:20, 29 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

WHAT? -— Athyria 23:57, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

mw.org? What? WHAT? WHERE? -— Athyria 23:57, 25 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

THE COUNTRY IS IN DANGER! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:25, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

THIS WIKI IS FUCKED!!! LOG OUT FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PEARS!!! OH THE HUE-MANATEE!!! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:04, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

At least it's smaller now. -— Athyria 01:13, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Current

True, that. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:16, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

!!!!!!!!!!!! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:37, 26 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Anyway, I also discovered that Illogicopedia has a Skype account. It's from Great Britain, so I'm guessing it is (or was) run by either Hindleyite of Testostereich. Fnurdle. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 19:26, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Or Seppy. -— Athyria 01:16, 29 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Athyria/Gruntled/Mars Cadbury/Nerd42/Readmesoon: US, MrMetalFLower/Silent Penguin/Hindleyite: UK, there were others too but they were lost in teh server move. 202.142.129.178 01:20, 29 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

This is just a general question, Athyria: do you like pasta? 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 21:51, 4 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Pasta yes. Pasto no. -— Athyria 03:49, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Ramshackle Perfidy Gnostics

They're asking for asylum again. I keep telling their foreign minister that there is no room for weirdo nudists who think it's OK to be naked any time and any place. There's also the high incidence of hazelnut addiction among their youth. The most recent meeting went horribly awry right from the start. The bakers union complained that nobody appreciated their herculean efforts in producing 35,000 flawless quarter-pound green rosettes for Congressional Muffins and Technology TED talk. Upon hearing of this, former Senator Larry Craig threw his support behind other closeted gay politicians who pushed anti-gay legislation to throw off the scent. (kaizum me) 14:16, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

We need to stop all this nonsense talk and start addressing the real issue and that real issue is basil poisoning. Thousands of dead people die every day and hour and minute because of basil poisoning. Call the CDC and tell them you want your basil fresh and not poisoned. They will tell you like it is, "Look all that basil is gonna poison you regardless of how much poison is in it because basil is POISONOUS." I'll tell you once, folks. I tell you ONE THOUSAND TIMES. Basil = poison, and y'all gonna die.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:02, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

*waves a torch* -— Athyria 16:12, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yer both nutso. The pork is obvious. I had basil with my eggs yesterday, and I feel fine. Irregardless, I invite you both to give me a great big hug during the next algal bloom. Thank you for your support. (kaizum me) 17:23, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Just as long as it's glowing, I'll stop by with some metal shavings, and my basil plant says hi as well. -— Athyria 20:27, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Oooo, never cooked with fresh basil before. I'll disarm the bear traps and leave the back door open for you. (kaizum me) 02:03, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Better set that plant on fire if you know what's good for you. All the basil is poison.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:22, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You burn this, I burn you. This baby's for eating, baby. Also mind the raccoon traps. Those are a bit better hidden these days. -— Athyria 15:26, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

*grabs torch from Athyria* It's time to burn the crop. *bursts into flames* CURSES! I knew it was a bad idea to shower in kerosene this morning!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:22, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

AGH! NO! NOT IN THE WAX DAFFODILS! -— Athyria 14:51, 13 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Getting back to Gnostics... they're whom the bear traps are set for. (kaizum me) 22:52, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Pointlessly I saw... the green minks. Miekia. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:27, 13 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I think we're all too blind. I don't even know what those are. Have they gotten to me? -— Athyria 14:51, 13 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Dear Miss JavaScript...

Have you noticed that the contribution counter does not work anymore on the navigation popups? It is replaced with a highly vague '..'. Please fix it, if you can, as I am forever useless with JS. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:02, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

We need to update mw. Once we do that it should start working again. And this should even happen at some point soonish I think? I'm not entirely sure.

Meantime you could find an old revision for me that actually works with mw1.23 (we're just pulling from enwp as I recall), and then I could stuff the contents of that in the gadget here. -— Athyria 13:51, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

This is a big fat guess, but I picked out [1]. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:20, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Okay. -— Athyria 20:26, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Actually it looks like some idiot just pasted in all the contents back in 2011 and that was why it wsn't working. A straight include seems to work now. Tell me if it isn't, and we'll use the oldid you found. -— Athyria 20:36, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yey, it's going good now. Woo, edit counters! Shiny... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:41, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

We should upgrade to 1.25. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:58, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

This is scheduled to happen after the switch to nginx. Which was supposed to happen by this month. Er. -— Athyria 00:39, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Something funky is going on with your signature...

It could also be my laptop, but anywhere your signature is, it has a bunch of css all over it. I could not see where the input was wrong (or if there even was a wrong input in the first place) based on what I could see, but it's making everything look weird. I don't know if this is because of Illogicopedia being a little weird again or something else, but I just wanted to point it out.

Also, can you recommend music for me to listen to over at Forum:2+2=5 rates the music you tell him to listen to because he is bored of the music he has already.? I'd really appreciate it. Thanks! 4x4=12 (talk) 02:09, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

The first thing is just a random parse/cache bug. Purge the page if you see it and it should fix itself.

As for the second, I know nothing of music. I intend to find some new music myself sometime in the next 20 years. -— Athyria 19:23, 31 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'm a spatula. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:11, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Spatulas are very important. I have dedicated not one, but two deities to spatulas already. -— Athyria 19:23, 31 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'm a teaspoon. Do you not listen to music then? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:25, 31 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Sure I do. I'm just very lazy. -— Athyria 22:59, 31 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

@4x4=12: Sometimes that'll happen when a page is interrupted during loading. Try doing a hard refresh (CTRL+F5 in some browsers, or just hold down SHIFT and hit the reload button). If it persists, a screenshot (and link to the page in question) would be nice. Blottobot (talk)

I thought it was funny that you're a bot Blottobot, so your edits don't show up in RecentChanges. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:13, 31 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Thanks Blottobot. Everything's back to normal. 00:17, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

OK. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:35, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Spatula! It's a better word than even "gazebo"! I am very impressed by your two-dedication spatularity, young miss. (kaizum me) 16:22, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Miss?!?!?! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:08, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

HAI FRUMPLES! -— Athyria 23:12, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I just read your article: Madness.

I absolutely love the way you transcended the concept of madness that really hits that note of insanity in such a deliberately worded manner. I read it again and again, comparing this to a philosophical work of sorts. I know I sound like I reviewing a book or essay, but the way madness was worded and structured after you came in and made it... It was brilliant. I don't think my philosophy teacher could create something like that for the sake of illogic and insanity. The macabre, the darkness, the chilling-ness...

When was the last time you made an article? 01:27, 20 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Man, glad you like it. I'm always aspiring to do as well as others who have made their own brands of madness. Aspiring and making, a same same, but different. I don't even know. A while? I'm trying to write a whole damn story now and it a bit boggling. -— Athyria 02:25, 28 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

I don't know the password

Please send me the password. :(

Please tell me know you are and I can jigger you an account. -— Athyria 02:21, 28 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Sometimes even the surface web has its mysteries.

String.fromCharCode.apply(null, ('657478737846826968796745837447475880848472'.match(/.{1,2}/g))).split().reverse().join(); 

First off, do you have any idea as to what in God's green earth this piece of code is supposed to do? The most I know is that it's Unicode because of the "string.fromCharCode.apply" part, but other than that, it looks like coherent nonsense.

I'm actually fearful of what it would be. I found it here whilst browsing the internets, and now that I think about, the fact that this piece of code has is on its own webpage seems to make it a bit shady.

If this is malicious code, I NEVER KNEW IT WAS. 01:53, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Adding to its mystery the fact that it is somehow connected to Heroku.com, a place for app developers. Is there any direct connection to Unicode and the development of apps?

You know, I don't know. That's some regex there or something, doing... something. And then there's some something. Um. -— Athyria 02:27, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Also I apparently can't actually click those links. It doesn't work. Um. Interesting? -— Athyria 02:28, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Person way smarter than I am has answers:

[02:30:03] <wctaiwan> so it's some kind of coding challenge thing
[02:30:15] <wctaiwan> obfuscated, obviously
[02:30:43] <wctaiwan> String.fromCharCode.apply(null, ('657478737846826968796745837447475880848472'.match(/.{1,2}/g))) is equivalent to String.fromCharCode('657478737846826968796745837447475880848472'.match(/.{1,2}/g))
[02:31:05] <wctaiwan> '657478737846826968796745837447475880848472'.match(/.{1,2}/g) is a regex thing that returns an array of numbers that map to ASCII character codes
[02:31:17] <wctaiwan> which the function then turns into 'AJNIN.REDOC-SJ//:PTTH'
[02:31:33] <wctaiwan> the rest is fairly trivial. Do a bunch of string ops to decode the URL.
[02:32:17] <wctaiwan> it's a company called taboola trying to hire js people, apparently.

He later amended that he'd initially mixed up how apply() works and that it would actually be the array results of the regex that became the parameters in the fromCharCode(), but you get the gist. -— Athyria 02:47, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

I was legitimately hoping that this code would have had far more meaning to it than a stupid gimmick for hiring JavaScript people at a content marketing company.

I'm really, really sorry for wasting your time (if I did, that is). I really thought the code would bear more meaning to it than it actually does. I guess my budding interest for coding got the best of me (even though I don't know the first thing about JS except recognizing its structure).

Erm, one more thing: Seppy has got me on a edge a bit. S/he said that s/he'll "round up the illuminati to pick a suitable number of victims for the hat" after (please don't judge me) I requested to become admin. I provided a rather lengthy and logical rationale as to why I should be admin (and it's definitely not to be cool and above regular users; go here to see my true (albeit benevolent) intentions of adminship), but so far there hasn't been any sign of an attempt to do so.

Later on, Hindleyite told me to report to his office immediately. He said he liked my spunk, whatever the hell that means.

In sum, I suck. 05:47, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Dude, learn code. js might be a good place to start just because there is such a huge market for it, but do you know any projects you'd like to hack at/contribute to? If so, clone their code and try to do stuff to it! They might be able to help you, too. Like mw could always use more stuff. I dunno how old you are or stuff, but there's also official-like programs for people to get money and mentorship...

And, er, if you do stuff and aren't apt to ruin anything, adminship is a reasonable request, especially as it's needed anyhow. But they'll sort it out. Just let them. -— Athyria 23:55, 12 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Could it be an online summer job of sorts once I become better at HTML and CSS before I can move on to JavaScript? I mean, I'm 15, so I'm not free to do whatever I want (especially on the internet of all places). It's just like when I realized there's summer jobs at Amoeba Music in Hollywood but I have to be 18+ and very very well-rounded in music. VERY well-rounded. At that moment my dreams of being surrounded by millions of CDs, LPs, movies, books, graphic novels, music posters, rare musical items, band shirts, occasional live venues, and amazing people were all crushed and thrown into oblivion. Working for MediaWiki, however, sounds fantastic.

I have been doing a ton of HTML and CSS copypasta here in Illogicopedia. I also mess around with it, learning basic inputs in the process, but probably not the full extent of it, since the HTML of the WikiSphere is a slightly more simplified version than the original HTML developed for making basic websites (which I would use little of; I'd use Ruby instead if I knew it).

Due to your encouragement, I've returned to Codecademy for my HTML classes.

In sum, I am discombobulated by the weird animal cries of Michael Jackson on an off day in Devon. 05:29, 13 Arply 2016 (UTC)

Yay! And, well, there's google code in sometimes, which is for high school students-ish. Once you hit university you could do a GSoC project. I dunno about jobs, though. Never was any good at that stuff. You could get more well-rounded if you try with anything, potentially.

In general for mw this category is full of pages that should be good for getting you started: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Category:New_contributors Working with existing code should be a good way to learn, too, since you can both copy&paste and also just see what other people did already. Dim sum. Good luck! -— Athyria 16:30, 17 Arply 2016 (UTC)

As gatz gatz, so gatz the strogatz

Having had a one-celled Hammond organism attached to my uvula, I can say with experience and confidence that you ought to have one installed for yourself. It would free up one of your arms to manage corned beef hashing, and that would please Frunobulax. Please reply within three weeks in order to ensure your eligibility for the booby prize, which is unrelated to breasts or birds. Embrace your inner crocodile and live the dream while dreaming. Insert not galvanized appliance brackets into historical prats. Cancel monument smelling for Tuesday; apply Britishness liberally. (kaizum me) 03:03, 29 Arply 2016 (UTC)

All I can really say for sure is that without a proper installation of goats, no amount of other organisms can resolve the underlying shrubbery problem. Is it a booby trap or a booby moose? 63.228.68.41 15:34, 30 Arply 2016 (UTC)

It it, in fact, Moose Boobies. Underlying shrubbery aside, perhaps one or more of these natural wonders of natural engineering may become the base of an article... in fact, yes, it will. 50.153.134.99 23:27, 30 Arply 2016 (UTC)

I fed the shrubbery coffee. I sort of apologise, but only sort of. If it gets too big we can install a goat shrine, I suppose?

Also yay articles. Yay boobies. Yaaaay moose. I like moose. -— Athyria 05:05, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

I miss our long talks into the evening about how we flagellate ourselves with live eels while listening to late 70s disco. (kaizum me) 19:37, 9 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Yes. If we had better timing, IRC could rekindle even some propositions of dissections. I wonder. I suppose it's a lot of things, really. Strogatz? -— Athyria 20:01, 9 Aym 2016 (UTC)

My dad was first generation French-Canadian, so he didn't learn to read English until he was 18 when he joined the Air Force. He'd invented or borrowed words over the years, and for laughs, would imitate the priests doing the old-fashioned Latin mass, except instead of Latin, it was gibberish... albeit gibberish some people mistook for a real language. I can't do it justice, but suffice it to say it was hilarious. One of his favorite non-words was "strogatz". Another thing he'd say when he'd warn you not to strain yourself picking something up was, "don't pull your guts". Between my brother and I, it became "gatz". Yesterday I texted my brother, saying I'd pulled my guts hunting mastodon. Today we discussed what to do with the hide. We agreed it would make a great covering for Japanese tatami mats for flooring.

So he kept the non-words and reused them consistently? That takes skill. Did he have stories? Would he tell them half in gibberish for effect? Why mastodon in particular? You bring those up a lot. -A

Anyway, a guitarist named Pat Metheny did an album called, "As falls Witchita, so falls Witchita Falls"... not my favorite, but definitely a top ten album name IMHO. That's where the title for this section came from; an amalgamation of my dad's "wisdom" and that title. I am in the market for a new computer, an Apple, since I can do it. I've been using an ancient Macbook, which is to say, I haven't been online much because it's unbelievably slow. After I get my new one, I will probably hang out on IRC, since it will be new and fast. I've put "stalk Athyria" on my to do list. You have been warned.

Yay, new computers! I was looking at apples, but they didn't meet my needs either. But what I have works. Working is really useful. Not slow too. Name it something wise. -A

I miss our weirdness, actually. My wife misses me talking about it too. I've been forced to make a new friend in meat space out of desparation. Fortunately, she's a weirdo too. But you, my dear, have a special place in my heart, and the only other thing which could possibly fill it would be a Jaguar coupe... possibly a Godin synth guitar. In either case, I simply won't spend the money even if I could. I guess that would make you a luxury item.

Weirdness is a luxury item. It's also, sometimes, a necessary one. But we need luxury in our lives. It's how we stay sane. I recommend the guitar, if it comes to it. Less likely to get you killed. Less likely to depreciate in value. Though I have heard nice things about jaguars from people who really pronounce the 'u'... -A

Another thing my dad would say, meaning to pour paint through a paper filter with a screen when it's been opened before to get the particles out... he'd say, "scream the paint". So my brother would bend over the paint can and yell at it. When he was really pissed off at a guy, he'd call him a "cot sucker", to which I added "feather belching". See you soon, hopefully. (kaizum me) 02:28, 10 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Feather-belching cot sucker. I need more. Tell me more. Please and thank you. -— Athyria 15:39, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)

A major issue

An anonymous vandal has created an article that is literally 627,200 bytes in size and consists solely of the word "poot." Because it is of an immense size, it made my laptop crash when trying to QD it and slowed down its speed upon restarting.

The article is titled (DO NOT CLICK) Poot lavato and it is by far the absolute worst piece of vandalism i have ever seen.

Is there anything you can do (or, do you have technology fast and powerful enough) to 1.) open up the article and 2.) get that piece of cancer out of Illogicopedia once and for all? It would be greatly appreciated and save other users from having their computers crash. Addiotionally, this is the IP address of the vandal I mentioned: 168.169.220.16. Please ban him/her INDEFINITELY because we absolutely cannot risk having this IP return again... the admins have been too lenient in banning lately. Please do this ASAP. 01:46, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Eh, it wasn't that bad. Article is just big and has no linebreaks, so it looks like your browser is as dumb as my text editor. But I've blocked it just in case, or stuff. -— Athyria 05:02, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Thanks Athyria. The fact that you are around and about at 6 AM and fixing up this website is greatly appreciated (no, it's just because I know that the UK has an 8 hour difference than Los Angeles). 05:05, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

I'm not in the UK, so it's only sort of late here. Were you the one on IRC? -— Athyria 05:19, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Yes, I'm Gozzy_Gozbourne on IRC.

Sort of late there? Only other places I can think of are Australia, Canada, and New Zealand.

Have you heard of Foals¿?¿? 05:25, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

I'm in the US. In the future, I suggest not flipping out and repeatedly pinging people over the course of a minute. One ping should do; either we're there or we aren't, but we'll see it when we are. Consider if you were an admin, how you would feel if such a request and anger were directed at you.

And no, I don't know anything about music. -— Athyria 06:00, 3 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Well there's this piece of music that's been going around... might be a response to the Syrian refugee crisis...

Enjoi! 01:41, 6 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Yes. -— Athyria 22:35, 11 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

My page

Why did you delete it? 184.217.22.116 19:44, 26 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

It seemed kind of not good. But I can put it back if you want. Do you want me to put it back? -— Athyria 08:11, 27 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

Good day

So, uh, where did the gadgets go? No HotCat, no wikED, no nothing? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:37, 11 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

Ah feck. I think we need to update. The sources got too new to work, probably. -— Athyria 22:28, 11 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

To clarify, the gadgets are still there, right? They just don't work? There's apparently a blocker to upgrading that we need to change mwauth to support authmanager for it to still work, but in the meantime we probably should be able to just yoink local copies of all the gadgets so they continue to work... I don't suppose you could do that? Will I need to? Bah. -— Athyria 02:52, 23 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

Well, interestingly, they seem to work again. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:39, 26 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

Oh, yay, I don't need to do anything. -— Athyria 17:21, 26 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

Happy Valentine's Day

To you, sweet kid (a kid to an old buck like me, anyway). Lethargic onion monsters continue their slow advance to the Tor at the end of time. (kaizum me) 01:09, 15 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Das sache

(kaizum me) 01:16, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I'm alive, I'm sorry! I don't know why I didn't see the last one. Ghosts, perhaps. Goobers? But thank you. Bat gorillas are far better than gorillas, I think. Dunno about bats. -— Athyria 03:02, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Well hello! So groovy to hear you still live. How've you been? We've been pretty well. My younger son Hank moved in with two of his daughters and it's been going swimmingly. I need to find out why swimmingly is a good thing. Lately I've been obsessed with all things bat fuck, probably to the detriment of Illogicopedia. Cheers~ (kaizum me) 12:21, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Dammit server, you're supposed to notify me! It did it again!

Um, anyway, good. Very good, and I don't know. Things here are... insane. Yes. I'm trying to make money by... not getting a job. And I've apparently quit writing anything for wikis in general (although I do have a personal notepad wiki which I'm told is like mowing my lawn with a tank, but if it works, dammit, the goats will just have to go). Um. Bat fuck seems like a good thing, here? -— Athyria

Hello again, love. Personal wiki, eh? May I see it? The older granddaughter moved out, and we're still lacking for space. Considering an addition in back. Sister Zim_ulatrix almost died from sudden onset of diabetes a couple of months ago, but is doing great now that she uses insulin. That was nuts. I've been feeling somewhat poorly myself, but we have a new doctor, and therefore, hope. Our last one, I swear, was trying to kill us. He had Sis on 3 blood pressure medications for no reason, so now it's higher than it used to be. So, money for not working? Email me and tell me how! Cheers. (kaizum me) 20:11, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Personal wiki: It's full of bad writing, miscellaneous crap, and game stuff. Also it's sort of my portfolio/resume once you account for the fact that I don't have a real portfolio/resume (which is probably my main problem in the getting a job department).

Don't you dare die, dammit! You're too crazy to die! Also, er, wow. Sounds a bit like my dad's dentist, frankly, although she's just a dentist. I don't know why he goes to her.

The plan is simple: I don't get a job, I just get funding to keep doing what I would have been doing anyway, with the added promise, because I now have funding to do it, that I will now actually reliably do it instead of randomly wandering off for a year in the middle of it. Like what happened last year. I'm trying to redo the interface for all of Wikimedia, see. So if the Wikimedia Foundation sees the value in this work and agrees to fund it (I wrote up a big arse grant proposal formally asking for funding and everything), it will totally benefit them. Maybe. Of course I may also just be trying to do this out of pure spite. Reports vary. I don't even remember anymore. I did wander off for a year in the middle of it already, after all. -— Athyria 21:53, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Cool and stuff! No plans 5o die soon, just to keep getting sick. (kaizum me) 23:07, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Good. Well, mostly. You plan to get sick? -— Athyria 00:27, 11 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I've come back because I am quite furious about this newfangled advertising campaign where some absolute numbskull has been tarnishing my arteriosclerosic legacy! Nee! --Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:30, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

What is going on? I am so confused. -— Athyria 21:53, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

ME too. (kaizum me) 23:07, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invitation

No. -— Athyria 14:23, 8 Arply 2017 (UTC)

A request to indoctrinate a new admin

I've been the sole active admin for a,while, and there are rumblings among The peasantry for another admin, specifically, XY007. We have 3 for votes, mine included, and none against. That's a landslide, considering the number of active users now. Did I tell we miss you? (kaizum me) 21:12, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)7

But I'm not a crat thing. Am I? -— Athyria 00:29, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I thought so, but no? Who can you recommend? ~

Looks like you found one. Or one found yoooou! Whoever you are. I love it when things work out and I get to do nothing. -— Athyria 01:59, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hey

Can you fix that session data error? --198.37.214.254 17:23, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

oh wait --198.37.214.254 17:24, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

hello?

can you show me how to enable cookies here? or just fix it? --198.37.214.254 17:40, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

What? What's the problem? I need more to go on than this. -— Athyria 17:53, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I mean, they should just work. Shouldn't they? Are they not? How are they not? -— Athyria 18:18, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Too lazy to log in

I'll just edit this section whenever the need for a mass revert is needed. 2+2=5

Yeah, if you can't get me on IRC, this means I'll probably get an email which I will see at some point, at least. Thanks. -— Athyria 18:22, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Athyria, I've found something pertaining to the vandal. Its using an IP range from Melbourne, Australia. Two of the IPs share the folloing numbers: 110.140.16x.x

If it's helpful or not. 18:53, 23 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

That'd explain the timing. But that's also a totally different range than the previous ones. Given that it's all of three clicks to just revert everything, though, I may just keep doing that. >.> -— Athyria 15:05, 24 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Hello, Athyria. I'm just swooping in to report that my user page is acting up. Whenever I try to load it, it is completely blank. Not even the wiki stuff or wikilinks pops up; it's just BLANK. At first it was completely black, so I simply checked to see if the CSS was incorrect. But then I realized that I don't know crap when it comes to CSS. So, super intelligent me decides to delete the CSS altogether, and thankfully that didn't exacerbate the problem.

But it could've been my CSS.

In short, help me, please. The link to my user page is the first bear head after this very sentence. 22:34, 28 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Fixed. -— Athyria 22:56, 28 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Hi!

///:)///:)///:)///:)

Good day, Athyria! Louis Bol (talk) 18:32, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Hmm... 18:33, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Suspicious. Excellent. Hi! -— Athyria 15:06, 24 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

zimulator update

Hey love. Hope you're well. I'm doing ok, cheers. (kaizum me) 00:24, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

lol ;) Louis Bol (talk) 04:05, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Fish scales? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:31, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

My neighbor discovered that the wi-fi network in my house is named "Louis is a gay, little fiddle to him", my neighbor is Louis, I hate him! Louis Bol (talk) 13:39, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Interesting. -— Athyria 18:14, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Ziiiiiiiiim! I'm quintessentially doomed! But maybe I won't be shortly. Yes. Also good. I mean, I hope it's better than okay in the future, but that's still... good. Okay. Etc. -— Athyria 18:14, 25 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

{Rhymes with ziiiiiiiiiiiim!} Given your propensity toward penultimate quintessentialism, I feel that perhaps shortly, or slightly less than shortly, your doom will at most be somewhat essential, if it even comes to pass. In fact, I am quite certain it will be no more painful than 6 paper cuts and no more stressful than a 12 year old kid with a bad cold trying to rob you with a cruller. I also say yes. And it's also good too, additionally. Better than okay is a good and admirable goal, and we hope for that in earnest. If I take your meaning, okay would be okay as well, too, in addition to also as well. Okay. For this half of the we, the work is done with the hope of contentment; happiness is fleeting, and attachment to it causes problems. I think that's the same as okayness, so I think we understand one another. Etc. cheers!(kaizum me) 00:45, 30 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

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Heh. So on one hand, I'm glad they actually went with the fern motif... but on the other, that's some awful logo design, frankly. -— Athyria 15:53, 7 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

They're only using that logo because New Zealand isn't. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:52, 7 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Yeah, and is that Helvetica? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:01, 7 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Not even a very good version if it is. The letter widths are all over the place. -— Athyria 03:40, 8 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Do you like gladiator movies?

Maybe. -— Athyria 17:13, 11 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Hi

Block ivo ^danny!_Text 06:03, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

!links

I'm not just lazy - I'm also really slow to do anything right now because I just have no energy or motivation, so the more info you give me, the easier it is and more likely I'll be to actually be able to do it. Sorry! -— Athyria 17:00, 23 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

He is already. ^danny!_Text 20:17, 23 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Great. But this is also just a general note since I've been getting some really vague IRC message, too... details, yo! Links! -— Athyria 22:36, 23 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Account recreated

’llo. I am here again, having recreated my account. Would you be up for linking it back up to the rusted-out old account and all that? Thanks, Eupocalith (talk) 06:35, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Right, sorry, I'm on it. I just need to figure out again how to actually do that... -— Athyria 22:53, 23 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Okay, I've reattached all your edits and stuff, and apparently not broken the wiki in the process? Sorry again about the delay, and please let me know if anything seems off or you need any rights back or other stuff like that. -— Athyria 04:29, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Can Gruntled grunting constitute music, and if so, could a grunting solo be something to write home about?

When Gruntled grunts, the world grunts with him. I wrote about this in a forum but since you’re in my circle of loved ones (the only one I’ve never met in person), I want to tell you personally. Last time we talked about it, Music wasn’t really a thing for you. I’d mentioned that I compose music but had nothing produced. Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve released 4 tunes as part of an EP I call “Turbulent Crossing”. They’re located at http://denislarose.bandcamp.com . You can get 10 free plays of each of my tunes, see how I dress during the Christmas season, see a sketch of me in the style of a happy Buddha, find out the title I used to “impress” people when I was in the Air Force living in Okinawa, a pic of Frunobulax and a picture of the late, great Evelyn A Modified Dog.

Hope you are doing well. Take a minute to catch me up here or at zimulator@icloud.com. Cheers! Denis

‘’’P. S. Warning: this is about me being sick, but the ending is sweet and I’m cured.’’’

I had another adventure at the hospital recently, but this time I came home with the turns out I’ve had chronic intermittent appendicitis for 30 years, and the solution was an appendectomy. Coincidentally there was pneumonia and strep throat in the house the week prior. So appendicitis was only part of my problem. I also had pneumonia and skyrocketing blood pressure. The back and neck pain were unusual only in that it was much worse than my normal daily experience. The hospital staff took excellent care of me and I came home after 4 days, pretty quickly for how sick I felt.

I feel like a different person. I enjoy eating, something I hadn’t realized I was losing interest in. I feel stronger, have energy and can do more physically. Things have been getting better for us. (kaizum me) 20:13, 22 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Okay, so here's the thing - I am really, really bad with audio. I will actually check that out... at some point, but as was, it took me over a month to even get around to resuming my vlc autoplay on my computer which has speakers on SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT. It's entirely possible I'm depressed. Or maybe it's just a side effect of getting way, way too sick for entirely too long, but I really don't know. Point being, I am alive and things will happen, and as I recall you have the most peculiar tastes and I can't promise I won't just run off with things. Or stuff. Or dogs. You have the nicest dog. Are there stories, too?

And hey, we had a giant bout of strep too! Apparently I caught it on a plane. Avoid planes. They're terrible sickness festerers.

Also that is absolutely wonderful news. It's so nice when things just get solved. Less so when things get 'solved' and by comparison it really is an improvement, but no, you're still too sick to actually do anything and good gods stay away from people. Seriously, I thought I was cured earlier and I wasn't. But I could actually eat food again, and stuff! I could remain upright for more than an hour or two per day! Obviously that meant I was well! Then I gave all my friends the lovely gift of sick and it turned out that... no. Not well. Not strep anymore, but not well. You sound actually well. I think I'm well now. I hope I am. I'm not sleeping 12 hours a day anymore, at least, but then again I'm also having a hard time staying asleep six, and that's not helping matters either. Improvements, though. And food. Food is so damn important. Unless it's beetloaf. DO NOT MAKE BEETLOAF. I REPEAT: DO NOT BAKE BEETLOAF. I made it last night and it tastes of soil and broken dreams and death. It is one of those rare things in this world that I would classify as vile - truly, unequivocally vile. And I am not someone who even believes in concepts such as evil and the like...

Don't make it. I'd send you some for emphasis if I could. -— Athyria 21:32, 17 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Heads up

Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 04:37, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Looks like Gruntled got it. Yay Gruntled! Also the above is great news and I'll look at it and reply properly once I do the other thing. I swear. >.> -— Athyria 02:32, 26 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

I suppose if I can cut my granddaughters some slack, I can do the same for you, beloved. Shit. People may not realize how I throw the word "love" around when talking with people I love. We know I'm not expressing romantic love here, but rather an expression of my weltanschauung; others may take it to mean I'm a lecherous old codger hoping to talk dirty sexy to young ladies. Meh. What the hell... if my eccentricities bother anyone, so be it.

Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive gave me excellent feedback, and some family members liked my tunes or at least appreciated them for the work that went into them. My biggest surprise was from my goddaughter. She's about 22 and a music lover, but I don't know her taste well, so I only know that she loves my music. I know that you're not a big music person, or were when we talked about it some years ago, so I thank you for your efforts in advance.

Hope you and yours are well. Please catch me up when you have the time, and I will do likewise. Cheers/1 (kaizum me) 09:17, 26 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Love is a great word that should be thrown around. I love you too. In the sense of adoration, and wishing all well, and love. We make our weird circles, don't we? Sometimes a bit of lechery can be fun, too, of course. We all maybe remember un:Filial Piety, after all... which wasn't so much funny, as just ridiculous in terms of how many times TKF kept renominating it. Man, that was a strange place.

Soon. Probably. I'm behind on like fifty different things and currently in a starbucks being powered solely by whipped cream and espresso WHOOOOOOO. And I just failed to even stand up. Anyway. Actual feedback generally is useful, yes. I also like the regaling with all the stories of feedback, so please keep pestering me with more of them as a reminder, or something. Or just stab me. That might work too. -— Athyria 21:42, 17 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Important discovery I made pertaining to the Blanker

Turns out our vexatious vandal does not rely on a proxy. I was checking if the past few IPs that you blocked that called themselves the Blanker was part of a proxy server using this cool thingamajig, but they didn't show up as belonging to a proxy server. So, I decided to use this other cool thingamajig and found something interesting: it seems like our vandal has relocated from New South Wales, Australia, all the way over to the eastern coast of Florida, USA (here and here, so far). The first IP that I listed is from Melbourne Beach, and the second IP is from Cocoa... both of which are in the same exact county.

Given my discovery, do you think you or someone else could ban the IP ranges of Brevard County, Florida? It is not a substantially large area (1,557 sq mi/4,033 sq km), and it could at least slow down our vandal (unless he moves on to the five other surrounding counties, as seen here).

P.S. sorry for the plethora of links. I hope viewing them won't take up much of your time.

I hope I was helpful in some way. 03:11, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

I have a gut feeling with absolutely no solid evidence that the Florida guy is a copycat. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:11, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

I can definitely see why you would posit that unfounded claim. They (Ivo and Blanker) both utilize the same vacuous "I WILL DESTROY YOUR WEBSITE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" kind of talk, but I do notice very slight variations in the way the Blanker uses that type of expression. However, that could just be me unknowingly becoming subject to confirmation bias. Or, it could just be Ivo trying to make imperceptible changes.

There is still an issue: if one were to look back far enough into Recent Changes, that person would find that the Blanker emerged three days after the most recent Ivo account was blocked. User:Ovi was created on October 22nd at 22:07 server time. User:The Blanker was created on October 25th at 18:56 server time. For the past week, we have ceased to see activity from Ivo and instead saw activity from the Blanker. However, they both display very similar, if not identical mannerisms and usages of phrases whenever they make edit summaries, so from this, I can conclude that the Blanker=Ivo.

There is still a prominent detail that I discovered that could still make things inconclusive, and it is this: Ivo's anonymous edits came from Australia, and now the Blanker's edits come from Florida, USA. Given that the IP addresses utilized by the Blanker were not a part of a proxy server, from here I can posit these two temporary conclusions: either the vandal took the time to relocate from one side of the world to another (dude probably has no life to attest to), which is improbable, or I still have insufficient evidence and therefore need to look into Ivo's IP addresses and verify if they are indeed associated with a proxy server, which is highly probable.

I love investigating things. 06:20, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

And he has just created a 4th blanker account. ^danny!_Text 20:10, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

I recommend smacking them with random things. Possibly paintbrushes and bullrushes. -— Athyria 21:44, 17 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Hi

What is your name? Illogico! _Illogically? 03:39, 26 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Isn't it, Athyria? Isarra? Or Lythyria (now I can't spell...)? Also, cool skin you've made for Wikimedia sites. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:34, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Cue Eiffel 65. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:11, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

No, you're blue. 202.142.129.178 22:03, 1 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

I'm Dave and I bloody love whipped cream. Also I have a theory why my health is so bad. -— Athyria 21:45, 17 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

I ate elk for the first time yesterday

It tasted very much like beef, except the distinctive flavor of beef is a little bit more pronounced (but not as much as it would be in bison or sometimes even lamb chops) and there is a very subtle gaminess to it that can be described as being more of a somewhat fishy taste. And it's the good kind of fishy. Then again, I'm not a food connoisseur and I've never had a gamey meat (well, I've had goat, but it was cooked in a delicious stew with many flavors, so I could not taste the goat itself), but in the end, it tasted delicious. This was not too long after I saw Thor: Ragnarok, which is indeed an excellent film. I recommend you go see it. There's even a cameo experience by Matt Damon and one of Hemsworth's brothers in a scene.

Also: thank you very much for the adminship. I came here after finishing breakfast (two fried eggs over hard, a slice of queso fresco, and some leftover rice), which I guess could be considered brunch since I woke up at around 11:20. I promise I will be diligent in carrying out my new responsibilities, and that the vandal will no longer pose a more prevalent threat.

Do you like music? 19:32, 4 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Elk is lovely, like reindeer. They all have their own flavours, but at some point I completely lost the ability to describe them. If I had yak again I'm probably just say it tastes like yak. When I had reindeer it stood out more how it was prepared than what it even was. It was all fancy-like! You go to norway and boil your lamb in a giant pot, and then the danes go and do weird fancy slivery things with their reindeer? They're danes! Where'd they even get it?!

I dunno. Goat stew sounds great. We need more food, and you are not the first to recommend that film, either. Unless you were, and the other person was second? I've kind of lost all track of time. I'll just watch it later, when I have money, but I'm glad they apparently did a decent job.

As for the adminship, note that you should also have checkuser rights, so go ahead and... get very confused by it. -— Athyria 21:49, 17 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

From what this list says, however, it shows that only Hindleyite and Seppy have Czech check-user rights. 03:22, 18 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Yeah, my bad, whatever right we added to admins, it wasn't that. Assuming I'm even remembering correctly and we did add a right to them... sorry. -— Athyria 20:28, 18 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Hey I'm moustache

Can you move edits from my following altaccounts to my one?

• User:I cat tall the dark
• User:Knockxx

They are really my alt accounts, even ask the community. ^danny!_Text 07:12, 1 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC) ps: try not to break the wiki!

Is this... actually important? What's wrong with just linking to them as alts? -— Athyria 20:05, 5 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Maybe the fact that they would look like sockpuppets used to evade a ban, which is exactly what they are. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:58, 5 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

I recommend embracing your sockpuppets and wearing them on your face. -— Athyria 00:46, 6 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Wait, doesn't trying to do something like this look worse, though? Now I'm lost. -— Athyria 00:50, 6 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

I think what's going on is that Danny is proud of his edits on all three accounts and wants to get credit for them (or to boost his edit count). However, if he just links to them, it will look bad because he's linking to banned accounts. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:10, 6 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

I second Cg098's statement. 04:15, 6 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Clearly you don't know about flameviper. Banned accounts are something to be proud of, according to some. -— Athyria 17:34, 4 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

The main page is invisible to anyone who is not logged in, and has been for a couple days.

This is has also been reported on Gruntled's talk page, because he's an admin who was active recently.

When I'm logged in everything's fine, but when I'm not logged in, while the internal pages still display properly, the main page is showing this:

In the course of trying to determine what was broken (and whether it was really broken) I checked it with Opera, Firefox, and Seamonkey, and checked it from Canada and the United States, and tried it from a system where I work as well. And tried it with and without a VPN in the way. In all cases, when not logged in I just got the error screen.

This has been seen by one or two other users as well, so it's not just bad karma on my part.

I'm sorry to bother you with this, but I'm rather at a loss who it should reported to. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:16, 29 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Dammit. Okay, so when this happens, it's because of bad caching site-side - essentially someone ran into an error page and because the cache is completely stupid, it randomly decided to save THAT version for long-term serving to IPs and stuff so as to avoid having to re-render the page, as opposed to an instance of the actual page. To fix it, do a null edit (action=purge isn't enough): open the page for editing and save. You may need to add a random space or something to the end of the line. Whether or not it actually changed meaningfully, this tells the server 'yo, page changed, recache'. -— Athyria 17:39, 4 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Greetings from a grizzled,granular Gruntled, groping greedily towards great googley moogley

HI! I just sent you an email, not knowing it the address is good, so here's the link to my newly released EP called Turbulent Crossing: https://denislarose.bandcamp.com/releases. Cheers!

Yeah, that email is the main wiki one, I'm just dead. I swear I'll look at these at some point. I'm just... dead. For now. I'm glad you're not and things are being... not as bad as they were. -— Athyria 04:58, 11 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Dead but not so much but so close to being dead. Good situation! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:43, 17 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Test

This is a test of the notification system. Lyrithya (talk) 07:42, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

This is a secondary test of the notification system; it is either smarter than I realised, broken, or quite likely both. Definitely not Athyria (talk) 07:45, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

It's broken, isn't it... HMMM HMMMM (talk) 07:48, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Oi XY007, does this magically summon you? HMMM HMMMM (talk) 07:50, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Wait, what is jobqueue... HMMM HMMMM (talk) 07:51, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

* SCREAMING * HMMM HMMMM (talk) 07:59, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

Bloody what. -— Athyria 08:09, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

HMMM HMMMM test -— Athyria 08:10, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

FUCKING

DUCKS 63.231.67.247 08:46, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

WHAT THE DUCKS. Lyrithya (talk) 16:47, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

NEW_TALK WHAT? 63.228.71.3 17:09, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

...So, you have multiple sock accounts? Um, okay. Odd. 204.108.111.7 18:37, 27 Farbleum 2018 (UTC)

• When you own the server you can have as many sock accounts as you like. (It's a perk.) (It comes with a lot of migraines, too, I think, which is another even more amazing perk!) Snarglefoop (talk) 21:08, 11 Arche 2018 (UTC)

I was trying to get notifications working. Clearly I never did. Although maybe it's just for me... BECAUSE I NEVER GET ANY. -— Athyria 14:36, 1 Ergust 2018 (UTC)