Choko Chipper

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The Choko Chipper is a weapon used by gingers. It is basically a slingshot for chocolate chips. It does almost no damage whatsoever.

History[edit]

“You idiots! Why invent an edible weapon?!”

~ Rudolph Hitler

“Yummy!”

~ You

Choko Chippers were invented by a deluded ginger scientist. He was tired of weapons that hurt. His leader Rudolph loved them. They sucked as weapons but tasted really good.

Variations[edit]

  • Choko chipper
  • Choko chipper 2.0.
  • Choko slingshot
  • Choko rifle
  • Choko machine gun

See also[edit]

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