Choko Chipper
The Choko Chipper is a weapon used by gingers. It is basically a slingshot for chocolate chips. It does almost no damage whatsoever.
History[edit | edit source]
“You idiots! Why invent an edible weapon?!”
“Yummy!”
Choko Chippers were invented by a deluded ginger scientist. He was tired of weapons that hurt. His leader Rudolph loved them. They sucked as weapons but tasted really good.
Variations[edit | edit source]
- Choko chipper
- Choko chipper 2.0.
- Choko slingshot
- Choko rifle
- Choko machine gun
See also[edit | edit source]
- Gingervitis
- Fingervitis
- Cookie land
- Rudolph
- Mmmmmmmmmmm tasty!
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