The Confetti Knife was a rare promotional item only released with preorders of the Dora the Explorer Super Pack in 2006. With the increasing demand and decreasing supply of these rare weapons, I have decided to make a guide on how to make a copy of this most powerful weapon of destruction for yourself. The ingredients only cost $39!
How To Guide
You need to obtain a Quantum Exhabilator. You could order one on Amazon, but I find their prices unreasonable. I have found that many common items contain this part, such as nearly every alarm clock or any old rainbow-powered windmill. Take this piece and attach it to a two-bladed kitchen knife. If you don't have one of these handy you could always just steal one from your neighbor.
Let the paint dry, then glue a fork to the end of the handle to both extend the weapons length and provide a secondary stabbing end. This should leave you with a beautiful piece of craftsmanship if you did it right. This weapon should serve the toddler in your life for many years to come.
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