Vandal Smashing Bat
“Don't make me use it...”
The Vandal Smashing Bat is a highly effective weapon against vandals. You may need, however, to request one from a sysop, who has them's talkpage.
Types of bat[edit | edit source]
- Pointy - used against vampires.
- Wooden - used against flying trees.
- Crickety - used to smash peoples' shins in.
- Basebally - used to eat.
- Barry Scott - used to clean your coins with Zilit Bangue
- Batman - used only in dire emergency. Comes with free Reliant Robin.
In closing[edit | edit source]
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