Warisms

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Warisms are the micro-organisms in your body that fuel your craving for war. They give you lots of abilties when war comes, and I like war. So, I'm going to use this article to start one. Subbuteo, you're the prime candidate, so by selection, I must say, a war has probably already started. We've kidnapped your soldiers and drained their warisms, and TP'ed their houses. We've also eaten ALL of your pringle. Every gosh darn last one. Ha!

Take that, war-buddy!

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