The Ultimate Shotgun

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The safest way to use the Ultimate Shotgun. Notice how relaxed both participants are.

Basically, The Ultimate Shotgun is why no one fecks with Shotgun Pete. Light, durable, adaptable, gingery and highly useful this little number will leave a charred crater where your foes used to be. Leaving you relatively intact.

Relatively?[edit | edit source]

Well, there's bound to be some sort of splash back.

SPLASH BACK!!???!?!!?!!?!1!1![edit | edit source]

By splash back I am of course referring to the huge ultra-explosion created by this weapon of mass destruction that will certainly disintegrate you and/or your cat.

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