The Ultimate Shotgun
Basically, The Ultimate Shotgun is why no one fecks with Shotgun Pete. Light, durable, adaptable, gingery and highly useful this little number will leave a charred crater where your foes used to be. Leaving you relatively intact.
Relatively?[edit | edit source]
Well, there's bound to be some sort of splash back.
SPLASH BACK!!???!?!!?!!?!1!1![edit | edit source]
By splash back I am of course referring to the huge ultra-explosion created by this weapon of mass destruction that will certainly disintegrate you and/or your cat.
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