Kyrgyzstan is an Asian nation most notable for being spelled with two y's and a z. Also, it's incredibly hard to pronounce. Does the first syllable rhyme with "Her" or "Here?" Does the z affect the way the second syllable is pronounced? No one actually knows because as far as the rest of the world is concerned, no one lives there except for mountain goats and sheep.
Have you met someone from Kygyzstan?[edit | edit source]
If you answered "Yes" to this question, I have some bad news. You have been lied to. Even if it was your mother; your mother was lying to you. If you claim to be from Kyrgyzstan, stare at yourself in shame in the nearest mirror, because you're lying to yourself.
Is there anything more to say?[edit | edit source]
Probably, but it would just be rehashing every joke from the article on Mauritania, and only idiots like to do the exact same thing twice, hoping no one will notice.
See Also[edit | edit source]
- The back of someone's hand
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