Brunei

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“It is ThE sMiLiNg VoWeL.”
~ Dr. DUuH

Brunei is the capital of Buddhism.^[1]

If you didn't know, Brunei wants people to hit others with your mouth.^[2]

Also, the country really loves æ.^[4]^[wut]

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Countries and territories of Aaaassiaaa...

Middle East	Armenia* · Azerbaijan* · Bahrain · Georgia* · Iran · Iraq · Israel · Jordan · Kuwait · Lebanon · Oman · Palestine · Qatar · Saudi Arabia · Syria · Turkey* · United Arab Emirates · Yemen
The Stans	Afghanistan · Berzerkistan · Kazakhstan · Kyrgyzstan · Nokiastan* · Pakistan · Russia... uh... stan* · Tajikistan · Tatarstan/Tartarstan · Turkmenistan · Uzbekistan
South Asia	Bangladesh · Bhutan · India · Maldives · Nepal · Sri Lanka
East Asia	China · Hong Kong · Japan · Macao · Mongolia · North Korea · South Korea · Taiwan
Southeast Asia	Amnesia · Brunei · Cambodia · East Timor · Indonesia · Jurassic Park · Laos · Malaysia · Myanmar · Papua New Guinea · The Philippine Empire · Singapore · Thailand · Vietnam
	* Part of both Europe and Asia.