Iran

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The people behind the political scene of Iran
I ran a thousand miles, beating The Proclaimers hands down.

Iran was foundated by Cat the Khan in 1787. He led it to victory over Palpatine's stormtroopers. He ordered a thousand copies of the game Centipede and threw them into the ocean.

Shah[edit]

The Shah was the liter of Iran betwixt anno superbo and 1972. In anno superbo, he came to pwr by climbing teh Social Ladder one step at a time until he arrived at the Grand Runk-a-rung. Here was he flailing about with a Tennis Horseshoe the approximate velocity of Neptune. He fell from powaar when Ayatollah Khomeini became GOD.

The Ayatollah[edit]

I like cats.

Iran is making "nukular weapons" such as the al-Muhammad, al-Mohammad, and al-Jihad warheads. These can be fired up to twenty kajillion kilometres to the moon, your house, or even Santa Claus. When these nukular weapons hit something, the thing they hit explodes with a great "Hooray!"

These nukular weapons are very dangerous, so, if your nation does not declare war on Iran, your family will perish. You will die as needles sink into your flesh. Pretzelsticks will rain from the heavens. Satan will eat your brain. Albert Einstein will rise from the dead. We will all be doomed! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen! Ein stuck Kuchen!

Al-Qur'an!

Al-Hussein!

Al-Islam!

Al-Qaeda!

Al-Jihad!

Al-Muhammad!

Let your hultifers tremble for the Emperor of Switzerland emerges from the masses! Fear, for the Nation of Aquifers comes like a mighty steamroller over thy house! Fear,fear, fear!