East Timor, a very, very tiny country
|To be confused with Tibor.|
“They are very, very tiny. This means they are very, very difficult.”
East Timor is a tiny tiny little country. It is known for being tiny and for being very tiny. Also, I think they don't have a McDonalds, but the country is tiny.
Description[edit | edit source]
Size[edit | edit source]
Culture[edit | edit source]
Their culture is very tiny. They have very tiny musical pieces, and Beethoven was influenced by their very tiny music. Their country is also very tiny.
Tourism[edit | edit source]
The tourism in East Timor is very tiny. Tiny. Like their country. Their country is very tiny. They don't have an airport, but their country is tiny.
Language[edit | edit source]
Their language is tiny. Very tiny. They have 16 different words for fnurdles, however, their country is very, very tiny. But a very, very, veeeeery tiny amount of the very tiny population speak ISOese.
Politics[edit | edit source]
They like communism, I don't know. But the thing I know is that their country is very very tiny. Their president might be Danny DeVito. They are a tiny country. And their communism is very tiny, so it most likely won't take over the world anytime soon.
Diarrhea[edit | edit source]
I have a bad case of diarrhea. The good news is, it's very, very tiny diarrhea.