Maldives

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THE MALDIVES ARE RISING!

THE MALDIVES ARE STILL RISING!

NOTHING WILL CHANGE BY READING THIS ARTICLE - THE MALDIVES WILL STILL BE RISING

And before you know it, global warming will have taken its toll on the Maldives: they will be GONE!

So, stop using electricity, and live like a cavebear or cave-lion or cave-xweetok or cavehyena, because, if you don't, the Maldives will be GONE! And I didn’t mention, say sea turtles or even clownfish for example since they live more “advanced” dwellings or whatever since clearly there’s more marine infrastructure cuz duh, it’s a tropical place where most of the creature populations are underwater, which hey, THE MALDIVES ARE ALWAYS STILL RISING as the 2nd sentence said something like this!

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