Pakistan
Pakistan is a country in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsia.
Not Asia, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsia. Wait, wrong number of A's. Those are different continents.
After all, Canadasia was already taken.
Guide to living in Pakistan[edit | edit source]
Pakistan is inhabited primarily by Muslims who work at the greatest logistics company in the world, Bat Fuck Logistics. There have been proposals to turn the entire country into an amusement park for self-storage vendors aged 313-400, called Bat Fuck Pakistan.
If you want to live here, you need to know how to tie knots in The System (an anarchic system of government which the country used post-Nuclear Safety Collapse)
The currency of Pakistan is known as the lemon. It is not physically a lemon, but rather rubs lemon juice on the coins to double their value.
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| * Part of both Europe and Asia. |