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An Anglican is someone who grows moss on a slope.

Why would you want to grow moss on a slope? For one thing, the normal force doesn't completely cancel gravity out, because the theta was eaten by Catherine Zeta-Jones. Otherwise, light would determine the direction of growth. This way, you don't need those huge lamps.

There are High Anglicans, who have figured out how to get psychosomatic effects from moss, and Low Anglicans, who are stuck in their basements wondering what to do with all their moss.

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