Unintelligent Design

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Unintelligent design is the theory that everything is created by a beer-swilling retardo called God. As the theory goes, God in his infinite non-wisdom spilt cheap lager on his TV.

It exploded, therefore creating the universe.

The proof[edit]

Look around you. Everything's shit! Only a moron could have done this.

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