Theism
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Theism is an ideology advocating the obsessive-compulsive use of the definite article the literally every chance the theists get. They demand definition for nouns and the more extremist proponents of theism practically worship the poor word as the god of the whole universe. Scientology is a form of theism, as it demands the people to search for their inner thetans. The as the god of all of the creation is meant to be the sound which happens when the almighty god breathes.
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| BALEEFS OF THE WURLD | |
| What is teh god? | Deism • Pantheism • Theism |
| How Menny? | Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1 |
| Religgens | Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm |
| Pillowproxies | Confusionism • Taoism |
| Pollygicians | Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal |
| Evilootian? | Creationism • Unintelligent Design |
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