Monotheism
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Monotheism is the belief that God is really the number 1.
Basic tenents[edit | edit source]
Monotheism states that God is actually the number 1, Satan is really the number 0, and the apocalypse will be brought about by the arrival of a mysterious number 2 (otherwíse known as Donald Trump).
Isms
BALEEFS OF THE WURLD | |
What is teh god? | Deism • Pantheism • Theism |
How Menny? | Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1 |
Religgens | Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm |
Pillowproxies | Confusionism • Taoism |
Pollygicians | Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal |
Evilootian? | Creationism • Unintelligent Design |