Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism

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Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism (pronounced Tah-zar-thah-leek-ah-lah-mah-nah-nah-goo-rish-ah-lie-kih-dah-lah-dun-ah-kah-liz-ah-ral-eff-iz-zum) is a religion founded by a man named Bob.

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Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism was started in the year >9000 by Bob when he became extremely bored with his current religion and decided to pursue his lifelong dream the idea he'd had about 5 minutes ago of starting his own religion.

He went over to the place where people go to get their own religion and asked the dude who decides whether a guy is worthy of having his own religion.

  • Bob: Hello, sir. I need to ask you a Question
  • God: ND WUT IZ DAT QUESHUN PLZ?
  • Bob: I need to have my own religion and >10000 followers to get me started.
  • God: ND DUZ U HAZ N-E PREEVIUS X-PERIENZ?
  • Bob: Well, I used to be a member of Christianity.
  • God: GUD ENUF. ND WUT IZ DAH NAEM OV J00R RELIJUN?
  • Bob: I shall name it... Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism.
  • God: OK DEN, I SHALL MAKE TAZAHAKASHAKALAKANIMMYNAMMYDOOGAWOOGASHAKALAKADINGDONG AN OFISHUL REIJUN.

And >1 years later, it became an official religion. Or so they say.

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 A to J Ageism • Agnosticism • Anarchism • Anti-intellectualism • Anonymousism • Atheism • Autism • Bobism • Breakfastism • Buddhism • Capitalism • Commieism • Communism • Creationism • Confusionism • Cultural Marxism • Dadaism • Deism • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Fascism • Fatfingerism • Feminism • Flabebism • Flaniganism • Gobshiism • Handelism • Handleism • Hinduism • Intersectionalism • Izmizm • Jainism • Jedism
K to T Libertarianism • Lightbulbism • Littenism • Masochism • Minimalism • Monotheism • Mugglism • Narcissism • Nationalism • Nectarinism • Nihilism • Paganism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pantheism • Pantherism • Pastafarianism • Patriotism • Pedanticism • Phalaphalphattomanohuosmokopiggophatoism • Piism • Polytheism • Post modernism • Preperathanrolnolnolflaratriadimism • Racism • Ralstonism • Randomlygeneratedism • Randumbism • Schismism • Selfism • Sexism • Sikhism • Skepticism • Sithism • Socialism • Solipsisticism • Stalinism • Stock Phrase Linguamorphism • Stoicism • Super Gnosticism • Supersadomasochism • Taoism • Terrorism • Theism • Tubesockism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism
U to Z Uarism • Vandalism • Warisms • Watafakkism • Wpeirjfsfmsdetyrtruism‎ • Yetiism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm

BALEEFS OF THE WURLD
What is teh god? Deism • Pantheism • Theism
How Menny? Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1
Religgens Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm
Pillowproxies Confusionism • Taoism
Pollygicians Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal
Evilootian? Creationism • Unintelligent Design
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