Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism

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Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism (pronounced Tah-zar-thah-leek-ah-lah-mah-nah-nah-goo-rish-ah-lie-kih-dah-lah-dun-ah-kah-liz-ah-ral-eff-iz-zum) is a religion founded by a man named Bob.

History[edit]

Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism was started in the year >9000 by Bob when he became extremely bored with his current religion and decided to pursue his lifelong dream the idea he'd had about 5 minutes ago of starting his own religion.

He went over to the place where people go to get their own religion and asked the dude who decides whether a guy is worthy of having his own religion.

  • Bob: Hello, sir. I need to ask you a Question
  • God: ND WUT IZ DAT QUESHUN PLZ?
  • Bob: I need to have my own religion and >10000 followers to get me started.
  • God: ND DUZ U HAZ N-E PREEVIUS X-PERIENZ?
  • Bob: Well, I used to be a member of Christianity.
  • God: GUD ENUF. ND WUT IZ DAH NAEM OV J00R RELIJUN?
  • Bob: I shall name it... Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism.
  • God: OK DEN, I SHALL MAKE TAZAHAKASHAKALAKANIMMYNAMMYDOOGAWOOGASHAKALAKADINGDONG AN OFISHUL REIJUN.

And >1 years later, it became an official religion. Or so they say.

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