- Not to be confused with Feature-Bait
To Feature-Bate is to masturbate to featured Illogicopedia articles on a regular basis.
“Oh, yeah, Remembering to breathe! That's real good!”
Most feature-bating is done to one's own articles. This makes it extra weird.
“That never happens.”
What kind of egomaniacal, sex-crazed type of person does it take to gain sexual pleasure from one's own featured articles? I have no clue.
“Oh, jeez... I, um, sneezed a lot... on my monitor... And Peesmell just happened to be open.”