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Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP.
To flog, you must:
- Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree.
- Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds.
- Pee on it sitting down.
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- Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska.
- Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it.
- Throw them at your nearest Pope.
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