Interstate 69

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Interstate 69 is a long and perverse path used to export naughty oral sex lovers across multiple states from London-Sarnia, Ontario through Port Huron, Michigan until they finally end up in Diana.

That's assuming, of course, that Diana finds them attractive; if not, they give up and turn back upon having already struck out in beaver country.

Lawmakers from as far south as Texas want to get in on the action, in the interests of taking this "whole enchilada" and going all the way... to taco country. Hitchhikers on this corridor have given dirty sanchezes to travelers, thereby halting connection to Mexico.

Access to Interstate 69[edit]

Interstate 69 currently ends at Indianapolis. To get to this point:

  • From French Lick, Indiana - proceed 120 miles (200 km) north through dense bush
  • From Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky - take Beaver Road to I-75, then follow I-74 northwest

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