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A fun little secks spectrum.
0: Straight as a line[edit | edit source]
- Joe Biden. His true name is Joe Heteroden. He is not bi.
1: Technically bi, but almost exclusively attracted to the opposite gender[edit | edit source]
- Flexible rulers
2: Bi with a preference for the opposite gender[edit | edit source]
- Probably Bob Belcher
3: DAMN! THAT'S ONE BI MOTHER/FATHERFUCKER![edit | edit source]
- Most punk bands
- Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
4: Bi with a preference for the same gender[edit | edit source]
- The Burger King and Ronald McDonald
5: Technically bi, but almost exclusively attracted to the same gender[edit | edit source]
- Most tree frogs
6: GAY GAY GAY 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈[edit | edit source]
- Your mom. Lul.
X: Asexual[edit | edit source]
|Sex||Intimacy | Love | Masturbation | Orgasm | Sexaholics Anonymous | Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency|
|Anatomy||Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | Erection | Deep-fried semen | G-spot | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | Penis Envy|
|Sex Acts||Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Pedophilia | Phone Abstinence | Rape | Rapism | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | Feature-Bate|
|Homosexuality||Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Kinsey Scale | Lesbian | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | SpongeBob GayPants|
|Other Sexy Things||An orgy in full flow | Are You Still...Naked? | Callgirl | Cooties | Exhibitionism | Hermaphrodite | Heterosexuality | Hobbit Sex | How to test for STDs | Interstate 69 | Mia Khalifa | Penis Warts | Pornography | Pr0nz | Premature Ejaculation Man | Sexuality | Squid (Birth Control Device) | The Illogipedian's New Clothes | The Wooden Condom | Venereal disease | Your parents have sex|