Kinsey Scale

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A fun little secks spectrum.

0: Straight as a line[edit]

  • Joe Biden. His true name is Joe Heteroden. He is not bi.

1: Technically bi, but almost exclusively attracted to the opposite gender[edit]

  • Flexible rulers

2: Bi with a preference for the opposite gender[edit]

  • Probably Bob Belcher

3: DAMN! THAT'S ONE BI MOTHER/FATHERFUCKER![edit]

  • Most punk bands
  • Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

4: Bi with a preference for the same gender[edit]

  • The Burger King and Ronald McDonald

5: Technically bi, but almost exclusively attracted to the same gender[edit]

  • Most tree frogs

6: GAY GAY GAY πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ[edit]

  • Your mom. Lul.

X: Asexual[edit]