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Don't use a headache as an excuse, here's some aspirin.
Fine, in half an hour then.
Fine, after Doctor Who finishes after then.
Hehe... FORNICATE FORNICATE HEWHOIAMSITTINGNEXTTO MUST BE FORNICATED
Oh no! You foiled my plan to fornicate... and now you're dead :(
Still, I will take comfort in knowing you were pregnant and that was the equivalent of an abortion. Woop! Woot! Yaiz!11
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