Deep-fried semen

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Deep fried semen is a delicacy only eaten in Qoimouth, Mississippi; Yoglans, Germany; Ekheson, Hong Kong; and my local library.

Facts about Deep-fried semen[edit]

Deep-fried semen can only be shouted about in Korean with Latin inflections!

Deep-fried semen cums from erections!

Deep-fried semen cannot be eaten with chopsticks, although it can be eaten with chopstits!

Deep-fried semen was sentient for 4 minutes and 17 seconds starting 5:45:23 PM on May 44th in 1988!

Deep-fried semen looks tasty on my plate!

Deep-fried semen can be sculpted into the shape of a dolphin, although it never has!

Deep-fried semen is recommended by both Karl and Groucho Marx!

Deep-fried semen is dear to everyone's hearts!