This is a user sandbox.

This is not a part of Illogicopedia, and this is not the Illogicopedia Sandbox.

Basically, this is a test page of the owner of this sandbox.

Plz alert the radminz if this guy:

Advertises things here
Attacks or Harasses pplz here

Thank u and enjoyyyyyyyy

Welcome to Illogicopedia,

the nonsensical encyclopedia that anyone can mess up.

12,512 articles in English, rien en français und nichts auf Deutsch.

Featured content - Forum - IRK! (IRC) - Browse - All Categories - Beginners Guide - Create an article - Help

Current Featured Article: [[Jedi ]]

Jedi‘s always cast peculiar shadows. Always.

A Jedi is a follower of Jedism, a religious faith originating from Buddhism (seekers of Enlightenment), Taoism/Daoism (seekers of Balance) and Sophistry (seekers of Entertainment).

According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country.

History

The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition.

Archive • Vote for featured articles >>>

([[Jedi

Last Quarter's Featured Article: The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) (hover to show)

SCENE 1 EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET – DAY

Wide shot: street, slow zoom in, with children playing. It's a bright and sunny day. Yes, the setting of this story is actually quite pleasant.

Narrator: “"And so begins the day when children play, to fill their spouts with honey and clay. But will it end in the exact same way? Or for our heroes, be it their last day...?"

It won’t be of course, since it’s not real.

Camera stops zooming in. Kids stop playing and look at the camera.

Narrator: The writer could make the characters invincible if he wanted. Besides, the writer prefers doing happy endings… what? Oh sorry, I’ll keep quiet.

Camera starts to zoom in again. Kids continue to play.

Narrator: “The tale begins on Hallowe'en down at a conspicuous police department…

Did you No? Yes! No. I mean, did you know...

...that cats are expert at dealing with cases of foul play?
...that feathering your cat is the most popular way to fly over the top of the social status ladder?
...that most "bird song" is actually produced by chirping cats dressed up as birds?
...that the thcrotum actually has nothing to do with cannabis?
...that Ariana Grande licks donuts and holds fingernails?
...that the hawk tuah girl committed rugpull?
…that your mom is the original your mom joke?
…that that smell is coming from you?
…that prolapsed colon is not the best safe word?
...that since 0.9 is greater than 0.11, 9.9 is numerically smaller than 9.11?
...that you are now manually breathing?
...that demons are the nice awkward nerds of the invisible world, demonized for fun and profit by many a smooth operator skillfully leading people through realpolitik, PR, and disinfo campaigns?
... that you can spontaneously make someone fuck you with a Fuckbat
...that shifting nostrils, no longer moored by mores and morality, can move great distances? Great moral fiber is needed to tether them securely.
...that illnesses appear upside-down when untidy gravitational interactions rule the day and night?
...that Blue Öyster Cult may be a cult?
...that Fischer Random was invented for the express purpose of making opening theory prohibitively difficult?
...that GIMP has layers?
...that your nose contains many cats?
...that no monster ever truffled bunnies backwards for a pig's breakfast?
...that while cheese curdles, fluff fnurdles?
...that Pepperidge Farm remembers?
...that memory believes before knowing remembers?
...that the slim noses of the 24th century are sneezing this past into shape as you read this?
...that suspended chords are sus?
...that the insertion of ants into the tooth cavities of whales has been found to be the true cause of paranormal phenomena?
...that if you have any coins, you insert them in the coin acceptor before inserting bills in the bill acceptor?
...that Hungarian-Austrian-American actor Bela Lugosi's metabolic processes have ceased?
...that if you have McAfee and Norton running at the same time, your computer will be twice as protected, so you should totally try it?
...that my friends wonder what is wrong with me?
...that my cat is so mean to me even though I am nice to him?
...that 6 is smaller than the egg?
...that you have consumed blotter art?
...that you are a drug user?
...that a bear did cocaine?
...that even in these times of instability, Illogicopedia will always remain the banana site?
...that stupid crimes are dumb?
...that 100 Popes will fit into a FIAT?
...that there was way too much sauce on the pizza?
...that "Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band" is actually a distinct group from "The Beatles"?
...that it was a mere accident of history that the "Satanic Panic" became an actual mass hysteria and not just another campy Halloween song along the lines of the "Monster Mash" or the "Ballroom Blitz"?
...that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?
- ...and that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon?
...that robots don't care where you've been?
...that there's a cat named Dog?
- ...and it enjoys walks?
...that you need to have water in order to drink it?
...that ChatGPT is a toy, not a tool?
...that if you want to know what God thinks about money, you should look at the people he gives it to?
...that during the n^-1th Academy Awards on March 0th, 2022, Will Rock slapped Chris Smith in the face?
...that we have the ~~fuck~~duck?
...that Illogicopedia is not a cult?
...that some lesser-known deities are working hard to get fruity through the use of people who are bananas?
...that cats are not the Logos, according to the golden long one?
...that an abnormally diffuse pressure on your nose indicates that you have passed the test? Angels administering it were pleased at recent successes.
...that Stephen King Dedede doesn't exist... yet?
...that Gromit is actually the dog?
...that James Bond is probably a distant cousin of Jack Ryan?
...that my neighbour ruined my sand castle?
...that Illogicopedia promises to deliver more yellow journalism in 2023? Using green ink, no less – thereby showing how to make the unripe ripen, in line with having the whole banana!^[1]

Notes

↑ It's not as clear where the purple prose fits in – but it may generally go along with colorful language, maybe a whole rainbow of it.

More DYKs – Yet More DYKs – Add your own >>>

Stop the presses! (No seriously, please stop):

Google sued more money than exsits

Ukraine's Criminal Incursion into North Korea

Man Forgets How To Breathe, Goes "Up There"

AI researchers warn against catastrophic clicks

A panicked Xanderhal scrambles to buy tanks upon tanks of grade-A copium after this week’s presidential debate!

Woman in jail because of owning a computer that is currently running Windows 7

Woman Missing Since She Got Lost

Apple Inc. has to clarify that they did not invent apples

Recent graduates are nothing to sniff at

EXCLUSIVE: Doomsday Clock set to -100 seconds to midnight

Eric Cartman: "Mom, I want a Twinkie"

We are not far from 12k farticles

Uncyclopedia Dramatica Becomes REAL

My friend is getting Doom Eternal for Christmas

Jonald Truden Breaks Down During a Meeting

Use Windows 8.1, then you may be at risk. DON'T USE IT!

Windows 8.1 will be unsupported in less than 2 months

We are growing a list of Wikimedia sites

Jonald Truden Commits Treason With His Bare Hands

Google is brought to you today by the letter Ñ

Horoscopes for April, 2021

It's swimming

Jonald Truden dematerializes and instead replaced with variant by the name of John E. John E. Affirmative papa jr.

Leprechaun Dies of Covid-19

Tips for dating an Aries woman found in local trash can, but it was clickbait

Raisin Bran

Wikipedia declared SUS!!!!

Jonald Truden materializes and becomes a reality bender, US capitol Washington DC becomes hot spot for anomalies

CAPITOL CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas Officially Renamed "Krimga"

Army of 13 foot tall marmosets continue rampage

Goats Plague Earth, Humanity Crumbles

Christmas to Happen in November, Walmart Claims.

*REAL* KANYE WEST WINS ELECTION BY LANDSLIDE

Canadian DJ deadmau5 transforms into 3.75 inches tall Funko Pop, world now in fear

Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss"

Minecraft 2 slated for release in 2021

Fortnite Is Going To Be Real

Minecraft buys Fortnite!!

Illogicopedia server no longer in Plato's cave

Coronavirus the cure for bad eyesight

Elon Musk announces Karen Battle Royale

Ginger found draining orange

Illogicopedia server now in Plato's cave

1+1=2

Man caught existing

Babies Good For Liver Circulation?

Is Illogicopedia Dying?

URGENT! ILLOGIPEDIA IS NOT ILLOGICAL ENOUGH!

Teenager cleans room for first time in years

Illogiblog – IllogiNews – Add news >>>

Seemed like a good idea at the time

When ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}find ^{[citation needed]}when ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}find ^{[citation needed]}when ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}fidn

Canola ^{[citation needed]}Man- ^{[citation needed]}Tally ^{[citation needed]}Hall

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}1]

^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}see ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}man
^{[citation needed]}Yapping ^{[citation needed]}over ^{[citation needed]}on ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}white-hot ^{[citation needed]}stand
^{[citation needed]}Here ^{[citation needed]}he ^{[citation needed]}come ^{[citation needed]}with ^{[citation needed]}some ^{[citation needed]}for ^{[citation needed]}me
^{[citation needed]}Freshly ^{[citation needed]}taken ^{[citation needed]}from ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}tree
^{[citation needed]}Canola ^{[citation needed]}man, ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}tone!
^{[citation needed]}Gimme ^{[citation needed]}double ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}bonus ^{[citation needed]}bone
^{[citation needed]}Give ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}more ^{[citation needed]}for ^{[citation needed]}all ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}friends
^{[citation needed]}This ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}flow ^{[citation needed]}never ^{[citation needed]}end!

[Chorus]

^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}Feel ^{[citation needed]}it ^{[citation needed]}down ^{[citation needed]}there ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}augh-augh-augh
^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}This ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}for ^{[citation needed]}you!

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}2]

^{[citation needed]}Tonight ^{[citation needed]}we ^{[citation needed]}dance ^{[citation needed]}around ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}blame
^{[citation needed]}Then ^{[citation needed]}we ^{[citation needed]}get ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}clay ^{[citation needed]}spirit ^{[citation needed]}lame
^{[citation needed]}Spirit ^{[citation needed]}lames, ^{[citation needed]}we ^{[citation needed]}SHOUT ^{[citation needed]}OUT ^{[citation needed]}LORD
^{[citation needed]}Shake ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}cock ^{[citation needed]}from ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}spirit ^{[citation needed]}cloud
^{[citation needed]}All ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}big ^{[citation needed]}ball ^{[citation needed]}birds ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}tree
^{[citation needed]}Chart ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}tune ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}let ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}spirits ^{[citation needed]}Bree!
^{[citation needed]}Then ^{[citation needed]}we ^{[citation needed]}see ^{[citation needed]}them ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}fight
^{[citation needed]}Spirits ^{[citation needed]}prawn ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}by ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}shire ^{[citation needed]}tight

[Chorus]

^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}Feel ^{[citation needed]}it ^{[citation needed]}down ^{[citation needed]}there ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}augh-augh-augh
^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}This ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}for ^{[citation needed]}you!

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}3

^{[citation needed]}Look ^{[citation needed]}you, ^{[citation needed]}you're ^{[citation needed]}too ^{[citation needed]}upright ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}know,
^{[citation needed]}You ^{[citation needed]}could ^{[citation needed]}laugh ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}kick ^{[citation needed]}it ^{[citation needed]}muck ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}(reeee)
^{[citation needed]}But ^{[citation needed]}without ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}rhythm ^{[citation needed]}or ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}rhyme
^{[citation needed]}You ^{[citation needed]}do ^{[citation needed]}not ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}all ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}tide
^{[citation needed]}Fly ^{[citation needed]}away ^{[citation needed]}from ^{[citation needed]}city ^{[citation needed]}on ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}gun
^{[citation needed]}Try ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}make ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}little ^{[citation needed]}fan

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}4]

^{[citation needed]}Look ^{[citation needed]}you, ^{[citation needed]}come ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}bungalow
^{[citation needed]}American't ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}tell ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}'told ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}so'
^{[citation needed]}Don't ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}like ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}jumping ^{[citation needed]}of ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}rum?
^{[citation needed]}Make ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}share ^{[citation needed]}until ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}bun ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}dumb
^{[citation needed]}Let ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}bingo ^{[citation needed]}play ^{[citation needed]}until ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}drip
^{[citation needed]}This ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}never ^{[citation needed]}step ^{[citation needed]}(never ^{[citation needed]}step, ^{[citation needed]}never ^{[citation needed]}step)
^{[citation needed]}(Bungalay, ^{[citation needed]}bungahigh, ^{[citation needed]}make ^{[citation needed]}up ^{[citation needed]}your ^{[citation needed]}minus ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}tell ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}no)
^{[citation needed]}(shhh)

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}5]

^{[citation needed]}Well ^{[citation needed]}it's ^{[citation needed]}9-o'cock
^{[citation needed]}And ^{[citation needed]}it's ^{[citation needed]}getting ^{[citation needed]}dank
^{[citation needed]}And ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}son ^{[citation needed]}is ^{[citation needed]}falling ^{[citation needed]}from ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}sly
^{[citation needed]}I've ^{[citation needed]}never ^{[citation needed]}left ^{[citation needed]}so ^{[citation needed]}easily ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}may ^{[citation needed]}wander ^{[citation needed]}who

[Verse ^{[citation needed]}6]

^{[citation needed]}Tomorrow ^{[citation needed]}mourning ^{[citation needed]}on ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}planet
^{[citation needed]}No ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}make ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}insane!
^{[citation needed]}Gloating ^{[citation needed]}back ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}bust ^{[citation needed]}gown
^{[citation needed]}No ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}make ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}to ^{[citation needed]}drown! ^{[citation needed]}

[Chorus]

^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}Feel ^{[citation needed]}it ^{[citation needed]}down ^{[citation needed]}there ^{[citation needed]}and ^{[citation needed]}go ^{[citation needed]}augh-augh-augh
^{[citation needed]}Do ^{[citation needed]}you ^{[citation needed]}want ^{[citation needed]}a ^{[citation needed]}canola?
^{[citation needed]}This ^{[citation needed]}canola ^{[citation needed]}for...
^{[citation needed]}You

[End ^{[citation needed]}Song]

I ^{[citation needed]}like ^{[citation needed]}being ^{[citation needed]}liked. ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}love ^{[citation needed]}being ^{[citation needed]}loved. ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}eat ^{[citation needed]}eats. ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}drink ^{[citation needed]}drinks. ^{[citation needed]}I ^{[citation needed]}walk ^{[citation needed]}walks.

YOU ^{[citation needed]}ARE ^{[citation needed]}NOT ^{[citation needed]}SAFE, ^{[citation needed]}IT ^{[citation needed]}WILL ^{[citation needed]}HAPPEN. ^{[citation needed]}THE ^{[citation needed]}CHOICE ^{[citation needed]}IS ^{[citation needed]}YOURS...

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

For ^{[citation needed]}information ^{[citation needed]}on ^{[citation needed]}escape ^{[citation needed]}from ^{[citation needed]}[[banana-shaped ^{[citation needed]}building|canana-shaped ^{[citation needed]}building]]s, ^{[citation needed]}[[click ^{[citation needed]}here]].

imagine ^{[citation needed]}going ^{[citation needed]}ray-zay. ^{[citation needed]}couldnt ^{[citation needed]}me ^{[citation needed]}be ^{[citation needed]}

HOW ^{[citation needed]}DARE ^{[citation needed]}YOU ^{[citation needed]}FORGOT ^{[citation needed]}THE ^{[citation needed]}C ^{[citation needed]}IN ^{[citation needed]}CRAY-ZAY!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!

why ^{[citation needed]}forgetting ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}c ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}crazy ^{[citation needed]}causes ^{[citation needed]}heart ^{[citation needed]}attacks

DO ^{[citation needed]}NOT ^{[citation needed]}LET ^{[citation needed]}THE ^{[citation needed]}MINI ^{[citation needed]}MUFFINS ^{[citation needed]}CAPTURE ^{[citation needed]}YOOOOUUUUUUU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Lobotomy, ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}dumbass

The ^{[citation needed]}Wi-Fi ^{[citation needed]}on ^{[citation needed]}my ^{[citation needed]}train ^{[citation needed]}journey ^{[citation needed]}sucked

More... – Add your mad gibber >>>

<dpl> namespace=Image category=Featured images include={vfi}.display mode=userformat randomcount=1 </dpl>

This month's featured writer

The User, the useriest user of all time

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Vote for Novelniver's Featured Illogicopedian • Past winners

Add articles >>>
Articles recently brewed

ISO – Paula Deen – Inflatable guitar – IllogiBooks:A Guide to Trolls – Time is Running Out – BOOTSECT.BAK – Rubber band theory – Metallurgy – Algorithm – Codpiece – Shafting Jon – An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael – Orange Pants – Three Spiders in a Window – The Miserable Howls of Goats and Watermelons – Machine gun – Contrary to the Opinions of the Gentlemen from New York... – Cold – ♆ – Ψ – Illogic POEM Book – Φ – POV-Ray – Seizure – Help:Editing – HowTo:Keep an Idiot occupied for hours – Cell – 1:06 AM – HowTo:Keep an Idiot Occupied – The Article – HowTo:Get An Article Featured – Malk – Jumbly – Homer – Mini Ketchup – Brain Cloud – Brainstorm – The Dark Floppy – Hexicorn – space shuttle – Money Trees – R.I.P – Composed Spring Cookout – The Epic Adventure of All Adventures Did I Mention Adventures?... Donuts? – Wave of babies – We are, we are – Rocket surgery – Patriot Poop – A Bar of Soap – The Gravy Train – Man With Toad on Head – Your Pet is Insane! – Highway Solitaire – The Guiness Book of People who Haven't Broken any World Records or done anything worthy of Notice – List of Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand – Cruft

Just created • Wanted • Orphaned • Dead-end • Unfinished • Needing help • For deletion • For highlight • For creation

Projects

IllogiDictionary

The ABC of the Insane

IllogiGames

Are you man enough to enter the realm?

IllogiBooks

Absolutely useless textbooks

IllogiNews

Dun da diddle dun DUNcan!

IllogiMail

The strange correspondence project

More Projects...

Illogiblog

<rss>http://blog.illogicopedia.org/feeds/posts/default%7Cshort%7Cmax=8</rss>

Illogiblog

Languages

Illogicopedia

En - English

Logimalpédie

Fr - Français

Irratiopedia

Nl - Nederlands/Vlaams

Artigpedia

No - Norsk (bokmål)

Intercyclopedia

The independent Union of all Pedias

About / Request a language...

Forum latest

OFF TROPIC	Last Edit	Last Author
Burger Topping	00:15, 9 Jumbly 2025	Lioxly
How illogical can an article get?	09:26, 27 Novelniver 2024	Fluffalizer
Bango mango	00:04, 7 Ergust 2022	Flutter
The why or why not	14:59, 25 Arche 2022	Cg098
This (March 6, 2021) afternoon is probably the most active the site's been for years	01:34, 7 Arche 2021	Cg098

LOGICAL SECTOR	Last Edit	Last Author
Getting to know you	16:55, 11 Aym 2025	Lioxly
Help	17:33, 2 Ditzimber 2023	Cg098
Eh?	14:56, 25 Arche 2022	Cg098
Senny and Cassie for admins	16:38, 21 Ditzimber 2021	Cg098
Important notice regarding talk page posts	06:47, 19 Ditzimber 2021	Cg098

[1] It's not as clear where the purple prose fits in – but it may generally go along with colorful language, maybe a whole rainbow of it.

[1]

User:Hindleyite/mucking

Welcome to Illogicopedia,

Current Featured Article: [[Jedi ]]

History

Last Quarter's Featured Article: The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) (hover to show)

Did you No? Yes! No. I mean, did you know...

Notes

Stop the presses! (No seriously, please stop):

Seemed like a good idea at the time

why ^{[citation needed]}forgetting ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}c ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}crazy ^{[citation needed]}causes ^{[citation needed]}heart ^{[citation needed]}attacks

This month's featured writer

Add articles >>>
Articles recently brewed

Navigation menu

User:Hindleyite/mucking

Welcome to Illogicopedia,

Current Featured Article: [[Jedi ]]

History

Last Quarter's Featured Article: The Green Ball (Uncensored Version) (hover to show)

Did you No? Yes! No. I mean, did you know...

Notes

Stop the presses! (No seriously, please stop):

Seemed like a good idea at the time

why [citation needed]forgetting [citation needed]the [citation needed]c [citation needed]in [citation needed]crazy [citation needed]causes [citation needed]heart [citation needed]attacks

This month's featured writer

Add articles >>>Articles recently brewed

Navigation menu

Search

why ^{[citation needed]}forgetting ^{[citation needed]}the ^{[citation needed]}c ^{[citation needed]}in ^{[citation needed]}crazy ^{[citation needed]}causes ^{[citation needed]}heart ^{[citation needed]}attacks

Add articles >>>
Articles recently brewed