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Bad electricity occurs in nature in the form of balloons, ebonite, nylon and sealing wax. The discovery of bad electricity in cats by Oliver Postgate led to a renaming of the terms, with good electricity being renamed 'bad' and vice-versa. The exact same discovery was made by Thomas Edison; this is now regarded as an example of Morphic Resonance and not considered to be evidence that Edison was a shiny-trousered plagiarist who never had an original idea in his entire life, had a stupid voice and was an anagram of L. Ron Hubbard.

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  • ...that moccasins.
  • ...that the DYK below this one is telling the truth, but this sentence is false?
  • ...that the DYK below this one is REALLLY lying and you can?
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  • ...or did you yes?
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  • ...that 6 is smaller than the egg?
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    • ...and that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon?
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  • ...that there's a cat named Dog?
    • ...and it enjoys walks?
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  • ...that during the n-1th Academy Awards on March 0th, 2022, Will Rock slapped Chris Smith in the face?
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There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist. Nothing of interest. There might be something going insane in Discord. That sentences John to pregnancy, so he murdered every single Linkin Park member that was ever pregnant in the history of America. However, nobody cares.

Part 2

John was gonna do your mom, but her pussycat vigorously twitched your dad's racist uvula. However, penguins got [[Tryptophan synthase]] and then they committed war crimes in your basement. Years after the vortex collapsed, the basement rotted and burned with a fat stench resembling that cheese your father vomited on Valentine's mother lions.

Part 4

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Well played my fella, let's consume some Doritos™ nasally with a nose (duh) and suck some kitten through a pipe dripping mucus dripping piss from the ear and screaming Nickelback's Chinook version of "Baby" by Pippi Pappi. Then, Nickelback can put more sex into Cult Gangbanging. This will majorly impact my Pokémon collection of doom while his guitar gets fucked, Jimi Longstocking style.

How Jimi wears moccasins, is determined by his flamboyancy. Why? Because moccasins are swag as moccasins. Unfortunately, Jimi's father loves hentai, cocks, and femboys, and we both rape flowers. Barbie was loved by <insert name here>, according to bamsemums[citration needed] , who spends time huffing puppies and lambs but that doesn’t register her for

moccasins.

Part of the epic failure

The moment I understood the weakness of my balls,




my

castration

commenceth.

STALIN!

missing because too old

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