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Featured Content Good electricity and bad electricity Good electricity and bad electricity Postgate; where is his lightbulb? Good Electricity and Bad Electricity are the two forms of electricity which exist. The terms 'good' and 'bad' have a conventional meaning to the physicist which is a source of some confusion to the layman; the noisy neighbour's strimmer might be powered by 'good' electricity whereas so-called 'bad' electricity helps to kill golfers and Wizards. Bad Electricity Bad electricity occurs in nature in the form of balloons, ebonite, nylon and sealing wax. The discovery of bad electricity in cats by Oliver Postgate led to a renaming of the terms, with good electricity being renamed 'bad' and vice-versa. The exact same discovery was made by Thomas Edison; this is now regarded as an example of Morphic Resonance and not considered to be evidence that Edison was a shiny-trousered plagiarist who never had an original idea in his entire life, had a stupid voice and was an anagram of L. Ron Hubbard. Archive • Vote for featured articles >>> Mutant Chicken Mutant Chicken Image credit: Ragglefraggleking "Time for a chicken roasting, Mr President!" Discuss this image Illogico Illogico Illogico is a crazy, and therefore won the award for Aym.

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This Week's Featured Article:   Good electricity and bad electricity Postgate; where is his lightbulb? Good Electricity and Bad Electricity are the two forms of electricity which exist. The terms 'good' and 'bad' have a conventional meaning to the physicist which is a source of some confusion to the layman; the noisy neighbour's strimmer might be powered by 'good' electricity whereas so-called 'bad' electricity helps to kill golfers and Wizards. Bad Electricity Bad electricity occurs in nature in the form of balloons, ebonite, nylon and sealing wax. The discovery of bad electricity in cats by Oliver Postgate led to a renaming of the terms, with good electricity being renamed 'bad' and vice-versa. The exact same discovery was made by Thomas Edison; this is now regarded as an example of Morphic Resonance and not considered to be evidence that Edison was a shiny-trousered plagiarist who never had an original idea in his entire life, had a stupid voice and was an anagram of L. Ron Hubbard. Archive • Vote for featured articles >>> Recently featured: Jedi – Satan Explained – Spy Story – Colonel Sanders – This Page is Useless – Time Cubicle – Foals    News, Olds, Whatever! DELTARUNE today?!?! The Black Magician Meows: Exclusive Interview Wikinews shut down Earth to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass Jonald Truden Gets Yet Another Article, Pleads IllogiNews To Stop Jonald Truden Is Visiting Brussels 3 days of Uncyclopedia servers outage seriously take our forked servers Jonald Truden Versus Donald Trump: Who Has The Better Fursuit? Jonald Truden Seizes Nation, Realizes He Got Wrong One California Girl Dressed as Shindigs Burns Down Microsoft Google sued more money than exsits Ukraine's Criminal Incursion into North Korea Man Forgets How To Breathe, Goes "Up There" AI researchers warn against catastrophic clicks A panicked Xanderhal scrambles to buy tanks upon tanks of grade-A copium after this week’s presidential debate! Woman in jail because of owning a computer that is currently running Windows 7 Woman Missing Since She Got Lost Apple Inc. has to clarify that they did not invent apples Recent graduates are nothing to sniff at EXCLUSIVE: Doomsday Clock set to -100 seconds to midnight Eric Cartman: "Mom, I want a Twinkie" We are not far from 12k farticles Uncyclopedia Dramatica Becomes REAL My friend is getting Doom Eternal for Christmas Jonald Truden Breaks Down During a Meeting Use Windows 8.1, then you may be at risk. DON'T USE IT! Windows 8.1 will be unsupported in less than 2 months We are growing a list of Wikimedia sites Jonald Truden Commits Treason With His Bare Hands Google is brought to you today by the letter Ñ Horoscopes for April, 2021 It's swimming Jonald Truden dematerializes and instead replaced with variant by the name of John E. John E. Affirmative papa jr. Leprechaun Dies of Covid-19 Tips for dating an Aries woman found in local trash can, but it was clickbait Raisin Bran Wikipedia declared SUS!!!! Jonald Truden materializes and becomes a reality bender, US capitol Washington DC becomes hot spot for anomalies CAPITOL CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christmas Officially Renamed "Krimga" Army of 13 foot tall marmosets continue rampage Goats Plague Earth, Humanity Crumbles Christmas to Happen in November, Walmart Claims. *REAL* KANYE WEST WINS ELECTION BY LANDSLIDE Canadian DJ deadmau5 transforms into 3.75 inches tall Funko Pop, world now in fear Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss" Minecraft 2 slated for release in 2021 Fortnite Is Going To Be Real Minecraft buys Fortnite!! Illogicopedia server no longer in Plato's cave IllogiNews – Archive – Add news >>>

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