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Martian Luther


Martian Luther looking fabulous.

Some guy who was on a diet of worms or something.


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  Featured ArticleThis Week's Featured Article:   Martian Luther


Martian Luther looking fabulous.

Some guy who was on a diet of worms or something.


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  • ...that there is no theoretical limit to the number of questions I can type, one after the other, day after day, year after year, light year after light year[1], polymorphism after head over heals, ass over teacup, Irish whiskey from Dimension 9?
    • ...and that the doorbell was stuck again on Thursday, and that we had to call the nun who owns the place to get a plumber to call a CPA for advice about werewolves?
      • ...and that Where wolves are, so falls Witchita Falls?
  • ...that a cannon that shoots pissed off tigers is currently legal in the state of New Hampshire?
  • ...that I shouldn't be here right now?
  • ...you live on a planet? Yeah! You're an earth person!
  • ...that salt burns orange?
  1. A trap to catch people who think a light year is a measure of time. Once entranced by the text of this sentence, they will become subject to my will. I will insinuate them into the highest levels of the music world, and flood the world with Alternative Cheese Rock.
  • ...that Bcbkye is still watching you after ten years? He's standing in the very same spot in the corner of your room.
  • ...that Nmesh are to belong all your base?
  • ...that most English surnames mean exactly what they sound like?
  • ...that 'quotes' "are" „very“ „very” «very» ‹weird?›
  • ...that taht... ...wonk uoy did tuB !seY ?oN uoY diD
  • ...that the light in Sophie's eyes went out bit by bit?
  • ...that I too am a loathsome tobacco man?
    • ...and that my mom knows I smoke?
  • ...that I'm a loathsome tobacco man?
  • ...that no monkeys were harmed in the writing of Illogicopedia articles?
  • ...that this, as well?


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  Vandalpedia  A Vandal's World

This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...

Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.


20 January 2025 00:00:00 UTC Trump's second (and final) term expire.

This thing is too wide on the main page again.

ikr

1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258

1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash

what has this world come to

Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.

I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg

Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.

A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.

dang it

Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.

SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE

Huh, can I really vandalize this page?

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F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/

Chairs, tables, beds. ẟwẟ


I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.

complete nonsense

did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore



im big



da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die oh no

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