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Featured Content Jedi Jedi Jedi‘s always cast peculiar shadows. Always. A Jedi is a follower of Jedism, a religious faith originating from Buddhism (seekers of Enlightenment), Taoism/Daoism (seekers of Balance) and Sophistry (seekers of Entertainment). According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country. History The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition. Archive • Vote for featured articles >>> <dpl> namespace=File category=Featured images include={vfi}.display2 mode=userformat randomcount=1 </dpl> Illogico Illogico Illogico is a crazy, and therefore won the award for Aym.

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This Week's Featured Article:   Jedi Jedi‘s always cast peculiar shadows. Always. A Jedi is a follower of Jedism, a religious faith originating from Buddhism (seekers of Enlightenment), Taoism/Daoism (seekers of Balance) and Sophistry (seekers of Entertainment). According to the recent census in the United Kingdom over 2.5% of the population class themselves to be of this religion and it is widely regarded as one of the largest growing minority religions in the country. History The word Jedi is derived from the ancient Punic words jedee (je-dee) meaning master and dia meaning deliberation (or debating) making Jedi the master debaters of the Carthaginian lands of Corsica. The name was given due to their great powers of persuasion, as they were often used as diplomats in times of conflict. So a Jedi was a great debater that follows the teachings of the ancient Carthaginian people. Modern Jedi however have begun to change that definition. Archive • Vote for featured articles >>> Recently featured: Satan Explained – Spy Story – Colonel Sanders – This Page is Useless – Time Cubicle – Foals – Martian Luther    News, Olds, Whatever! Man Forgets How To Breathe, Goes "Up There" AI researchers warn against catastrophic clicks A panicked Xanderhal scrambles to buy tanks upon tanks of grade-A copium after this week’s presidential debate! Woman in jail because of owning a computer that is currently running Windows 7 Woman Missing Since She Got Lost Apple Inc. has to clarify that they did not invent apples Recent graduates are nothing to sniff at EXCLUSIVE: Doomsday Clock set to -100 seconds to midnight Eric Cartman: "Mom, I want a Twinkie" We are not far from 12k farticles Uncyclopedia Dramatica Becomes REAL My friend is getting Doom Eternal for Christmas Jonald Truden Breaks Down During a Meeting Use Windows 8.1, then you may be at risk. DON'T USE IT! Windows 8.1 will be unsupported in less than 2 months We are growing a list of Wikimedia sites Jonald Truden Commits Treason With His Bare Hands Google is brought to you today by the letter Ñ Horoscopes for April, 2021 It's swimming Jonald Truden dematerializes and instead replaced with variant by the name of John E. John E. Affirmative papa jr. Leprechaun Dies of Covid-19 Tips for dating an Aries woman found in local trash can, but it was clickbait Raisin Bran Wikipedia declared SUS!!!! Jonald Truden materializes and becomes a reality bender, US capitol Washington DC becomes hot spot for anomalies CAPITOL CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christmas Officially Renamed "Krimga" Army of 13 foot tall marmosets continue rampage Goats Plague Earth, Humanity Crumbles Christmas to Happen in November, Walmart Claims. *REAL* KANYE WEST WINS ELECTION BY LANDSLIDE Canadian DJ deadmau5 transforms into 3.75 inches tall Funko Pop, world now in fear Epic Games Headquarters Vanishes, 12 Killed by "Beef Boss" Minecraft 2 slated for release in 2021 Fortnite Is Going To Be Real Minecraft buys Fortnite!! Illogicopedia server no longer in Plato's cave Coronavirus the cure for bad eyesight Elon Musk announces Karen Battle Royale Ginger found draining orange Illogicopedia server now in Plato's cave 1+1=2 Man caught existing Babies Good For Liver Circulation? Is Illogicopedia Dying? URGENT! ILLOGIPEDIA IS NOT ILLOGICAL ENOUGH! Teenager cleans room for first time in years Moon Is Fake, NASA Admits Health and Safety Executive to publish guidelines for 'safe dabbing' IllogiNews – Archive – Add news >>>

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