User:Frosty/Hannibal
Hannibal is an awesome, television series to watch while eating. More accurately speaking, it's a proven way to turn anybody ever into a vegetarian. The show revolves around a serial killer called Hannibal whose primary goal in life is to redefine evil. He was born with the name Hannibal and is also a Cannibal, making this the biggest coincidence in television history. Heck, it might even be chuckle worthy if he wasn't so damn evil. Like dude, who writes a show that revolves around an antagonist so evil, he makes The Joker look like a beautifully adorable puppy with a puffy tail. Look at its puffy tail~!
Plot outline[edit | edit source]
Will Graham is an FBI profiler and also a bit strange. He's also got a very eh... vivid imagination. So vivid in fact he can recreate crimes completely in his head. Unfortunately, he's not a fan of teh bloodz, which makes him rather ill equipped to perform his job. So what do you do? You call 1300-655-506 which will get you Dr. Hannibal Lector, forensic psychiatrist, lover of music and art, really good chef and serial killer/cannibal.
The first series sees Will solving a series of grizzly serial murders all over virginia, which always coincidently take the same length of time as a timeslot on NBC. These murders also incidently prove Virginia to have the highest rate of really disturbing crime of anywhere ever. The whole series also see Will try and track down the elusive "Chesapeake Ripper" (not affiliated with Jack the Ripper, Jack and the Beanstalk, Jack and Jill or any other Jack or Jill for that matter) and the highly originally named "Kopy Kat Killer". Both these people turn out to be Will's psychiatrist Hannibal, who is guilty of the Om Nom Nom.
Evilest motherfucker...[edit | edit source]
Hannibal can kill people, lie to people, eat people and serve people to FBI profilers (while claiming it is pork, like they can tell the difference) without so much as flinching. He also enjoys removing body parts from people and then making that person eat themself. And if that's not messed up enough for you he successfully frames Will for everything!
...But still classy as fuck[edit | edit source]
Why this shit look so tasty....[edit | edit source]
Despite most scenes in the whole series being so bloody that even a crazed cocaine addict welding a chainsaw in K-mart would flinch a little, nobody can deny that the stuff he cooks looks bloody delicious.[no pun intended thankyou] Even the food that is supposedly human body parts or internal organs (or both) you can't help but think at the back of your mind "it still looks franking tasty..."
Every dish has a notoriously hard to pronounce name and would probably set you back $300 at a restaurant.
Interested in turning vegetarian?[edit | edit source]
See Also[edit | edit source]
- Evil
- Dexter
- Food
- Cannibalism
- Did I mention Evil
