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With coding help from fluffy, I have developed a new style of main page, graphicly, its identical. But it now contains collapsible roll over sections, and I wanna know what you users think of it, the plan is to stick more collapsible areas onto the left hand side, one for each major illogiproject, so if you people can think of any worthy projects to go onto the front page, so far a thing for the forum and for the Illogimail stuff is all i have, because these are the two that have the most potential, if anyone can think of any other projects that should go on then let me know. if nobody says anything I will assume you guys like it, but please, input into anything would be good. I think it would be nice if the appearing was more smooth, but i hear only JS can do that, not css.--Seppy 15:59, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

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Well yeah, it's all flashy and that and personally I reckon it's pretty cool but d'you reckon people will be bothered rolling over bits? I'm a bit undecided on this as yet... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:05, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, the idea is to take the focus off the feature and stuff, give other projects more sitewide acceptance. i would be interested to know if new users bother with the featured areas anyway -- Seppy 20:36, 16 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
OK, I reckon we should go ahead and do it. If anyone complains/it isn't really working that well we can think about changing it back. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:17, 17 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

I hate change. Ouch, ow, ouch. --I forgot 04:20, 18 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)