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Gangsters also known as those lot and the guys who shot my corpse up are a bunch of guys with big stiff guns.

Stiffy[edit | edit source]

Oh no, now I have a stiffy

Oh good, now I have a spiffy

Oh now I have none

When faced with a gangster[edit | edit source]

  1. Do not under any circumstances make eye contact! They like eyes...
  2. Don't even THINK about it, They like thoughts...
  3. Don't ever write down your shopping list, They go apeshit over shopping lists...

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