Cons

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Cons are cons. Here are the pros and cons of cons.

Pros of Cons[edit]

  1. Cons are a cheap, reliable form of insulation.
  2. Conning people earns money.
  3. Conning money earns people.
  4. Cons are both tasty and nutritous.
  5. Uh, purple monkey dishwasher?

Cons of Cons[edit]

  1. Cons are dishonest.
  2. Cons counter pros, which is bad.
  3. Cons conned my grandma, and now she's funding Al-Qaeda.
  4. All your base are belong to us.

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