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A phthing is the best phthing ever. It is also a phthing, but is not classified as a chthonic Cthulhu or Nephthys. Instead, a phthing may be said to be...


A phthing is neither a phthong or a diphthong, so do not confuse these under pain of death for treason:

United States[edit | edit source]

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death.

United Kingdom[edit | edit source]

Whereas in certain cases of high treason, as the law now stands, the sentence or judgement required by law to be pronounced or awarded against persons convicted or adjudged guilty of the said crime in such cases is that they should be drawn on a hurdle to the place of execution and there be hanged by the neck, but not until they are dead, but that they should be taken down again, and that when they are yet alive their bowels should be taken out and burnt before their faces, and that afterwards their heads should be severed from their bodies, and their bodies be divided into four quarters, and their heads and quarters to be at the King’s disposal: And whereas it is expedient in the said cases of high treason to alter the sentence or judgement now required by law.