Theft is taking what you deserve. People will complain that it is there's, but ignore them. You know that you are right. You can theft: shoes, bananas, webcams, Noah's dad, sporks, misleading hyperlinks, and pretty much anything you want.
The theft of cereal is the only wrong theft. You will die if you take anyone's cereal. Trust me. I have the head of two cows and a dragon. They tried to theft my cereal and a came at them with a smg. [][][][][][][]. The only way to not get killed when thefting cereal is to carry urban cheese.
The most common variety of theft, it is usually committed by Jeff Houser while you are sleeping.