Miranda rights
The Miranda Rights are a made-up list of things created by Hollywood that give you the illusion of free will. The list goes as follows.
- "You have the right to remain as you are. Anything you say will not be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a dog for emotional support before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a dog with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a dog, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a dog present, you have the right to stop answering at any time."
the dog.
popular cult[edit | edit source]
The Miranda rights, in their absurdity, have attracted a cult that worships the text. They love dogs. Funny. The funny cult is based in the Sahara desert, where they are based and worship funny text. As a deity. and a god. and some other important thing. That's what they do.
The cult are also fans of Jazz. I can't quite understand why. I don't need to either. It's just funny. They were the funny cult, last time i checked. Reese's Puffs. Eat em up Eat em up Eat em up Eat em up. Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs.
the greatest interview tip[edit | edit source]
ALWAYS admit your crimes to the detective. NEVER request a lawyer, that way, you can hopefully get a lesser sentence. If you are steadfast on keeping your information from the detective, they will call you names and tell you to put your nose in a corner.
