Miranda rights

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The Miranda Rights are a made-up list of things created by Hollywood that give you the illusion of free will. The list goes as follows.

"You have the right to remain as you are. Anything you say will not be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a dog for emotional support before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a dog with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a dog, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a dog present, you have the right to stop answering at any time."

the dog.

popular cult[edit | edit source]

The Miranda rights, in their absurdity, have attracted a cult that worships the text. They love dogs. Funny. The funny cult is based in the Sahara desert, where they are based and worship funny text. As a deity. and a god. and some other important thing. That's what they do.

The cult are also fans of Jazz. I can't quite understand why. I don't need to either. It's just funny. They were the funny cult, last time i checked. Reese's Puffs. Eat em up Eat em up Eat em up Eat em up. Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs.

the greatest interview tip[edit | edit source]

ALWAYS admit your crimes to the detective. NEVER request a lawyer, that way, you can hopefully get a lesser sentence. If you are steadfast on keeping your information from the detective, they will call you names and tell you to put your nose in a corner.