Money Laundering

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A stereotypical money launderer

Money Laundering is the process of cleaning up money. First, you've got to deal some narcotics, such as Cocaine or Heroin. Then, you take your Money that you rightfully earned and you deposit it in several different Bank accounts, each with a different Social Security Number. Then withdraw the money, and finally use that money to buy a new mansion or Lamborghini.

Advice for money launderers[edit]

  1. Turn off transaction posting in Venmo.
  2. Don't tell random kids about your poker games with shady individuals.
  3. Money Laundering is totally Safe, and Fun! Try Money Laundering today!