Money Laundering

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
A stereotypical money launderer

Money Laundering is the process of cleaning up money. First, you've got to deal some narcotics, such as Cocaine or Heroin. Then, you take your Money that you rightfully earned and you deposit it in several different Bank accounts, each with a different Social Security Number. Then withdraw the money, and finally use that money to buy a new mansion or Lamborghini.

You can also use cryptocurrencies to money laundering, such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, Porygon Z, XRP, or even ADA! And if you don't like any of those, you can make an ICO.

Frozen bank account[edit | edit source]

While performing the cleaning, it is possible to get blocked due to "suspicious activity". Usually, this indicates a complaint from local water companies about wastewater discharge from money laundering. To answer this question, there's a simple solution; apart from laundering money, you should download Honey. An unimportant side note: the wastewater should also be laundered with more water so that dirty water can be washed into clean water which can then be used to wash more dirty water and generate more water. And money. Be responsible to the environment!

Advice for money launderers[edit | edit source]

  1. Turn off transaction posting in Venmo.
  2. Don't tell random kids about your poker games with shady individuals.
  3. Money Laundering is totally Safe, and Fun! Try Money Laundering today!