Polygraph

“Alright sir are you ready for your polygraph test?”
~ Polygraph test person.

“I think I am”
~ Guy taking polygraph test

“Ok let's begin... Did you kill Mr. Smith?”
~ Polygraph test person.

“No.”
~ Guy taking polygraph test

“You lied.”
~ Polygraph test person.

“F***!”
~ Guy taking polygraph test

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