Fraud
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Over 90% of fraud originates from Lagos, Nigeria, and this is not racist at all.
A Fraud is actually Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton. You pretend to be someone who you're not. It can also mean the theft of large sums of Money, especially in regards to George Soros, Saudi Arabia, and Israel.
To do a fraud, you need a computer with internet access, some backpacks and a ton of cash, a strip mall storefront, or a telephone. It is based on the bluff skill.
Protips[edit]
- Have a significant school education if you try to fraud foreigners.
- Make sure you're never spamming a spam spammer.
- Get a bunch of toadies well trained in martial arts to help you, because you never know, you might succeed.
- Forget working out. You're doing the money tree, not the fitness tree.
- Bow down before the one you serve. You going to get what you deserve.
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