Plasma cannon
Plasma cannons are one of the most exciting form of British entrepreneurship since the invention of the duck. Though dangerous, Plasma cannons are the key to survival on the planet Kentucky.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1878, a man by the name of David Beckham (not to be confused with football player David Beckham) bent over to tie his left sock when he noticed a mysterious badger brushing his teeth. He fell over dead on the spot.
Practical Uses[edit | edit source]
...shooting stuff?
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