User:Mynameissecret

Mynameissecret has attained 1 star.   Because those damned cows invaded Britain.

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This user is, like, Canadian, eh?

This wretched vandal has defaced Illogicopedia times.

This user has been on Illogicopedia for 14 years and 11 months.

This user won the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

This is me.

Hello. I am a visitor from distant lands, aiming to bring fortune and prosperity to this barren place.

I am also a complete idiot.

P.S. Did you expect a fancy userpage? Too bad.

Articles (if you could call them that)

Rewritten ~ Best of the Lot ~ Featured (only one...)

Subaru~Glurk~Your Face~Mr Winkler is GAY~The Original Star Wars~Toothpaste~Dalek~Pikachu Language~Gouging out Eyeballs~Teddy Bears~Blankey~Oasis.com~Cigol~E (Letter)~ᏴᏑ~Band-Aid~Bangladesh~Mullumbimby~HowTo:Fit an elephant into a refrigerator~Time is Money~Mat~You cannot edit this page~Trophies~Sunglasses~The Great Adventure~A Poem~Ashi~A Limerick~Gulping~Specific Ocean~Artificial Soul~Creation~The 5th Battle of 17~IllogiNews:This page will soon be deleted!~Innocent human~Hover Car Racer~Ned~The Avocado Conspiracy~Mindless Ants~Ha ha ha~Babbling~A Good Thing~Donuts~The Sideways Journey~WHAT?!~This article is just a figment of your imagination~The Gruesome Story With Blood and Guts That is the Worst Story I’ve Ever Written~2012 - A Prelude~Mr Men Is Wet~Star Wars Theme Song~Cute~Jeff~The Cabal is Evil~The Cabal Central~Kangaoo~ICA~Punctuation~You have 1 message...~Mary~Guhblurgablurg‎~Nick~Huge writing~The kitten is sitting on my bed~Sleep~Ngthite~Callisto~The Ultimate Destructo Death Machine~He~Toaster~The Black Turtle~Steel~Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water~Lettuce~The Candle Was~An article that is bad~Yak~Pencil~Music~Mud~Honey~Winnie the Pooh~I know everything~The autobiography of a $5 note~A really short story~Dictionary~Coffee table~Kebab~Potted Plant~Stick Figure~Stapler~Pothole~Happiness~Scientifically speaking~Triceratops~Earwax~Brachiosaurus~Pencil sharpener~What happened to that orange thing?~Razum~Ghostie~Contact lenses~An article containing nothing but 'I'M BACK' written 100 times‎~...~The Hubsky Inclusion has BEGUN!!!~The Deep Dark Reaches of Hop-diddle~Dyslexic Cornflakes~Dead Bacteria~Doctor! Doctor!~Crazed Wombat~Things that aren't actually things~Weird things that are big~Caterpillar~BluBomb~Meatloaf~Neptune~Sometime today~Bold text~SAW VII~IllogiNews: Cows invade Britain - Prime Minister calls for peace~IllogiNews: This article exists!~Paper plane~Axey~IllogiNews: Stone leg of snake not suitable for crops, says President~Cheese string~☺~IllogiNews:Porridge found in urine~Rectangular~The Hopping Apple Glue Incident~Teh Cooking Show~A funny thing

Stuff I'm Working On (usually large projects)

IllogiGames:Can you unlock the door?~The Three Annoying Monkeys~I have no idea what to write