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Current Featured Article: Melville and the Ironing Board - Part One ONCE upon a time there was a man by the name of Melville Amsterdam, who was walking down the street, going to work. He worked in a factory that made left shoes. The factory next door made right shoes, but it had been closed. Hence, Melville was limping. He had almost arrived at the factory when he saw it. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw it. He had been walking right past a furniture store, one that he usually ignored because he was usually busy glueing a newspaper to his face (which was company policy). But today, he had forgotten to, and hence he saw the store out of the corner of his eye. Archive – Vote for featured articles Last Quarter's Featured Article - Pogosticks Throughout the years... throughout the tears... They were released in Ottawa, Canada. Why were we not there to let the victims have a shoulder to cry on? Why?! 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