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Satan Bunny

Satan Bunny is more dangerous than he looks. He lures kids in, and gets them hooked on narcotic marijuana.

“That's no ordinary rabbit!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Satan Bunny

Satan Bunny was one of the original Satans from the beginning of time, but is best known as 1930's Vaudeville songstress-and-dancer Bunny Satan. This furry and cuddly form of evil is deceptive in appearance, and has been the downfall of many previously-righteous Christians. With highly flammable pellets, he is able to create a piece of Hell anywhere he goes. The Great Schism can be defined as an event that divided those who can say schism and those who can't.

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Narrator: “"And so begins the day when children play, to fill their spouts with honey and clay. But will it end in the exact same way? Or for our heroes, be it their last day...?"
It won’t be of course, since it’s not real.
Camera stops zooming in. Kids stop playing and look at the camera.
Narrator: The writer could make the characters invincible if he wanted. Besides, the writer prefers doing happy endings… what? Oh sorry, I’ll keep quiet.
Camera starts to zoom in again. Kids continue to play.
Narrator: “The tale begins on Hallowe'en down at a conspicuous police department…


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