Illogicopedia:Current events

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6:00 a.m. Bed legs sawed off Fnurdles under the sheets Serenade by Silent Penguin Mattress tipped over Soaked with the fire hose Community trampoline Accordion Reveille
6:30 a.m. Group shower
(kidding!) (maybe)
Licked by a cow Sponge bath by Olga and Lars Quick squat in the sink Change clothes only Summer: Run through lawn sprinkler
Winter: Engage fire sprinkler
Skip all hygiene
7:00 a.m. Cheerios with milk Cheetos with milk Toaster shakings Chicken pancakes Empty cereal box (high in fibre) Leftover coffee + Ice = DIY Frappucino Toast
8:00 a.m. Catch up on missed Forum posts Write an amusing Forum post Add wisdom to a stupid Forum thread Write a really stupid Forum post Add stupidity to an intelligent Forum thread Add a non sequitur reply to Forum thread you didn't bother reading Create a Forum post talk page
9:00 a.m. Write a crappy article VFF a crappy article Make a crappy picture FI a crappy picture QD crap by others QD crap you made Stare blankly at Change log
10:00 a.m. Beg to be made an admin Troll Wikipedia Beg on Wikipedia to be made an admin OFFLINE Troll Uncyclopedia Beg on Uncyclopedia to be made an admin Back to ?pedia
11:00 a.m. Join the chatroom. Empty. /QUIT Join the chatroom. Empty. Wait. /QUIT Join the chatroom. Empty. Lurk all day. Join the chatroom. Empty. Talk to yourself. Join the chatroom. Empty. Write rude words. Join the chatroom. Empty. Flood and get auto-kicked repeatedly. Join the chatroom. Full! Say nothing.
12:00 noon Street begging Dine and dash Dumpster diving Grand Theft Hot Dog Stand Refrigerator soup OFFLINE Fasting
1:00 p.m. Appointment with the Staff Psychiatrist Do some housecleaning Floss your toes Write in Diary Report those cows to the police Seriously. What's with those cows? Cowicide
2:00 p.m. Poultry Martial Arts OFFLINE Complete your Secret Mission Feed the hippo Weekly pesticide treatment Rewrite history Pick up suit from the dry cleaners
3:00 p.m. Take a break from the wiki! G.I. Joes vs. Legos! Watch YouTube Play Vidja games! A TV game show, perhaps? Anything interesting in the news? Read the Obituaries
4:00 p.m. Seppy! I'm sick. Can I leave early? Confirm some users Sausage Martial Arts Accept my inner loser Look for a better job Call T3's bluff OFFLINE
5:00 p.m. Ice cream for supper? Crunchy Cheese Surprise Corndogs (again) Mystery Meat Probably Pork Tunichicken sandwiches That cat looks edible...
6:00 p.m. Reading! Reading! Reading! Reading! Reading! Reading! Reading!
7:00 p.m. Study Biology Study History Study Astrometrics Study Language Arts Study Englench as a Second Language Study for Midterms Homework
8:00 p.m. Write that break-up letter Bass solo! ? OFFLINE
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9:00 p.m. Weekly Chess Tournament! Win the Gold Chess Piece! Road trip, anyone? Roll naked in a pile of paper bills Try writing an article on Uncyclopedia Play Grand Theft Auto Take the Space Shuttle for a spin Invent something cool.
10:00 p.m. ? ? ? ? ? OFFLINE Watch Edward Bulwer-Lytton documentary
11:00 p.m. Play Illogicopoly! Pay cell phone bill OFFLINE ? Large quantities of Rye Watch A&E
12:00 midnight ? ? OFFLINE ? ? Drink until I'm invisible Record all sins on an index card
1:00 a.m. Listen to public radio ? ? ? ? Hit on some hotties Star Trek!
2:00 a.m. Ask Carlb to replace the server's hard disk Contemplate murder ? ? ? Party with a lampshade on your head More Star Trek
3:00 a.m. Ask Carlb how the server works Take some GK to fall asleep Flirt with prostitutes Watch The Hobbit
4:45 a.m. Pray to the Great Lightbulb Chat up Bcbkye Throw down rhymes with the OMG Scary Alien Fantasize about Flub Nugget Barter with God Rock with Avril Fall asleep watching The Roberto Code. Again.
5:00 a.m. Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
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