Illogicopedia:Enhanced main page
This page details the design for a possible new formatting of the main page, which keeps its flavour, but removes areas of least interest, giving more room for other projects. this will be implemented when our other projects are slightly more active.
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Current Featured Article: Melville and the Ironing Board - Part One
ONCE upon a time there was a man by the name of Melville Amsterdam, who was walking down the street, going to work. He worked in a factory that made left shoes. The factory next door made right shoes, but it had been closed. Hence, Melville was limping.
Last Quarter's Featured Article - Pogosticks
Throughout the years... throughout the tears... They were released in Ottawa, Canada. Why were we not there to let the victims have a shoulder to cry on? Why?!
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Seemed like a good idea at the time
This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...
This thing is too wide on the main page again.
1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258
1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash
what has this world come to
I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg
Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.
A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.
Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.
SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE
Huh, can I really vandalize this page?
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F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/
did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore
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